/lit/ - Literature

>>21399234
>canadian says ameritard as if he doesn't fit that bill too
Everyone on your side of the globe is maniacal

>>21310892
>phone poster
>/lgbt/

>>20272583
You're a retard.
>t. was in army

>>19734083
>"it's okay if you are I think that's cute"
This reminds me of when I was in college and lost my virginity a girl I was friends with was actually mad at me for it and started crying. She wanted to stay as this pure virgin she could tease all the time. Goddamn I hate women

>>19646812
>foreword
I will never read your gayass foreword.

>>19326411
>it's not in english, it's a minority language only spoken in an area smaller than california

>>18804307
Two years for beating the shit out of somebody, goddamn.

>>18684213
Pseud

>>18495443
You will never be a real book. You have no chapters, you have no character development, you have no plot. You are a long post typed by a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

>>18494047
You will never be a real book. You have no chapters, you have no character development, you have no plot. You are a long post typed by a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

>>18421512
>Occult and spirituality
Gobbledygook

>>18374311
>Minimalist! I hardly know her!
I typed to the anon beyond the web. Click-clack, clack-click, I cum on the Kit-Kat beneath my desk, while my keyboard and I cri in tandem.

>>17955763
>screenwriting

How do I become a pseud? I want recommendations on what to read so I can masquerade myself as an intellectual by parroting the words and thoughts of men more intelligent than me- without actually understanding them. I figured /lit/ was a good place for this since most of you know you have an IQ of 130-140 thanks to the advent of online IQ testing.
Also, any tips on how to belittle others for trivial mistakes or for their momentary lack of understanding so I can get that sweet, sweet, infinitesimal ego boost for a few moments before bed?