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All hail the Divine Plato!

Pin this thread if you support Neoplatonism and understand the esoteric interpretation of Plato and have been fully initiated into the mystery cults.

Hide this thread if you support the monstrous abortion that is modern philosophy and think philosophy consists of sophism and word games rather than preparing for death.

Reply if you wish to engage in peaceful dialogue and shary comfy feels regarding knowledge of the forms at this late/early hour.

>> No.11923282
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THE TRUTH ABOUT PLATO is that he was a TRAITOR to the traditions of the PROTO INDO EUROPEAN ARYAN civilization...anyone familiar with TWIN PEAKS can understand the truth about PLATO...SOCK RAT TEASE was possessed by A DEMON, and this demon always desired a younger host late in SOCK RAT TEASE's life as he was nearing death...in another (TRUER) history SOCK RAT TEASE was compelled to abduct PLATO and PHAEDO and perform a ritual witch would have transferred the DEMON into it's new host (PLATO)...but in this proper timeline PLATO made SUCK RAT TEASE MURDER the intended VESSEL of the DEMON (platO), breaking the cycle of DEMONIC POSSESSION in which the SOCRATIC SCHOOL was inexorably trapped...but ARISTOTLE used dark magic to travel back in time and save PLATO from death on the night this was meant to happen, which also caused SUCK RAT TEASE to be put on trial...for so great was AIR IS TOTAL's love for his PLAY DOH that he went aghainst prudence and virtue (demonstrating a lack of PHRONESIS) and messed with TIME ITSELF. now we live in a false world in which PLATONISM is treated as a PHILOSOPHY rather than as a DEMONIC MADNESS INSPIRED BY THE DEMIURGE, THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL AND MADNESSS
pic related, it's AIR IS TOTAL when he realized his salvation of PLAY DOH had not accomplished all he wanted it to

>> No.11923285

>>11923282
>but ARISTOTLE used dark magic to travel back in time and save PLATO from death on the night this was meant to happen,
AS A CONSEQUENCE OF PLATO'S SURVIVAL, the demon has been transmitted via LANGUAGE in the form of the DIalogues since the 5th century BC*

>> No.11923287

I've always read Plato and Plotinus with fervor, as someone who doesn't study it in the academy. However, I've been dating a Philosophy major and I just can't deal with her repertoire and the discussions she puts me in with her friends. It's terrifying, they try to smash me every moment as if they were scared of people who actually believe in absolute moral. Now I'm mining my way through Heidegger, trying not to get cucked because of the superior mentality of the analytics she studies with.

>> No.11923294

>>11923287
>It's terrifying, they try to smash me every moment as if they were scared of people who actually believe in absolute moral
Maybe you should stop discussing your hobbies with people who take these subjects more seriously than you do.

>> No.11923306

>>11923294
You're right, I guess.

>> No.11923312

>>11923306
Of course I'm right

>> No.11923327

>>11923294
Or he could just take them more seriously.

>> No.11923330

>>11923327
He probably lacks the capacity to do that.

>> No.11923360

MAN IS THE MEASURE OF ALL THINGS

Prove me wrong, platofags

Protip: you can't

>> No.11923382

>>11923360
>micrometers exist
If you mean to say man measures from his own subjective perception, that is certainly true. But all things is a set that includes items of which man has not yet conceived. Things necessarily objective and untainted by our mortal senses. Stay btfo.

>> No.11923395

>>11923382
>But all things is a set that includes items of which man has not yet conceived. Things necessarily objective and untainted by our mortal senses.
Name a few

>> No.11923408

>>11923395
What lies beyond a black hole. Or so-called dark matter which is calculated to exist but not yet observed.

>> No.11923415

Or whatever existed before Creation. Stay btfo.

>> No.11923423

>>11923408
>>11923415
I don't understand what any of that has to do with the claim that man is the measure of all things. Maybe your meaning is clear to you, but it's unclear to me how our not having found dark matter somehow makes it impossible for us to conceive of it.

>> No.11923431

>>11923423
>I don't understand
Lurk more to git gud.

>> No.11923437

That gif is fucking legit

>> No.11923451

>>11923408
>dark matter

>>>/sci/

>> No.11923476

>>11923431
The problem, really, lies in your assumption that the rest of us share your understandings of the concepts you bring into play in >>11923382. We don't. Also only a pleb would throw mathematical or scientific concepts into a philosophical discussion and expect the deployment of said concepts to make immediate sense to the other people involved in the discussion.

>> No.11923484

>>11923451
You lose. You can't make a statement like man is the measure of all things, supposing that man is a universal unit capable of measuring all, and then get mad when proven wrong. Science and metaphysics have advanced in the past 2500 years.

>> No.11923489

>>11923294
The thing is, every important philosopher ever critiques philosophy students for doing just this

>> No.11923492

>>11923484
>Science and metaphysics have advanced in the past 2500 years.
[citation needed]
>inb4 you point to economic growth and improved quality of life as identifiers of 'scientific' or 'metaphysical' progress

>> No.11923511

>>11923492
>citation
Plotinus, PseudoDionysius, Scotus, Eriugena, Aquinas, martin luther

>> No.11923524

>>11923489
If he feels threatened by the discipline of people who study philosophy more than he does and with better teachers than he has, then he has two options. He can commit himself more thoroughly to the study of philosophy or he can abandon the study of philosophy altogether, keeping up his studies under a different name. If you've never read any philosopher who lived since Plotinus then you're going to feel like anyone with a proper training in any sort of logic or a proper understanding of the history of philosophy (gained through wide reading and lessons given by dedicated instructors) is coming for your neck when you get into a discussion with them. Someone who has never taken a course in philosophy has no way of understanding how students of philosophy are accustomed to treating ancient texts like the Platonic dialogues. There are thousands of years of commentary that you miss entirely if you only stick to Plato and the early Platonists. People who are serious about the study of philosophy don't stop reading a book because the author disagrees with them about the nature of morality. People who are serious about the study of philosophy aren't intimidated by a difference of opinion. Students of philosophy have every reason to treat dilettantes dipping their toes in the water with a degree of scorn when those dilettantes come making bold claims about objective morality based on 2500-year-old books.
>>11923511
What am I supposed to do with this list of names?

>> No.11923537

>>11923524
>prove to me science and metaphysics have advanced
>without naming the heads of that advancement
Spinoza, Bacon, Mendel, Descartes, Edison, Einstein

You have to be 18 to post here.

>> No.11923544

>>11923537
I asked you what I'm supposed to do with the names you're listing, not to tack more onto the list whose purpose eludes me.

>> No.11923592

>>11923544
I know you're a brainlet just shitposting, but arent you denying in this post that science and metaphysics have advanced?

>>11923492

>> No.11923606

>>11923592
"Denying" is a very strong word. I'm merely pointing out that your claims aren't supported by anything, the way you're going about making them. Anyone can rattle off names. It does nothing at all to support your argument. If you want me to take you seriously (but you clearly don't, since you think I'm a brainlet shitposter) then you'll have to start citing specific texts and providing examples of ways in which science and metaphysics have, in an objective sense on which we can all agree in principle, become more 'advanced' since the time of Plato. Remember that I've taken specific issue with the way you treat scientific concepts like dark matter and your assumption that we all share your understandings of various complicated concepts that don't really mean much outside of specific theoretical frameworks.

>> No.11923653

>>11923282
>Plato was a traitor to the Proto Indo European civilization
The opposite is true. Classical Greece was a degeneration of the Indo European Tradition and Plato was the strongest proponent against it.

>> No.11923667

>>11923653
Of all the insane shit in that post, that's what you take issue with?

>> No.11923670

>>11923667
I only read the first line and that's all I intend to

>> No.11923693

>>11923606
YOU made a claim that man is the measure of all things. Now you hesitate to admit that was too broad a statement, as there are some things man cannot measure much less explain despite his best efforts. Ive conceded that man's measure is subjective, but your statement is prescriptive: "man can understand all." This false. You are wrong. Stay btfo.

>> No.11923701

>>11923693
>YOU made a claim that man is the measure of all things.
No, that was a different poster.

>> No.11923779

>>11923282
>tripfag
>trip is from GOT
stopped reading there

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>> No.11924288

>>11923653
ATLANTIS dominated the ancient Mediterranean...PLATO portrays ATLANTIS as an evil empire/black iron prison.
>>11923779
the R'hllor religion is the most effective analogy IN MODERN LITERATURE for the truth

>> No.11924296

>>11924288
for reference, in the time of the atlanteans, there were also the ancient HYPERBOREAN states and SUMERIANS.. not much other civilization outside of China.

>> No.11924328

Lemurian Time War when?

>> No.11924336
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>>11924288
i found a map of atlantis, is it accurate?

>> No.11924345

>>11924328
lemuria does not exist and never existed.
>>11924336
the ATLANTEAN METROPOLE was located on an island in the Med...it was lost in the greatest ecological crisis of antiquity. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minoan_eruption
I do not have knowledge or documentation of the borders of Atlantis

>> No.11924360

>>11924345
Stop posting anytime

>> No.11924361

>>11924360
(You) could always stop replying to me

>> No.11924406

Where do I go after reading all the dialogues? What commentary on Plato should I start with?

>> No.11925127

>>11923360
Read Theaetetus.

>> No.11925133

>>11923287
>analytics
Easy peasy if you got Heidegger. Read up on his early stuff and his thoughts on propositional logic.

>> No.11925141

>>11923382
>But all things is a set that includes items of which man has not yet conceived.
The idea of non-conception that has yet to be seen is also a measure.

>> No.11925149

>>11923484
Dude....
Doesn't your autistic mind understand the statement? Man measure the value of whatever is found beyond a black hole, man is the measure of all things.
Your interpretation is autismo.

>> No.11925155

>>11923287
>read Plato and Plotinus with fervor,
>yet has a concubine
not gonna make it.

>> No.11926094

>>11925155
girlfriends aren't concubines, you incel faggot

>> No.11926176

>>11923224
WTF I've been browsing 4chan for 5 years and only now found out that you can pin threads. Thanks so much anon, I'm gonna pin every thread from now on.

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>>11926094
>girlfriends aren't concubines, you incel faggot

>> No.11926603

>>11923701
Fucking lol, at least you tried anon. Dude couldn't even figure out that that post wasn't you cause he's clearly not reading anything else you're writing.

>> No.11927432

>>11923484
It means: man is the one who defines all things

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>>11923653
>the Indo European Tradition
This is some shit I never see written outside of this website. Does this phrase actually mean anything or is it just another meaningless buzzword equivalent to saying "stuff I like"?

>> No.11927905
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Favourite Plato dialogue anons? I quite like Timaios myself.

>> No.11928345

>>11927905
Theaetetus masterrace. Republic, Apology and Symposium a shit

>> No.11928999

>>11924106
I don't get it

>> No.11930186

>>11928999
Plato is overly confident in his writings, and people eat it up. Well, except for Parmenides.

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>>11923224
>esoteric interpretation of Plato

>> No.11930224

>>11927612
>the Indo European Tradition

People who actually read history or have some formal education related to it, would laugh at your face if you said in front of them. Indo European Tradition is like Nazis larping in Nepal. Same cred.

>> No.11930772

>>11925155
>reads
not gonna make it

>> No.11930879

How do I separate soul from body? I really want to go and visit the IDEAS

>> No.11930891

>>11930224
their language and even religion were reconstructed to some extent tho

>> No.11930984

>>11930891
What does that mean?

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Him and Plato are the most colossal minds of philosophy

>> No.11931127

>>11930984
you can literally get a phd in indo-european studies at UCLA. I agree the way this guy is using it is close to nazi larper-tier, but as a field of study, it's generally considered legitimate, though I personally think historical linguistics is way too creative and way less sciency than it pretends to be. But the sheer funness of it all makes up for that.

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anyway I feel like we're seeing a revival, even in the academy, of true hieratic neoplatonism and philosophy as a way of life/preparation for death as a response to the nihlistic spectre of the postmodern. It's not so different from how late antique platonism served as a last stand against the relativism and degeneracy of the late-phase empire. Philosophy once again recapitulating itself. People in this thread who are unfamiliar with esoteric platonism should check out pick related. See also Gregory Shaw, Carlos Steel, and Lucas Siorvanes.

>> No.11931168

>>11930879
>How do I separate soul from body?
you shouldnt, read the timaeus

>> No.11931177

>>11931127
I don’t understand what this has to do with anything. You can major in cheese at any half-decent university, that doesn’t mean much.

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>>11931168
>you shouldnt, read the timaeus

>> No.11931192

>>11931177
>People who actually read history or have some formal education related to it, would laugh at your face if you said in front of them

I was referring to your argument from a hypothetical authority. People who get PhD's from UCLA both read history and have formal education in it. I was simply referring to the fact that reconstruction of proto-indoeuropean culture is alive and well in formal academic settings.

>> No.11931195

>>11931160
where should i start with algis

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>>11931195
this is the classic starter. But he's a perennialist, so you can really start anywhere because all roads lead back to the soul.

>> No.11931221

>>11931199
alright, thanks man

>> No.11931229

>>11931192
Again, I don’t see what this has to do with anything. The idea that Plato was a ‘traitor’ to that culture is ludicrous. You’re defending one straw man and attacking another.

>> No.11931272

>>11931229
you're deflecting. I'm not the same anon spouting the nazi larper stuff. I'm just pointing out that there exists an academic study of indoeuropean culture. Since you're clearly either dense or being deliberately obtuse I will stop responding to your provocations.

>> No.11931344

>>11931272
The existence of academic discourse around the subject =/= a vital, living religious tradition. You’re the dense one, faggot

>> No.11931380

>>11931192
>People who get PhD's from UCLA both read history and have formal education in it
PhDs are not serious when you can publish papers about rape culture at dog parks

>> No.11931845

>>11924328
based

>> No.11932577

>>11923282
This is just insane enough to be believable

>> No.11932871

>>11923224
>Plato
>Πλάτων
>broad

If Plato had been an American millennial, would his name be THICC?

>> No.11933183

>>11930186
bruda

>> No.11933211

>>11924288
have you heard the philip k dick interviews on youtube where he talks about being harmfully influenced by the ideas of others?

>> No.11933460

>>11933211
Phillips ideas are harmful

>> No.11933475

>>11932871
Yung Thicc

>> No.11934050

>>11932871
This is not related to physical size, but breadth of knowledge

>> No.11934184

>>11933211
Philip K Dick was an idiot PLATONIST and caught in a lie...his metaphor of the BLACK IRON PRSION was apt, however

>> No.11934273

>>11931380
t. high school dropout, University of Youtube graduate.

>> No.11934311

>>11934273
that's funny, we all know you never finished middle school

>> No.11934347

>>11934273
t. SEETHING grad student

>> No.11934372

>>11934347
>He pays money
>To sit in dusty rooms with smelly old white men and fat lesbian black women
>For hours on end and parrot their opinions back to them
>He took out loans to be able to do this
>He will never pay off his debt
>He's getting a Ph.D. in underwater basket-wearing
>He pays money to be humiliated and poor

>> No.11934403

Fuck Plate and his dead retarded ideas

>> No.11934420

Seriously if this shit gets popular again i'll be happy for 12 days and then start punching my blanket because I can't legally eat Ostrich

>> No.11934423

>>11934403
BASED and REDPILLED

>> No.11934725
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>>11934403
>Fuck Plate

>> No.11934734

>>11923282
>TWIN PEAKS
the restaurant? boobs?

>> No.11934743

>>11932871
>THICC
I'd just call "fatty"

>> No.11934758

>>11934725
Those are some lucky plates

>> No.11935419

>>11923294
I will tell you this; phil major types aren't vehemently opposed to the idea of some sort of absolute morality on analytical grounds, but because such an idea is deeply threatening to their ego-self which has been developed in the specific conditions of secular relativistic materialist hedonism.

Modern philosophy is by and large a joke.

>> No.11935433 [DELETED] 

>>11923224
plato was a cool guy

this thread is full of lunatics

>> No.11935906

>>11934725
>tfw you'll never come home from some overblown Wagnerian opera schlossed on champagne before getting into some screaming argument about some minute historical point of interpretation with your upper class, passionate, mediterranean wife and she starts decimating the kitchenware before you have dangerous makeup s_x

>> No.11935908

>>11935419
Aren't jokes supposed to have a punchline?

>> No.11936973
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The most important thinker of all time.

>> No.11937041

>>11935419
You’re begging the question here. And then on top of that you’re psychoanalyzing a generalization. It hasn’t even been established that ‘philosophy student types’ are opposed to the idea of an absolute morality.

>> No.11937569

>>11923224
How does the Dodecahedron represent the universe?

>> No.11937609

>>11931034
*western philosophy

>> No.11937630

>>11935906
That's when you have to pick her up, carry her to the bedroom and rape her

>> No.11938627

Ah... The weekly Plato thread.

>> No.11939281

>>11937609
>implying Plato isn't the greatest mind period

>> No.11939956

HAHAHAHAHHAHA! PLATO? WHAT KIND OF RETARDED PROTO-PARMENIDIAN REALISM WITH FAIRY WORLDS IS THIS?

>> No.11940104

>>11930186
I don't think you understand Plato

>> No.11941035

>>11940104
>he thinks i wasn't just explaining the image

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>>11923224
>esoteric interpretation of Plato
Into the trash it goes.

>> No.11941299

>>11941035
But that explanation doesn’t work, since none of the facts reported in it have a positive truth value

>> No.11941922

>>11941299
The implication is that Plato is postulative, self-assertive in a way that can be interpreted as comical, which allows for memes such as the image related

>> No.11941938

>>11923224
>Icosahedron
>Dodecahedron
how can edgelets compete?

>> No.11942461

>>11941938
But anon, the circle is the most perfect geometrical shape...

>> No.11942463

>>11942461
Or, rather, the sphere

>> No.11943727

bump

>> No.11944297

What are the five essential dialogues?