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>By what metric is the veracity and accuracy of the Wikipedia article confirmed, denied, rerouted, or otherwise “Xed out”? How is the Money Tree confirmed to bring good luck? These brave, brave, individuals must ask themselves these questions, they must maneuver in such a way as to imply which conception of the world is valid and which is invalid. Due to the unbalanced and purely Western nature of the Steward(esses) upbringing, the concept of the Money Tree as a symbol and harbinger of luck-which-is-not-bad cannot be wholly confirmed or denied. But what can be fully confirmed or denied (without plot holes) is that there can be no wholly unfalsifiable treatment on the metaphysical status of the money plant if it is taken in its raw form. These Wikipedian Jannisaries operate like an html document missing some backslashes or brackets, when confronting the issues as to what should be done about those Money Trees which hold so much cultural significance to the peoples inhabiting a certain multitudinous island chain not too far from Micronesia, in fact they share a similar language, at least to outsiders, though their language is more different than a man from Brighton meeting one from Aberdeen. (The old world Aberdeen). There are so many islands but they all possess this small tree which is associated in money by
those who speak the red headed step child of the western branch of the Germanic language family. And by grace of history but for many nations a wild misstep in the cosmic decision and taste making norms, this red headed step child western germanic language obtained the prerogative to secure a vast majority of wikipedia articles for itself. There is a hubris in this total capture of a plurality of all topics and articles posted on the Wikipedia website. Many peoples and people individual who happen to live on certain islands in the pacific may not appreciate the metaphysical capture of a tree named after Money. Sure assign an italic name to the tree, describe it, admit it is green like all the rest, but, “do not try to police and enforce the luck-making apparatus contained in the genome of such a tree,” think the speakers of many Austronesian dialects. When so many wake up on the Gregorian June 12 to find flying beetles and orangoutangs placing Riyals (tomon), and Rubles they are forced to believe that the money tree is in fact an outgrowth of the sacred. More real than even Saint Nick. It is in fact much more real than Saint Nick, he did not even create a mission on the opposite end of the Pacific Rim. To Wikipedia folks, as mentioned before, they are so limited by their education contained at one longitude and latitude that the Money tree crumbles before Saint Nick’s insistence and persistence. They do not realize the stored elastic energy in the cultural sphere of such a tree that prints money. In the end we find the eternal nick the Americans catch the threads of their superstitious coat on.