/lit/ - Literature

>>16252631
Wait till you get to the part where Ellisha kills a bunch of children with bears.

>>16244988
>My local library has this book
>I try to loot it
>They stop me

Hmmmmm

>>16234132
I used to be the biggest antinatalist in the world. I would wear a shirt I made which said "birth is the beginning of damnation". All I can tell you is, I was saved from this poison and the only cure is Christian Fideism brought about by personal mystical revelation. So, start praying, Fren!

>Inb4 Jesus and Paul support antinatalism (already went down that road)

OP here. Thank you to those who recommended actual books. I should have known this was armchair psychologist hour.
>>14680308
I am sorry.

>>13658030
You called Apu nihilistic. Now look what you've done; the poor lad is crying.

So, I read the actual book of Pinocchio, and I must ask you something /lit/: philosophically speaking, is it true that boys who fuck off (NEETs) always get fucked in the end? As opposed to boys who work for their lot in life (wagies)?

I-is Collodi trying to tell me I’ll regret being an idler for the rest of my life and I’ll have to face a good number of unfortunate events? Is being a wageslave in the end, truly better than going to playtime with the other boys?

Oh please /lit/, this can’t be true! I want to play with the other boys and not get fucked but I don’t want to work either!!