/lit/ - Literature

Can we talk about me for awhile /lit/?

I'm so fucking bored.

I can't read anymore, I'm tired. My eyes are tired. I just finished The Naked and the Dead and Tinkers.

Can't read anymore, can't write anymore.

I started a blog, making posts, none of my friends care. My Google Analytics screen stares at me with a gigantic "0".

I am out of cigarettes, need to go to the gas station. Need to have human interaction, need to have someone be nice to me.

Deb will be nice to me. She works every night, 11pm-7am. She is incredibly overweight and has weird scabs on her arms. She has to use kitchen tongs to get my cigarettes.

I had to Google the word 'tongs' to make sure it was spelled right.