/lit/ - Literature

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>Chad Lancelot rides in
>Refuses to fuck Gweneviere
>(Isn't into race-mixing)
>Has threesome with moms instead
>(Ok with queers as long as they're lipstick lesbos)
>They nickname his cock Excaliber
>Becomes Kay/Ari's stepfather
>Beats Ari for being Arab; Kay kills herself
>Twist: Mercer is actually Knights Templar
>Twist: Lancelot is the Administrator
>Lancelot forces Merlin to use his magic to unfagify the universe (using magic amplification Mercer developed)
>It works
>Lancelot banishes Ari back to his shithole planet
>Uses Merlin's own magic to turn him into a fetus; implants him into the uglier lesbian mom
>Forces her to get an abortion
>Arc: Lancelot realizes abortion is evil
>Uses funding from Mercer to lobby the space federation
>Abortion is illegal
>The End