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>>Warhammer 40K literature

>An author is asked to write a short story
>If the story is good and liked, he is asked write others
>If these succeed, he is asked to write a novel
>If the novel is a great success, he is asked to write others
>If the novels are hits, he is asked to write a trilogy
>If the trilogy is good and sells well, it is combined into an omnibus volume

Is this ok?

>> No.11638498

>>11638485
Makes sense from a business perspective. Keep promoting him until he doesn't do well

>> No.11638499

>>11638485
Sounds about right.

>> No.11638590

Anyone know where to buy those sweet thick juicy omnibus editions for cheap? Dan Abnetts works mike Eisenhorn for example.

>> No.11638593

>>11638485
Then how did so much shit get through to the final stage? The only w40k author that is any good is Dan Abnett

>> No.11638626

>>11638485

People should not be allowed to own such trite bullshit

>> No.11638638
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>People should not be allowed to own such trite bullshit

>> No.11638651

The Warhammer setting and hobby is cringeworthy trash.

>> No.11638750

>>11638485
>literature
youkeepusingthatword.jpg

>> No.11638785

>>11638498
him or her*

>> No.11638824

>>11638785
The absolute state of 40k

>> No.11639870
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WH40K Choose Your Own Adventure books WHEN!?

>> No.11639886

Whats your opinion about Gaunt´s Ghosts?

>> No.11639904

>>11639886

Better than it should be.

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>>11638651
oh shut the fuck up and let people be happy.

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>>11638824
They told me mysoginists like you existed in 40k. I didn't believe it when I first started my Tau army. It only took 3 months, too. The guys at the warhammer store are all really friendly too lol

>> No.11640254

do ppl still be reading dragonlance

>> No.11640279

>>11638485
I wonder if there's anything literary in any of those books... like, i wonder if there's anything that transcends the 40k universe and actually tries to set its sights on life and humanity, even if its answer is flawed and incomplete. With such a massive ouvre, ya gotta think there's a nugget of gold hiding somewhere, but who can be fucked wading through all the shit

>> No.11640298

>>11640279
I always thought the Imperial Guard were more heroic than the Space Marines... The IG are just normal humans facing unimaginable dangers, while the Marines are super humans who train all day for it

>> No.11640851

>>11638651
>being so gay no one can have fun
Not everything has the Invisible Man

>> No.11640976

>just moved
>GPU died
>ordered booklight and Blood Ravens omnibus

Can’t fucking wait. Just finishing up Dragons of Winter Night and Warlord of Blood before I start another fiction book. Aside from Eldar rape am I in for a good read?

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the only good 40k books are the first two, Space Marine and Inquisitor, which are pretty good reads even if you dont give a hoot about 40k. and thats only because they are written by a actualy, real author that has written "real" books before that instead of some punk who grew up playing with 40k and can now publish his glorified fan-fic.

>> No.11642402

Is there a reading guide infographic for 40k?

>> No.11642619

>>11640236
>>11640851
That's the thing. Warhammer isn't good for the wargaming hobby. Games Workshop's monopolistic business practices are immoral. Their models are so overpriced that it's honestly exploitative of the consumer. Historical wargaming costs, what, 10% building a Warhammer army costs? Warhammer is so expensive that they've driven up the prices of other games.

And the setting is just bad 1980s fantasy mixed with bad 1980s science fiction. Even as far as pulp settings go, it's trash. And I'm not unfamiliar with the universe. I've read the game books and codexes and Forgeworld books and watched a ton of those lore videos on YouTube, because I'm a fan of science fiction and was morbidly curious.

Warhammer was originally meant to appeal to eleven old boys, but there's middle aged men playing it. And that's fine, but now Games Workshop are kiddifying the IP and sanitizing it for the SJWs, making it completely sterile. Not even eleven year old boys will want to know. The fanbase is going to dwindle to nothing and unmarried thirty year old alt lifestyle freakazoids in problem glasses with the sides of their heads shaved are going to take over, while Games Workshop is going to ban all the relatively normal middle aged men who just happen to have trash taste their stores stores for toxic masculinity or whatever.

You can say it's fun, but so is gambling or shooting up heroin, and I wouldn't recommend those hobbies to anyone either. Stop wasting your money. Go outside and get some sun. The ship is sinking. Get out while you can

>> No.11644199

>>11640236

that picture got me good

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>>11642402
Here you go

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>>11642619
t. butthurt poorfag fa/tg/uy