/lit/ - Literature

>mfw someone believed in consciousness or any kind of life after death when consciousness is just a function of the brain and dies with the body near me

>mfw a /lit/izen read a poet in translation near me
>mfw a /lit/izen judged any writer on his translated prosaic quality near me

>>2628576
>thinking there's really any such thing as non-fiction
I shiggy diggy

>not reciting Paradise Lost

Bitches love blank verse.

>>2412880
>>2412880
>>2412880
>mfw spaghetti
do you carry some around in your pocket anon?

>Implying Sam Pink, Tao Lin, Miranda July and Dave Eggers aren't the GOAT authors

Who actually knows what the fuck Socrates did or how he met his end. All we have is Plato's romanticized character of him.

Socrates could have been begging for his life in tears.

>liking any Murakami book better than Wind Up Bird
>liking fucking 1Q84 better than Wind Up Bird.

I have to be getting trolled right now. This is god-awful, OP. Like, a lot worse than most of the original writing that is posted on /lit/ which is never that good.

Seriously just a clumsy mess of Monty Python-esque lines and stale physical humor.

If you did write this as a 3rd grader than you were undoubtedly a pretty precocious third grader, but do you really think it holds up? How could you possibly think a play you wrote in third grade would be acceptable for a university performance? Please don't tell me you're on some kind of short list in a competition. That would be inexplicable.

>2011
>not putting your Tao Lin in the fridge

>>1868008

>reading

I realize not all pedophiles are child molesters, but honestly.

>finding little kids sexually attractive

Some ass from /fit/ trolling /lit/? Really?

I don't look like that because the only people who like that that aren't legit athletes are vain, dopey meatheads. There's no reason to be that jacked. It's sooo much work to achieve and maintain and isn't even ideal for getting women. Ottermode is the ideal male body. It's good for women, way easier to attain and maintain. With ottermode you look hot and in shape, but you're not intimidating to girls in any way.

I'm just not that into myself, dude.

cracked the binding on any of those?