/lit/ - Literature

post your face when philosophy was solved by a youtube rap video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYwDkOrSsNk

>read sentence
>instantaneously forget all of it
>even forget that i'm reading at all
make it stop, bros

>>16844390
>W-w-w-whiny loooserrss

share your worst bookstore experiences
i'll start with one that happened to me today
>standing in a bookstore
>suddenly an attractive young woman starts standing next to me
>she stands next to me for a long time
>mfw

>>16702471
>>16702413
>>16702349
WHAT THE FUCK ANON WHY WOULD YOU TRICK ME LIKE THIS??!?!?!?!?1

>too many books, not enough time

all i wanna do is go into a pawn shop and find a rare beat up old book for $10 bros... is that too much to ask?

>want to read the summa theologica
>realize I have to read Aristotle before
>to read Aristotle I have to start with the greeks
>read the greeks and realize I have to read more greeks to understand philosophy
>read every single piece of philosophy before moving onto the romans
>go back to summa, realize I haven't read the bible
>start reading the bible
>wait, I haven't read the sumerian literature
>done with the sumerians, but now I need to understand the influences of early civilizations over the eastern and western civs
>work my way up the Chinese classics, move onto the Japanese just to spite them
>go over every major artistic movement
>ok, I'm ready to read the summa
>mfw I already forgot most of the greek literature

>>16313440
I dreamt I was fucking her again

>>15574043
>elves are gay af

N-no they aren’t anon shut up

>want to read the summa theologica
>realize I have to read Aristotle before
>to read Aristotle I have to start with the greeks
>read the greeks and realize I have to read more greeks to understand philosophy
>read every single piece of philosophy before moving onto the romans
>go back to summa, realize I haven't read the bible
>start reading the bible
>wait, I haven't read the sumerian literature
>done with the sumerians, but now I need to understand the influences of early civilizations over the eastern and western civs
>work my way up the Chinese classics, move onto the Japanese just to spite them
>go over every major artistic movement
>ok, I'm ready to read the summa
>mfw I already forgot most of the greek literature

>>15124653
>Holu fuck you type like a gigantic faggot

>NOOOOOoOOOOOO you can't just bite your thumb at me sir?

>started with the Greeks
>suddenly felt an urge to jack off to trap porn, twinks and effeminate boys
>had to dump my gf because I spent my libido on gay porn more than her cunt
>literally fantasize about topping every cute boy I see around now
fuck you /lit/, you annihilated my heterosexuality

>start reading serious books
>get into them and gradually stop playing video games and stuff
>IRL friend suggests I read Skyward from Brandon Sanderson
>start reading it to please them
>start is super stereotyped and so YA it hurts
>expect to suffer for 500 pages
>start getting into it
>I actually really enjoy it despite the flaws

I thought I had grown up and I was a smart and deep person now. Hell, I can see all the flaws in it, but I kept turning the pages and enjoying the read... Now I have to rate it on goodreads, how can I give it a good rating next to Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, people will think I'm a pseud... But if I give it a bad rating I will be dishonest with myself...


WHAT THE FUCK IT'S NOT FAIR

>>13978606
>that pic
Fuck I know these feels... I haven't got a single thing published after 6 years...

>>13809451
Shut up

>>13593968
GODDAMMIT

>>13461120
n-no you can’t say that! gnosis is a bad word!

>>13453677
>it doesn't fit my preconceived notions so it doesn't real!!

>>13357751
NO JOHN MAUS ISN’T FUCKING HER STOP SAYING THAT

>>13156426
this is you.

>>13049009
brainlet.

>>13008196
Tankie.