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Anonymous Wed Sep 1 00:16:48 2010 No.1091129 [Reply] [Original]

Will it ever get released?
Because I can only reread the other books so many times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 00:22:48 2010 No.1091135 I could reread FFC over, and over, and over. Oh wait, I do... I spent an entire six months just re-reading that book and reading nothing new.

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>>	Damphair !E5g5GmbE/U Wed Sep 1 01:42:48 2010 No.1091259 No, because football is infinitely more important fucking george

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 02:10:48 2010 No.1091311 Fuck you OP. I am trying to forget about this book so that I don't have to check his blog/Amazon every damn day to see if he's gotten off his arse yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 02:14:48 2010 No.1091319 he's just... such a bastard....

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 02:22:48 2010 No.1091330 If he dies before finish the series I will follow his soul to hell and torment it for all eternity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 04:09:48 2010 No.1091452 >>1091136 Look at him surrounded by all those fine dothraki women

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 04:27:48 2010 No.1091470 It's OK, if GRRM croaks it the series will be ghostwritten by Kevin Anderson, no doubt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 04:41:48 2010 No.1091486 >>1091470 KJA's a hack, I vote for Piers Anthony!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 05:32:48 2010 No.1091527 >>1091486 Alan Dean Foster. He wrote the novelisation of Krull.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 06:16:48 2010 No.1091578 Brandon Sanderson. If he can get the braid pulling and sniffing out of his system

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 06:39:48 2010 No.1091596 The more you want it, the more is pushed back!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 06:40:48 2010 No.1091599 Same holds for anal sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 1 06:41:48 2010 No.1091601 File: 101 KB, 420x306, GRRMtroll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No.

Anonymous Wed Sep 1 06:49:48 2010 No.1091606

GRRM hates fanfiction the way a fat piece of shit author hates finishing his series. Sometimes I'm tempted to write the most horrific SoIaF fanfiction. The kind of shit that would make Half Life: Full Life Consequences look good. Then I would title it "If you won't write it, I will" and post it everywhere I could.

Anonymous Wed Sep 1 07:23:48 2010 No.1091649

>>1091606

For my part, I'm working on "An Orgy of Midgets", my alternate universe version where the roles of Jaime and Tyrion are reversed and the plot is replaced by Tyrion having angry dwarf sex with every single character in the books.

Here, have a little dialogue sample:

"HODOR! HODOOOOOR!"

>>	Fagbutt Wed Sep 1 07:25:48 2010 No.1091652 >>1091649 this

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