/lit/ - Literature

The husband of this girl I’ve been seeing came to my apartment and tried to act tough. I ended up punching him and he went away crying. Now I feel kinda bad

Anna Karenina did nothing wrong

>>18647065
No but I did jerk off with a coworker’s face mask when covid first started. I put it back the next day and she wore it

It was a cold night in October, and the clocks were striking Nine. I was working the tables at the local chuck-e-cheese it was a busy nights but I had a momentary respite since the ballpit which was near my assigned tables had a stench of rancid cheese sick and had to be cleaned by our old black janitor.

As I lit up my bent Malboro red I was joined by one of my colleagues. Being one of the longest working employees at the branch I handled his application and training. His name is Taylor, his shirts were always ironed but he carried himself sloppily. He told everyone he was 25 but having handled his details I know he is 31 and that he still lives with his mother. He seemed obsessively bothered by his nose and sniffed endlessly. Despite doing the same job as him I always made sure he knew I was his better and that I am in a better class than him, trusted by management and respected by peers.

"Hand me one... ill pay you back next week."

I froze and gave him a severe look I kept that up for a full minute then I gave him the last one out of my packet. I watched a YouTube video where a young entrepreneur was giving guidelines on how to climb the corporate hierarchy and one of the tips was to consolidate those under you in shows of dominance. If it worked for him it was sure to work for me.

Taylor took 3 drags of the Marlboro red I gave him and extinguished it under his foot then dissipated back into the building like the blot of oil he is. I could feel my adhd medication was reaching half-life. Given that it was still a long night i popped 2 more adderall into my mouth. If I was going to get that promotion I needed my concentration to be at my fullest.

I have run out of space to store books. What do?

I just tried to pick up guy in a park reading Mishima. He told me he isn’t gay

>Jokingly mentioned that I’m an ecofascist to my professor
>he later approached me in a discreet manner, asking me if I wanted to go to a meeting

It just occurred to me that if the metamorphosis was released today people would automatically dismiss it as weird fetish erotica
>One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug.

I was raised by 4chan trolls...

>"In this section, I will discuss"

Am I allowed to use the word sage just randomly just because I feel like it would contribute to the thread without people assuming it was an 'announcing' a sage?

There are poor people on this board right now who can’t afford new books

It's not hard to find books promoting promiscuity. Pretty much all of society promotes it nowadays except very few instutions such as the Church. Why would you look for books specifically dealing with the issue when it's pretty much an accepted and promoted viewpoint today? Are you just trying to bait?

Do NPSs sing in the shower?

>>11747463
Please tell me what the fuck this has to do with literature? Elon Musk has never written a book and Joe Rogan hardly qualifies as an author

>>11738485
Weren't you complaining that there are too many off-topic threads on the board?

>>11724180
Learning about reality isn't the be all and end all in case you didn't read between the lines

Is there even 100 IQ combined in this pic?

>>11685004
>10.5k upvotes

>>11671232
Jesus Christ why the fuck are you posting here you absolute deluded reddit fag? Fuck back off to reddit

>>11670671
>Quantum physics came from theoretical and experimental physics
>'I know lets just keep theoretically phycisicing surely we'll come up with something better!'
You're getting dull

>>11669615
>pagan
>book

Why is the woman smarter than the man?

>>11659264
>>philosopher conveys his ideas with words