/lit/ - Literature

I've always believed in moral absolutes. Please give me arguments against it so I can expand my perspective. Also, what do you personally believe?

how do i improve dialogue?


Dear Bryson & Bryson Cereal Manufacturers,
Greetings. You may consider me, Julian Panniker the Third, to be your most loyal customer. I literally have grown up on your products, specifically Coco Chews Marshmallow Bits. While I can say that it sure has been a blast, and that I wouldn’t trade my 15 years of eating your cereal for the world, I would like to inform you that breaking my morning fast with nothing but your product has led to a noticeable decline in my overall health. If you haven’t noticed, I am dictating this letter. I am blind. This condition, my doctors tell me, is a direct result from the consumption of your cereal. Do not ask me for proof of this; I can only tell you that my doctor, who went to a prestigious medical school in Iowa, is quite sure your cereal is to blame. I am not asking for any kind of compensation, only your sympathy. Your condolences would be highly appreciated, and checks may be written to Julian Panniker III.
Sincerely,
JP3
“You actually sent that?” asked David.
“Yeah, man!” said Julian, “They’re gonna have to send me something if they think that I’m blind. They don’t want a lawsuit!”
“Dude I’m pretty sure they could sue you for lying to them and basically blackmailing them.”
“Well either way, the letter’s pretty good, right?”
“Good at what?”
Julian sighed, like a teacher having to explain multiplication to that one student who wasn’t all there. “Like do I sound all convincing and professional?”
“Like, not really man. I don’t think you should have told them you’re fifteen.”
“Well they’re not going to believe a fourteen year old.”

I PROPOSE WE ALL WRITE IN CAPS LOCK TO GET RID OF THAT GUY WHO ALWAYS WRITES IN CAPS LOCK

YAY OR NAY?