/lit/ - Literature

Will get I weird looks from the librarians if I rent lolita? I'm a single 35 year old male

>>20802450
Alright, and how does that help me write something interesting?

i dont deserve to be bullied like this

guys... im being bullied in these threads everyday and i dont know what to do
https://youtu.be/shWUtMcBNzA

>>20588024
>the Esoterica of it

ATTENTION EVERYONE. ABEBOOKS HAS DELIEVERED ME MY BOOK.
IT JUST CAME IN THE MAIL. THE WAIT IS OVER.

AND NOW FOR THE BIG REVEAL....THE BOOK IS....

AbeBooks has sent me a second copy of the book i ordered out of fear that the first copy is lost in transit. My only hope is that both copies get delivered to me so that I can at least feel like I won this battle. But the truth is they still have the upper hand. They have my money, my book, and the shipping info, which they are still not giving me. I am left with nothing. My life is in shambles. I haven't been eating or showering much. A lightbulb in my room went out and I am too lazy to replace it. The other day my boss told me I looked like shit and sent me home out of pity. HR is counting it as a sick day.

I am left a husk of man and it is all because of AbeBooks.

AbeBooks responded to my email...
>"I’ve looked into this and I can confirm that your item was sent out without any problems at our end. It looks like it might be lost in the post! Luckily, we do have another copy in stock. If you’d like one, please let me know and I’ll get that sent out to you within 24 hours. Let me know if you’d like me to arrange this."
this isnt fair

ABEBOOKS PLEASE GIVE ME MY FUCKING BOOK OR ANY SORT OF INFO ON ITS WHERABOUTS. YOU SPINELESS BASTARDS, YOU'RE FUCKING KILLING ME

AbeBooks you have no idea what you're doing to me...please give me some tracking information....please.....

>500 word suicide note due next week

AbeBooks has the audacity to email me newsletters. My order is over a week late and they still haven't given me any tracking info. Spineless bastards! You cant do this to people. You cant do this....

AbeBooks will be the death of me. Why cant they just provide some sort of tracking number. Why...

>>20463033

Still no tracking info from AbeBooks. This is no way to treat a customer.

Still no tracking info on my AbeBooks order. This isn't fair. This isn't how you do business...

AbeBooks supplier replied to my email. Said everything is alright on their end.
It was supposed to come last Friday. Everything is not alright.

>>20448637
>literal interpretations
>taking everything at face value
>being unable to grasp figurative language

Still no shipping information from AbeBooks. They are not responding to my emails.

Still no shipping info on my AbeBooks order.

Still no tracking information from Abebooks. Expected delivery date was today.

AbeBooks is not giving me much info on my order

Excited to write something these next few hours

>>20338145
Start with the greeks