/lit/ - Literature

>>9820470
>see j-pete
>*sweats*
>*lights cigarette*
>turns on interrogation hi-beams on himself
>ties himself to chair
>begins confessing

fuck man, no, i haven't. well i mean i kind of have. look, it's like you say, with self-authoring. you know that self-authoring, right? okay, well, here's the problem: i've been obsessing over the monomyth for years. for years and years. i mean before i knew you were a guy, j-pete. i mean this goes back years.

so i mean i get what you're saying. except that, i mean, i feel as though, sometimes, uh, i've got, like, multiple selves. and they all sort of overlap and criss-cross with each other. it's all in this huge novel i'm working on. you're going to hate it. except i want you to love it. i really do. but you won't. because i read too many Bloody NeoMarxist Postmodern Nihilists and now they all live in a dilapidated hotel in my mind. with like thirty other guys.

so i'm working on it. that's what i call cleaning my room. and i talk to people on /lit/. i know it doesn't count. i praise you a lot. no, i know that's not good enough. yes, you're right. i should be using speech properly. no, i mean, uh, yes. yes. yes. yes of course you're right, j-pete. yes. i will. yes. no i mean it this time. yes i'll definitely clean it. yes. okay? i just need a little more time. i'm almost finished. it's almost done. almost.

*phew*

ok. is he gone? i think he's gone.

man, that guy's like the fucking Grand Inquisitor or something sometimes.

>tfw this post is honest af and clearly indicates an uncleaned room. or, quite possibly, the need for an entirely new residence prior to said cleaning