/lit/ - Literature

>>22802853
>>22803695
I will never read a book

>>22481525
Look dude I'm going to level with you: the only people who care about things like foreign policy are lonely nerds who can't get laid. The algorithm has probably picked up that you're the target demographic for this sort of stuff based on your searches about geopolitics, international relations and all that nonsense.
My advice ia go out there and pick up chicks, its better for your mental health and life satisfaction than whatever the fuck is happening in Ukraine which has no bearing on your personal life.

>Skip the prologue

>>18171627
>insofar as

>>17705315
If you're not plumbing the depths and soaring to the heights why even be alive

If you're not lifting some HEAVY ass WEIGHTS to fuck TIGHT POON every god damn night you have no right to call yourself a hedonist

get on steroids right now you fucking FAGGOT, or end up like a limp dick from a Houellebecq novel. gigachad here is the ultimate hedonist, not a coping pussy nigga in search of a philosophical backbone for his life denying laziness

LAY IN BED AND EAT YOUR ICE CREAM NIGGER

I'LL BE DYING YOUNG, UNDER A MOUND OF CUNNY

Now that the philosophyfags of this board have been utterly defeated, we philosphylessfags can leave the board in triumph, heads held high, as we go to life and act intuitively. Our future is bright philosophyless Chads. We shall bask in the sunlight, copulate with human females, and influence causal chains without a single forethought. The world and all life has to offer is in the palm of our muscular, active hands.

>actually sir I'm a profesionally licensed exaggerator
>therefore you would be wise to hold thy tounge

>>16708972
>Can you say the same for your bookshelves?
Yes.

Pushing the rock makes me happy, simple as'

>>16500602
/WHITEPILL GENERAL/

>>16486237
>Nietzsche? No you child, give me Kant, Hegel, and Schopenhauer instead.

My grammar is shit and I don't care. I literally only care about the story and what it means.

>Hohenstaufen loyalist
>Committed to the Reichsgedanke
>Drawing from Germanic tribe soul, Greek philosophy, Roman imperialism and Christian humility

>>15421604
Thanks for using my OC, anon.

>>15385666
>Is it elitist to shame someone for reading young adult fiction as an adult?
Yes. It is. But elitism isn't a bad thing.
Pic related, me.

>>15379687
Here's a selfie btw

>said he

>>15228810
Not on my watch

>Why yes, I only read books written by male virgins. How did you know?

>>14555931
>What if
stopped reading there

>>14381538
Yes.

>no, i wouldn't mind transsexuals waving their dicks at my daughter, why would you even ask?

>No, to impose the burden of existence over my beloved children would be an act of utter sadist egoism.

>>13956849
>Both are virgin options, I win all the time 24/7 effortlessly while at the same time remaining completely indifferent and unattached to the fruits of those victories