/lit/ - Literature

>>19066640
nigga do you have any suggestions, or did you come here just to suck ya own dick

>>16290391

>>16198306
yeesh

>>15987438
>he doesn't know

Because you are boring as shit

>>15516328
>fiction writers and a fag

>adverbs

>>13764375
>there are people under the age of 30 on /lit/

>polytheistic Canaanites worship a slew of gods, with El as their chief god
>some Canaanites decide to start a cult and only worship El, not the other gods
>their god El is a jealous and capricious god, hence the first 4 (or 3 if you're Catholic) commandments about not worshiping other gods (instead of saying they don't exist, like Muslims do), subjugating yourself in all ways to El, etc
>start calling themselves Jews
>most of the tribes worship in their own way
>eventually the monotheists take over
>Jews put together their holy books to get more power from the Persians
>some time later a woman gives birth and tricks her cuck husband into thinking it was a miracle
>2000 years later retards who worship a magic Jew insist their magic sky ghost imaginary friend is real

>>11486275
>penguin classics

>>10892058
>noam chomsky