/lit/ - Literature

>>2038019
>That feel when you want to write but your roommate is watching porn without headphones

It's not about tripfags, or Tao Lin.
It's not even about quality posts, bandwidth, or high-schoolers.

It's an endless series of sage battles,
fought by Fabulous and Anonymous.

Sage, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.

Sage has changed.

ID-tagged posters carry ID-tagged posts,
use ID-tagged threads.

Penises inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.

Posting control.. Information control..
Sage control.. Battlefield control.

Everything is monitored and kept under control.

Sage has changed.

The age of free-saging is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.

And he who controls the /lit/, controls history.

Sage has changed.

When /lit/ is under total control,

sage and counter-sage becomes routine.