/lit/ - Literature

Major Major is literally me

ITT favorite book covers

>>23054898
Yep

Ever try fitting apples into your cheeks?

Do I need to read the other 21 Catches to understand the plot of this one?

>you never actually catch a 22

>His heart cracked, and he fell in love. He wondered if she would marry him.
>'*Tu sei pazzo*,' she told him with a pleasant laugh.
>'Why am I crazy?' he asked.
>'*PerchŠ non posso sposare*.'
>'Why can't you get married?'
>'Because I am not a virgin,' she answered.
>'What has that got to do with it?'
>'Who will marry me? No one wants a girl who is not a virgin.'
>'I will. I'll marry you.'
>'*Ma non posso sposarti*.'
>'Why can't you marry me?'
>'*PerchŠ sei pazzo*.'
>'Why am I crazy?'
>'*PerchŠ vuoi sposarmi*.'
>Yossarian wrinkled his forehead with quizzical amusement. 'You won't marry me because I'm crazy, and you say I'm crazy because I want to marry you? Is that right?'
>'*Si*.'
>'*Tu sei pazz'!*' he told her loudly.
>'*PerchŠ?*' she shouted back at him indignantly, her unavoidable round breasts rising and falling in a saucy huff beneath the pink chemise as she sat up in bed
indignantly. 'Why am I crazy?'
>'Because you won't marry me.'
>'*Stupido!*' she shouted back at him, and smacked him loudly and flamboyantly on
the chest with the back of her hand. '*Non posso sposarti! *Non capisci?
>Non posso sposarti*.'
>'Oh, sure, I understand. And why can't you marry me?'
>'*PerchŠ sei pazzo!*'
>'And why am I crazy?'
>'*PerchŠ vuoi sposarmi*.'
>'Because I want to marry you. *Carina, ti amo*,' he explained, and he drew her gently
back down to the pillow. '*Ti amo molto*.'
>'*Tu sei pazzo*,' she murmured in reply, flattered.
>'*PerchŠ?*'
>'Because you say you love me. How can you love a girl who is not a virgin?'
>'Because I can't marry you.'
damn i really felt this one. it hit home like the scene where he was walking through rome at night in the rain and seeing all the beating and stuff. what a book guys

I'm an ebook pleb

What is this book about?

Are the sequels any more explorative?