/lit/ - Literature

>Nietzsche struck his chest against the pommel and tore two muscles in his left side, leaving him exhausted and unable to walk for months.

>>17087232
>this guy doesn't even know that every line of Homer has esoteric meaning and skipping the catalogue of ships will make the entire rest of the book pointless

>>16679476
>"he was but a..."
>inspired by faust
>literary portrait

>he thinks /tv/ can ever be /lit/

>>12935613
>paying for virtual things on the internet

>>12929746
I was saying this shit in 1998, faggot. The original pitch for ASOIAF read like something out of Wheel of Time. It was compact, tight, lacked extraneous elements and was less than a page fucking long. It was supposed to be 2-3 books with a nice, crisp story.

Instead we now have this 16000000 page series that is never going to receive a satisfactory conclusion and is 2/3rds lamprey pie and honeyed hams. For what? What story of consequence is actually being told here?
Do you think we're ACTUALLY going to get a satisfying resolution to the Dornish plotline?
Do you think we're ACTUALLY going to get a satisfying resolution to Victarion and Euron's machinations?
Don't be stupid! He's just going to fucking die, and they're going to have to bring in Brandon Sanderson to finish his book for him. He's doing this on purpose, too, because he CAN'T finish the book himself without either having Jesus Christ appear at the end and save everyone, having Dany basically take over as bitch-queen of the kingdom, or having everyone die!

>>12479927
he says after he posts his picture hoping for the copious /lit/ femoids to gush over his neckbeard

>>11697801
>Socialism merely means kikes decide what we do with our time and money

>>11028484
>its 3 Dementional

>>10997338
>I'm just too much of a non-conformist
Wew lad