/lit/ - Literature

>>22747747
Jason Bryan makes you seethe so hard

>>22666228
Mr. Jason Bryan is extremely fat, old, bald, and ugly now.

>>22627773
Shut the fuck up samefag
>picture of the ugliest cunt (you)

>>22615878
Here's a picture of you now, Mr Jason Bryan. You're fat, you're wrinkly, you're bald, you're ugly.

>>22614918
>you're an incel!
From a guy who looks like this

>>22614909
And this is you.
You're so ugly

>>22007326
I will definitely meet up with other /lit/ bros, imagine being some sort of shut in fag who is afraid of having a few pints with the lads

>>19512232
Uhhh guys?

>1. never listen to women, do not even read the OP text
>2. entertain women and be yourself
>3. the only words out of a woman's mouth you should listen to are "yes" or "no" when you kiss her and start to undress her

Like seriously, getting laid is the easiest when you clearly do not give a shit whether or not a woman approves of you. In fact, your tactic dismissal of her opinions and water-off-a-ducks-back attitude will only help you get laid more as 99% of guys immediately submit to them and kiss women's asses.

Be the guy that does not kiss their ass and you will be the guy with them on your dick.

>>19450295
Honestly sounds based!

>>18745218
You sure about that?

>>18741328
Turned 43 recent and feel fucking great!

Pros of being old:
>wisdom is the antidote to anxiety and depression
>sexual desire much easier to control
>having kids is incredibly rewarding
>wealth of experience to understand the present and plan the future
>less pressure to prove oneself to your peers
>pattern recognition game becomes psychic-tier

Cons of being old:
>injuries take more time to heal
>drinking hard and doing drugs takes more out of you
>generally less spontaneous lifestyle
>shrinking social group
>many people your age have already given up on any of their dreams and are bitter as fuck

>>18692467

>>18688843
I love you bro. Someday we will be friends!

>>18683747
>t. 43 year old here
Still loving life, still have so many goals and hobbies, enjoying writing, my kids, playing Mordhau at night after smoking a joint before writing. Still so much more adventure ahead in life.

Start putting the boots to life and you'll feel invigorated, you have to do stuff. Write, build, fix, create, organize. Move somewhere new! Start a new career / job. If you have money, buy a camper van and go live innawoods for a few months.

You have so much living to do.

>>18680042
Enjoy every day bro, you never know when it could be your last!

>>18657742
I'm going to keep offering praise and support to fellow writers and you will do nothing but cry like a bitch and never post your own shit.

>>18647446
Bro... dude... I'm not a pussy, I have lifted natty for 20 years... if you can curl 40 lbs x100 then you are on the extreme edge of insanity.

Post a photo of yourself, here is me:

I would protect Waldun and beat any of you faggots if you tried to harm this kind gentleman who attracts HATRED simply because he writes.

/Lit/, check your alignment. Why would you hate a creator?

>>18641467
Pretty clear by your angst and vitriol that you are upset you never adventured in life.

It's not too late. There is still a way out of your boring life!

>>18638125
I only smoke sativas, it helps align the brain for constructive creativity!

>>18613712
43 and still living the dream... how about you?

You don't even have the balls to post a photo.

>>18590686
Ahhh ahhh ahhh help I'm having a bipolar episode