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How do you refocus after flatulating?

Last night I was reading, it was the battle of Schöngraben, Túshin, now the lone artillerist, was preventing the French from advancing in the most heroic fashion as the bodies of his comrades piled around him, I was absolutely enthralled, when out of nowhere a malodorous gas was released noisily from my anus and I broke into a fit of laughter. Okay, a normal occurrence - we all fart - but unfortunately once I was finally able to compose myself the book no longer held my attention. So how do you refocus after being distracted?

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>>11727978
You simply stop flatulating.

I get that it can be difficult at first, hard to resist your natural urges, but after a few days it will have become easy as breathing. And your focus, self-esteem, and willpower will be forever elevated to a higher level.

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>>11727978
That's it. The dumbest thread of /lit/ I'll see today.
>>11727985
Idiot. Retaining farts may lead to self inflammation. There is even a South Park episode on this. Just fart into the bowl or at your best friend's face like any civilized human being and you're good.