/lit/ - Literature

I have never connected my ereader to the internet.

>why yes, I read books as pdfs from my desktop PC, how could you tell?

>>16070530
>"Team! Something is going on! I think it's a wormhole or someone is teleporting me somewhere!"

>Nothing.

>"CLARK! Can you hear me?!"

>He heard nothing but incoherent static and muddled voices.

>"DIANA! TORNADO! COME IN! CLARK!"

>More static, and then a connection was made.

>"COME IN OVER!"

>"Protect him."

>The connection was lost and nothing but static was heard.

>The Batwing blasted through the clouds…only to see a bright morning sky. And a vast city, one Batman had never seen before.

>Batman looked down at the large complex rows of buildings, with lakes and rivers covering the land. He saw a large castle in the distance that was atop a mountain overlooking the city. He decided to land the Batwing near a clearing next to some trees that sat near one of the lakes. The Batwing had landed safely and Batman jumped out to overlook the condition of his jet. He noticed only a few dents and scratches on it. He took inventory on his Batwings ammo. He had a permissible amount of turret rounds and a full amount of rockets and other specialized weapons. The fuel capacity was average but he did not intend to use the Batwing for a while. He activated his comlink and tried to use it again.

>"Come in Watchtower! Cyborg! This Batman come in!"

>Nothing was heard, not even static this time. Batman pulled out a special grid from his utility belt and activated it. It was a Universal Atlas, designed by the scientific division of the Justice League and with the cooperation of S.T.A.R. Labs; it documented the vast parallel universes and mapped them out. If someone discovered a new universe, the Atlas would pinpoint where it landed in the vast stretches of time and space. And it would also connect with other Atlas' across the multiverse. Almost every universe the League visited, had one or was given one. It was invented with the sole purpose for helping members who got sucked into wormholes or were unwillingly dragged to other worlds.

>>14528804
I dont get it but I still think its funny

>>14233782
>tfw esoteric techno-primitivist

>Plato
>Aristotle
>Sun Tzu
>Laozi
>Zhuangzi
>Paramenides
>Jesus
>Marcus Aurelius
>Buddha
>Tolstoy