/lit/ - Literature

>>17315737
>my teacher prefaced our biology class with, "None of this is true but we need to teach it to you so you can graduate."

>>15650436
Your parents wish you were never born
>>15650430
what a shit show

wot if yer 4chan captcha started talking to you and asking for a quarter to post

>>10456397
>unironically browsing /tv/
>ironically browsing /tv/

>>10456083
>being a poor

>>10391750
holy shit.

if you find this book unengaging then youve failed the pleb filter, hard.

gtfo off my board you unironic p zombie normie scum

go back to reading pretty little liars novellas

>>8960059
good post

>>8961844 >>8962260 >>8961434
is it possible to be more of a deluded solipsistic asshole? youre the type of Other we theorize to exist but haven ever actually met

go away normie scum

>>8903436
From a quick flip through the book (ignoring the text), the book is ~700 pages long and I think it would be better removing ~70% of the drawings. Virtually all of the illustrations are almost out of their way made to look unpleasant, [like this or worse](https://gonzorz.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/my-sketch-of-me.jpg).).
I only counted full-page illustrations. There's probably more little gems tucked away in the text.

pages with gfx I wouldn't show a cute girl: 34+ (stopped counting, separate to the below list)

pages with gfx I wouldn't show anyone: 30+, probably missed a few:

> a drawing of a naked chinese girl
> a gross drawing of a guy 'coupon pro'
> first 'hot quiz' drawing, a landscape with naked people except the sun and clouds and everything have [B]'s with fluids spewing everywhere
> 'adaptability breakdown' guy with half his face blown off by a man in a wheelchair
> crude picture of a guy saying 'whaddaya mean you dont want any rat pussy' girl lying naked in a pool of blood coming out of her vagina with rats crawling around it
> another drawing of this
> a picture of a giant hand grabbing a [B] with legs
> another drawing of a girl lying down with her vag exposed
> (15x) a picture of an anthropomorphized [ab roller, coffee maker, tobacco can, insole, e-cigarette, pizza, kombucha bottle, febreeze can, pill bottle, tire, tax software box, airplane, trash bag, yoga pants, gum packet] giving head to a man with a [B], all separate drawings, all practically the same
> gross intricately shaded drawings of a muscular woman holding sexual melons and an old woman with too little clothes on
> an abstract drawing of a woman with three boobs
> a guy bleeding through his butt sitting on a traffic cone, giving the guy in front of him a rectal exam or something
> 'white old dude kills/eats black person'
> guy grasping his penis with [A] behind him
> 'clit pounder' picture
> 'winner gets a picture of my dad's red hard on'
> (2x) helicopter twisting peoples heads/appendages off
> gay porn
> [A]
> crossdresser with penis head showing
> dead people with hairy buttholes exposed
> intricately shaded picture of a muscular girl crushing a fat texan's penis
> kid kross, sad crucified guy with small penis
> old woman with body parts exposed
> guy jerking off to a biplane
> gay porn
> some furry-type creature with a [B]
> gay porn
> [A]
> (2x) gay porn
> literally any page involving that disgusting fat person with flabby manboobs and gross spiky hair

Key:

> [A] 'a topless woman with a maggot infested vagina for a head'
> [B] 'giant veiny penis'

>>8234031
>Has an image called 9Muses
>There's 10