/lit/ - Literature

>>12082629
>take a pic you find sexy
>put it as background on freewrite text editor and set it on full screen
>free you pp from the tyranny of your pants, but abstain from touching yourself
>write freely about your pic. avoid simply describing your picture as well as too direct references to body parts & fluids (yours or theirs)
>don't exit fullscreen until you reach the desired word count
>when finished, post on s4s or similar and ask for critique. don't cum until they unanimously tell you it's good enough. redraft as many time as necessary

>female characters described by men
>only well-drawn and relevant aspects are cuteness and beauty

>>12030930
Why do they write "Bestseller" on the cover as if it was a good thing?

because most men just want to cum as soon and as much as they can

>>11870839
I have heard 'by a red cunt hair' which is a reference to the way shaved or stubbly red hair is felt more than seen.
'by the short and curlys' is typically a euphemism for grabbed by the balls, but since the wife has those tucked away in a drawer next to her panties, it necessarily follows that the doctor, attorney, or more likely a traffic court must be holding on to something else.

How do I even read a book I open a book I read a word I read a sentence and nothing happens.