/lit/ - Literature

>>14896834
>Go see dentist last week.
>Same one since 15 years
>Always happy to see me
>''Oh what an excellent state your teeth are in mr. x! Quite exceptional for a man your age; them youngsters always boozing and eating like animals!''
>Pat_on_back.exe
>Have a nice chat about vegans and tooth decay their unnatural diet causes them
>Get full visit fee paid back
>Get a neat little toothpaste tube for free
>Sparkling smile from the hot assistant
Why is life so good bros?