/lit/ - Literature

The masturbating and cumming makes you bald meme originated in Ancient Greece.

>Those who are bald are so because their constitution is phlegmatic: for during intercourse the phlegm in their heads is agitated and heated, and impinging upon the epidermis burns the roots of their hair, so that their hair falls out. For the same reason, eunuchs do not become bald, because they do not experience the violent movement of intercourse which would heat the phlegm and cause it to burn the hair-roots.

Cumming too often = you go bald!

>>23192663
>"In the storm, her umbrella was disabled."
So she became wet.

Who's the biggest most obvious coomer author wise?
Im not asking for coomer book recs or coombooks written for money.
What I'm asking is, which author, through suttle hints or word choice, who writing about something totally unrelated to literotica, clearly betrays the fact that they're a massive coomer.
For me I'd say it's Phillip K Dick, but what does /lit/ think? Do we have a winner in the womens category as well?

HOW THE FUCK DID THE JANNIES NOT ALREADY NUKE THIS THREAD

>>22620986
>but probably yes

any books with a lot of rape scenes?

>>22566413
so every arthouse movie and every classical music and every painting is low iq? haha nice try incel now rope

>>21589547
>I want to improov so bad
Based IMPROOVER

>>21028428
Okay then, bend over, we'll see who the real pussy is.

>>21007118

>>20386965
I'm a fujoshi

>>19686913
>Epic-titties
I'm intrigued.

>>19345688
All things in excess

>cock-sore cooma

I read Lolita and the day after woke up with coom in my underpants

https://www.wattpad.com/886115569-true-world-yandere-everything-chapter-1/page/2

m'lady where do you live

>>16079345
>please I need to constantly low effort shitpost because I have a dopamine dependancy and have no capability of engaging intellectually with actual discussion

>>15958108
she looks a bit like the coomer

>>15871178
Why must you haunt me with these women?

>>15730123
>demographic change can only occur through sex
... at last, he reveals himself

You retards are the most degenerate form of coomers. You get pleasure for snobby, elitist discussion of literature. You have no actual interest in literature; rather, you have an interest in being elitist and feeling superior to people to who don't engage in elitist literature discussion or read. This board is for anything related to literature, not for satisfying your desire for superiority.

>>15625127
If 1984 is a dystopia, it's because people couldn't overthrow the regime if they wanted to (they could). I'm saying that this point is not true and not even a characteristic of dystopias.
>>15625136
>You are forced to participate in state mandated orgies while under the influence of mind altering drugs.
Based!

>>15621754
>SEX
Yup,sounds like a book for me.