/lit/ - Literature

>>13657106
>i believe in jewish fairy tales

>>13563862
>i never come here
>never

2am here. I have to submit something tomorrow morning and i'm still not finished. I hate having no attention span.

>>13525231
>>13525237
i'm onto you meme flipper

What are some books where the protagonist is:
>kissless
>hugless
>handholdless
>eyecontactless (never had a romantically interested eye contact with a girl)
>signsless (never had a girl show any signs of being romantically interested in me)
>friendsless (have no friends and have never had a female friend)
>virgin
>manlet
>framelet (24 but look 16)
>hairlet
>beardlet
>brainlet
>eyelet (brown eyes and myopia)
>skinlet (excessive dry skin)
>jawlet
>chinlet
>wristlet
>musclelet(can not build muscle)
>dicklet (4inches)
>neetlet (work 8 excruciating hours a day)
>wagelet (live in third world, work all day and earn less than an immigrant working a construction job in the us)
>agelet (24 and soon entering into decline. your early 20s should be the peak of your life)
I just want a character which i can relate to. Most of the loser virgins in literature end up having a GF and friends by the end of the story. I want a realistic book in which the loser virgin never improves. Yes, i've read Notes From The Underground

>write story
>wow, based and redpilled!
>reread story
>not based, not redpilled, maybe even cringe, and bluepilled
i'm not gonna make it, might as well self publish

how the FUCK do i write descriptively? i really have no idea how to describe things without being pure cringe. every story i write ends up being some kind of le hemingway minimalism because i lack the skills to do imaginative writing full of colors and shapes and smells. what are some books that help with this? should i go to an MFA?

I have this weird feeling like I need to go out and do something adventurous and epic to escape the banality of my life, or just experience new things. Any books for this feel?

>No job
>No gf
>Just got shitty results for this semester (law).

Every day is JUST for me.

>>12099040
alimony

>MFW getting raped by law school.
>Haven't read anything but law textbooks from morning to night.
>Still unable to stay on top of readings.

I should've listened.

Sometimes I feel like an NPC even though I am constantly thinking and processing thoughts with an internal monologue because I literally cannot make substantial conversation with others.

I feel like a programmed machine that spits out pre-scripted talking points, conversation openers, lines, etc because I can't think of what else to say. The same applies with my writing to a lesser extent. I can't write anything completely original without semi-reverse engineering someone else's writing.

>TFW its 5am and assignment due on Thursday.
>TFW need 1k more words and absolutely hate what I have written so far.
>TFW forcing myself to think up good ideas.

Everything has gone down hill since first semester.

What's the cheapest way to remove a tattoo?

>Disgusted at the guilt or absurdity of Mankind, the Misanthrope flies from it: He resolves to become an Hermit, and buries himself in the Cavern of some gloomy Rock. While Hate inflames his bosom, possibly He may feel contented with his situation: But when his passions begin to cool; when Time has mellowed his sorrows, and healed those wounds which He bore with him to his solitude, think you that Content becomes his Companion? Ah! no, Rosario. No longer sustained by the violence of his passions, He feels all the monotony of his way of living, and his heart becomes the prey of Ennui and weariness. He looks round, and finds himself alone in the Universe: The love of society revives in his bosom, and He pants to return to that world which He has abandoned. Nature loses all her charms in his eyes: No one is near him to point out her beauties, or share in his admiration of her excellence and variety. Propped upon the fragment of some Rock, He gazes upon the tumbling waterfall with a vacant eye, He views without emotion the glory of the setting Sun. Slowly He returns to his Cell at Evening, for no one there is anxious for his arrival; He has no comfort in his solitary unsavoury meal: He throws himself upon his couch of Moss despondent and dissatisfied, and wakes only to pass a day as joyless, as monotonous as the former.'

>tfw my review got posted itt

>>9440880
>the Amazon description spoils the ending

>I'm a literal assassin: the thread

https://monoskop.org/images/a/a4/Pound_Ezra_ABC_of_Reading.pdf

>Learn to read Greek
>Learn to read Ancient Chinese Symbols
>Learn to read Latin, French, and Italian
>Cry a lot at how mediocre you are
>Become a fascist

Did I miss anything out?

I had a gf who was really cute and studying classics. She used to tease me because I had to read a translation. She used to joke about me to all her friends and when I was with them they'd all talk in Latin, occasionally giggling among themselves and then looking over at me like a pathetic dog.

Sometimes in bed she'd bend me over and spank me while screaming lines from Plato's Apology or the Odyssey.

She left me for a guy who could quote Dante in Italian