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All three of my romance novels flopped Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:22:09 No.20252862▶>>20252871 >>20252912 >>20252961 >>20253180 >>20253185 >>20253203 >>20253219 >>20254711 >>20254724 >>20254731 >>20254740 >>20254742
>friend is a romance author
>made $100,000 last year
>decide to become a romance author myself
>challenging and time consuming
>work 3 months straight
>my books totally flop.

I am currently trying to do a fourth but it is seeming very futile at this stage. How do I write romance in a way that middle aged normie women, and gays appreciate?
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:23:51 No.20252871▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
>How do I write romance in a way that middle aged normie women, and gays appreciate?
You have to pick one, it's impossible to appeal to both in significant numbers
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:24:46 No.20252877▶
Write a book about a handsome gay man who gets seduced by an aged hagraven.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:31:06 No.20252899▶
What's your friend's name? I'm genuinely curious to read their work now kek.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:32:54 No.20252912▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
Women love rape and someone to take care of them. Also pirates

Gay men are like men and they like physical things
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:40:11 No.20252944▶
Just get the bestsellers, distill their formula and archetypes and just fill the rest for your books. Don't tell me you're actually trying to make up shit.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:43:42 No.20252961▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
It's all about marketing and not how you write.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:45:18 No.20253180▶>>20253220 >>20254726
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>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
>How do I write romance in a way that middle aged normie women, and gays appreciate?
Write abusive smut. That's what holes like. Arrogant bullies who are also tall, muscular, rich, and for some reason obsessed with them even though they're mediocre females.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:46:40 No.20253185▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
are you using a female pseudonym? if not, use it.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:51:26 No.20253203▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
Maybe you're a shit writer.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:54:36 No.20253219▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
Why did you post a picture of a convicted child molester. What kind of romances are you writing?
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:55:15

>>19858503 (You) (You) (You) (You)
Wise = Nietzsche
Nietzsche = Wise
There goes your definition!!!!
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)21:05:17 No.19859781▶>>19859956 >>19860034 (You) (You) (You)
>>19858480 (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP)
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)22:05:39 No.19860000▶
quads for neitzsche
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)22:06:28 No.19860006▶>>19860028 (You) (You) (You) >>19860034 (You) (You) (You)
Holy fuck it’s nigger the post.
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UH, EXCUSE ME CHUDLEY BUT NEITSCHE WAS A HECKIN WHOLESOME LGBTQIA+BLM-ACAB SUPPORTER. STIRNER WAS A HECKIN UNWHO[Auto]
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Why is Neitzsche the BESt philosopher??????? Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)15:46:07 No.19858480▶>>19858495 >>19859781 >>19860031 >>19860034 (You) >>19860058 (You) >>19860065 (You) >>19860069 (You) >>19860071 (You) >>19860073 (You)
I have been reading some philsophy books recently, a bit of "School of Life" educational videos, and some ted-Ed talks - and DAmn, this Neitzsche guy really has it all SUSSED out??????????? Like the Will to power??? Like we all have this like will inside us ----- and we have POwer!!!!! Ergo :: we have Will to power!!!!!!!!!! How heckin Epic is that!!!!!! Smash that like button and subcribe for more Epic Neitzsche content!!!!! Comment below why You think Neitzsche is the Best Philsopher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)15:49:38 No.19858495▶>>19858503 (You) >>19860034 (You) >>19860058 (You) >>19860071 (You)
>>19858480 (OP) (OP)
Because he’s so wise
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)15:51:24 No.19858503▶>>19859425 >>19860034 (You) >>19860058 (You) >>19860065 (You) >>19860069 (You) >>19860071 (You) >>19860073 (You)
>>19858495
Define, wise???
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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)18:46:06 No.19859313▶
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Based OP doing God's Work.

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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:32:55 No.19818503▶
>>19818495
Good for you. I'm not trying to compete with anyone. I recognize in Vylerria a goddess and if I had money I would happily give her some. For now I hope just simping with my attention is enough.
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:47:22 No.19818562▶
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I love literatureis_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&lang=es
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CHUD-DESTROYER123 01/27/22(Thu)20:48:11 No.19818565▶
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Anons 01/27/22(Thu)20:32:55 No.19818503▶
>>19818495
Good for you. I'm not trying to compete with anyone. I recognize in Vylerria a goddess and if I had mone4667.gif (115 KB, 400x400)
hahahahaha get better standards my dude, I know truly beautiful chicks working in a fucking Walmart
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:32:55 No.19818Thu)20:50:44 No.19818570▶
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:14:02 No.19818438▶
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I am just thinking yeah I would fuck the one on the left but I am now without pants and I can smell smegma fro) (You)
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>>19818562
1. you are most definitely not japanese so drop the inferior nip books and read some books from your actual culturefrom_webapp=v1&lang=es
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:53:37 No.19818576▶
>>19818575 (You)
keep it up man, we're all still paying attentionirst.
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:25:38 No.19818477▶
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CHUD-DESTROYER123 01/27/22(Thu)20:42:16 No.19818542▶
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>>19818495
Good for you. I'm not trying to compete with anyone. I recognize in Vylerria a goddess and if I had money I would happily give her some. For now I hope just simping with my attention is enough.
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Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)20:39:58 No.19818533▶
>>198185give her some. For now I hope just simping with my attention is enough.
>>an and not recognize she's a goddess, then you can't recognize beauty in this world, and you're the one who should pay more attention to what you read.
https://www.tiktok.com/@vylerria/video/7032399678419275013?is_copy_url=1&isompete with anyone. I recognizing to compete with anyone. I recognize in Vylerria a goddess and if I ha

>We're just bacteria on a rock dude

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>>18629642
Find the righteous path, then walk it.

Why yes, I've read the Nag Hammadi library.

>>18232535
>tranime

>>18207366
>Post your favorite passages from this masterpiece

> netflix

>>16616021
Is that.. is that a wooman?
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*
What's her onlyfans?

>>16404194
>OMG I love ecelebs that read nothing but newspaper articles

>>16389120
>haha gotcha there, CHUD, the word is mid-wit, and the morpheme "mid" implies "middle" therefore "midwits" can't be what everyone on this website understands as midwit, it has to be EXACTLY the middle of the bell curve haha, nazi chuds btfo

>>16368579
>WHAT WAS HIS ENDGAME

>Myth and folk lore

>Gravity's Rainbow

>Lol. He said more than that.

>>16311006
>haha I claim to be an environmentalist and see no contradiction between that and wanting mass immigration boosting the already bloated population

>>Weh don wroit gey arse book b'caus weah tue biseh bean sick conts 'n doin autdoar acktivehtehs.

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>tattoos