/lit/ - Literature

Women don't understand how male lust actually operates. Women think that men experience women as "the Beautiful," as something pleasant and trifling that can be enjoyed at a distance and then allowed to pass on. They think that a picture of themselves wearing clothing that shows off all their fat and all their soft skin and warm nice holes is like a postcard with a picture of a beach on it. But to men, female beauty is not the Beautiful, it's the Sublime, it's not trifling but great and terrible, and it stirs something great and terrible and daemonic in man's subterranean depths that impels him forward to fuck things from roughly below and behind the prostate area.

When a man sees a picture of a beautiful sexy woman he feels half a million years of race knowledge thrumming in his veins, an infinity of sexy women reaching around behind themselves to spread their asscheeks and pussy apart with one hand and say "fuck me." He hears the drums from the movie Jumanji, his soul tangibly but invisibly leans forward outside of him grasping desperately for the pussy and gnashing its teeth. He wants to taste her holes and squeeze her fat and smell that combination of smells girls have that when you ask them what it is they say it's just normal shampoo and fabric softener but you know it's something more.

It's not fair to post these hot sluts constantly. The jezebels guy is right and this post is not an homage. I'm going to kill myself if I can't escape from this feeling soon. Women don't understand what they're doing. I saw a girl on a bicycle yesterday and I started thinking about what it would be like to be a bicycle seat for 10 minutes.

The Holy Bible

>>12288138
For the love of God work on your prose.

>>12288136
>You start dating a girl

no thanks

>>12288138
This desu

>>12288138
Imagine actually worshiping disgusting f*moids this much
>>12288136
Don't

>>12288138
calm down

my benis desu

>>12288136
coming to 4chan for girl advice is like going to a blind school for painting lessons.

>>12288136
>dating a girl

lol good one

>>12288136
Probably something from the starter kit, but it depends of what she likes. If she's into sci-fi, start with some novels and then move into speculative fiction. If she hasn't read any book in a while, maybe start with anthologies.

>>12288138
How is no-fap going?

>>12288210
Bad comparison, the blind are actually competent at the arts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKNv3YB9pO0

The correct answer is absolutely nothing. I always see autists trying to bet their girlfriends into what they like. Music. Games. Books.

Just don’t fuckin do it, you don’t want to date a woman that likes what you like. You want to date a fucking WOMAN you dirty faggots. Get out of your comfort zone and explore what she likes, maybe it’s wine or art museums. She will love you for this. Seeing women try so insanely hard to impress their boyfriends by getting into their thing is cringe beyond belief. If you focus on building an actual good and solid relationship and you stay together long enough she’ll probably get into a lot of the things you’re into naturally. It’s a rookie mistake to try and change a woman. How many have tried to change you? Almost all of them do this and it doesn’t work. So stop it.

>>12288228
This. If you want somebody with similar hobbies and interests, get a boyfriend

>>12288136
Who is this beady eyed cum receptacle

>>12288138

>>12288140
>>12288152
>>12288161
>>12288200
You guys know this is a copypasta right the guy probably thinks he's being super cool and ironic right now. I bet he's giggling at the mere thought of anons not knowing that this is in fact a pasta and is insincere, but *he* knows though. Well guess what anon nobody thinks your smart for your shitty pasta and you should probably just never post here again, or otherwise just give yourself a good necking okay my dude? Glad we cleared that up :D

>>12288228
What if I want a guy that looks cute wearing skirts and that like my nerd shit?

>>12288228
I know more women who are into books than into wine or art museums you pretencious faggot, also
>implying literature is a just a hobby

>>12288236
>guy that looks cute wearing skirts

IRL traps are never as cute as they are drawn. 2D > 3D applies to men, too.

>>12288236
I already told you you’re a dirty faggot

>>12288236
Disgusting desu.

>>12288242
I don't expect 2d perfection just cute and a dick
>>12288247
Excuse me but I just took a shower

>>12288257
Clean your room. Start with the mirror.

>>12288241
Have fun dying alone you piece of dog shit. My advice is absolutely the correct answer. What are you trying to prove by saying that women read more books? That’s my experience too. So fuckin what? It’s a hobby. Stop trying to insist on people’s havits and behavior.

It’s clear you’re the kind of autistic anal wart I was talking about, you might even have a girlfriend but you won’t for long. Remember this when you get dumped bitch.

>>12288236
>looks cute wearing skirts

In scotland they basically do this.

>>12288241
>>12288266
now now, its Christmas fellas

>>12288257
>that face
>cute

>>12288265
>Clean your room

>>12288280
Maybe it's a room in his boyfriend's house, we don't know.

>>12288138
shut up holy shit

>>12288286
girl detected, tell us about yourself

>>12288291
on a scale 1 to i dont care how ironic is this?

>>12288302
what kind of socks are you wearing right now

do you like anime?

>>12288303
I wear hiking socks, and anime is more degenerate than the identity operator.

Also I'm not that anon, nor am I a girl.

>>12288315
i don't believe you

>>12288315
Do you ever wear your panties for a few days at a time?

>>12288315
>nor am I a girl.

well not with that attitude

>>12288138
>tfw a thot sends pics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YTO6wus8s0

>>12288234
Looks like chloe swarbrick. I would know as I'm from poo pee land

>>12288136
a book on natural and sexual selection and then an anthropology book on domestic and internecine violence among primitive hunter gatherer and horticulturalist communities

>>12288136
Logic of Sense
Otherwise how would I be able to communicate with her.
Inagine dating a girl that thibks sense exists.
No wonder if she would do stupid things.

>>12288136
>catch up
That’s impossible. The poor get poorer etc.

>>12288266
>My advice is absolutely the correct answer.
>It’s clear you’re the kind of autistic anal wart I was talking about, you might even have a girlfriend but you won’t for long. Remember this when you get dumped bitch.
yikes

>>12288136
She can start with the Greeks.

>>12288720
>while my dick is getting bigger than it was before you started undressing, it is also getting smaller than it will be during sex, therefore whether or not my dick is big is impossible to grasp. You can only say whether at one particular point my dick is big enough

>>12288136
(A) I don't want females near me
(B) If I did want females near me, my concern wouldn't be about her literacy, which would always pale to my own, but about if she could cook and clean and fuck properly

>>12288136
Did you vote for her?

>>12288228

Another thing. Getting a girl who is into the same hobbies as you isn't going to make you somehow magically better at them. You imagine as though her liking of your hobbies will complete them fior you but it doesn't work like that. Plus women don't get into things like men do. Just enjoy her simplicity.

>>12288228
Absolute incel. Try having a normal conversation with a girl just once

>>12288136
>dating a girl

-people, especialy women, know that women cannot keep their legs closed
- people know that most men never amount to anything

virginity is the best discriminant for people:
-good women are not tramps
-good men manage to make something of their lives (and, since women are loose by nature, fucking a woman is not so hard (if you do not fuck a woman, you better be good at something else))

naturally, this utopia never occurs:
-women spread their legs chasing their fun, especially through good sex, thanks to the men ready to serve them
-very few men go beyond women
men never amount to anything besides providing entertainment for women, since providing for women is the easiest thing, especially when it comes to giving them gifts.

>>12288280
>Pull yourself up by your bootstraps
>Hey Joe can my daughter come on your podcast because shes related to me and you honestly need to shill her career as a favor for me coming onto your podcast so many times

>>12288138
>He hears the drums from the movie Jumanji

everytime

>>12288136
Franny and Zooey

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>>12288563
kek

>>12288136
If you try to “better” people like this in real life, don’t expect to keep any girlfriends.

Trying to teach women about anything that isn’t clown culture is like throwing glitter on a turd.

Just don’t do it.

>>12288152
spröööööt :DDDD Elebant xxDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>12288136

>You start dating
ahaha
>a girl
wauhauha ahahahahah

I’m a girl and I started getting back into literature when my attention span starting becoming shit. Serious question: how do I find someone /lit IRL but who is not a total autist

>>12290298
go to coffee shops. Don't worry about looking like a pseud, all females do it and the majority are posers, so if you are genuine you will stand out when one of of the /lit/ guys hit talk to you.
I have never been to any, but one of my mfa friends told me to try it out. How do I meet /lit/ girls that are not autist shut-ins?

>>12290429
This is a bad plan. There is an understanding among nonpseud readers regardless of gender that you do not fucking talk to someone who is reading, especially to ask them what they are reading and what it is about. The only person who won't hold up the cover for you to read is a pseud who is reading YA tier shit.
If you published find a nonpseud rich coffee shop you have to do the autistic thing of asking if the other seat is free and reading your own book in silence, before setting up a round system for drinks. It's hard to do that unless you're not a pseud also.

>>12290463
>published
WTF I should turn off autocorrect

>>12290429
Uh...how do you meet autist shut-in /lit/ girls? Asking for a friend who wants to know how you can meet a shut-in considering they are, well, shut-ins. Doesn't make any sense m8

>>12290463
>asking if the other seat is free
>reading your own book in silence directly opposite her
>setting up a round system for drinks
Have you ever been outside?

>>12288136
I did this. Honestly I dont worry about it too much. I got her to read Infinite Jest and she’s somewhat familiar with the classics due to some course requirement from college. (She majored in statistics at an Ivy League school.) I don’t really see the point in pressuring someone to read too much material that they’re not naturally interested in.

>>12288228
What if my favorite hobby is sex?

>>12290586
I’m who you’re responding to and my favorite hobby is indeed sex. The answer is to lie as much as you can get away with. If that fails hookers are available.

>>12290523
Yes. Those are common social niceties everywhere the British have invaded, apart from the USA, since they were crude enough to reject tea. Try going outside in the civilised world.

>>12288235
lmao chill poindexter

>>12288138
women are just other persons, they are not superior or inferior to you.

>>12290945
Other people *are* inferior or superior to me though.

>>12290954
If you are so narcissistic, sure.

>>12290962
huh? elaborate. Are there not certain people who are superior to me (on the net) and certain who are inferior? How is this narcissistic? Haven't you ever had a role-model, or someone you despise?

>>12290945
People all have different qualities.

They are less intelligent? So fucking what
They like social activities more than brainy ones? So fucking what

>>12291064
I don't even want to debate this entire topic right now. Just tell me, how am I narcissistic again?

>>12291084
Why are you telling yourself you are superior? What qualities do you have that make it this way and why are they the objective unit to measure superiority?

I'm >>12290945
>>12291064
Yes, even if a person is so awful and has no 'good' qualities, they are still a human and a human's worth is not dependent on their qualities.

>>12290994
>>12291084
I said that because if you are narcissistic, you base your perception of other people on yourself, be it "I'm inferior to such person" or "I'm superior to such person". Okay, everyone is narcissistic to some degree, but I'd call narcissistic people such as Jordan Peterson for example who are just talking and talking about themselves, they care about their person and they need latent approval from the others to feel good.

Anyways, you are narcissistic if you are differentiating yourself from other people based on your value. Yes, you may be more intelligent or learned or whatever, you may have many virtues compared to them. But that doesn't make you inferior or superior.

>>12288136
Quran

She can read deez nuts while she's tossing my salad.

>>12291142
I'm not saying that I'm absolutely superior or inferior, I'm saying I'm contextually superior or inferior. But contextual superiority (or inferiority) becomes absolute...in the right context. And your entire life is contextualized. I mean your argument can be applied to literally everything in the entire world "a massive fire is objectively good or bad, it could be really pretty to watch." Well it *is* bad if it's burnt my house down.

What differentiates a human from a chimp? From the rest of the natural world?

If a human is born without their cerebrum (as sometimes happens) are they worth saving as much as someone with a fully intact brain?

>>12288136
>womeme
>intelligent
nice fantasy desu

>>12291162
this

>>12291203
Okay, let's say you want to go out with a woman, but you are too afraid of rejection and even think of a woman as superior because she is a woman and you are just a guy looking for a date. This happens too often and it's not just a projection, I'm sure of it. Then you are the same as the other person: that is, another person. You may not have fair skin, you may have congenital deformations, you may be a cripple... but you are still another person. If you go to therapy and feel yourself like scum because you are "not a good enough father cause you fucked some shit up" or "i have no gf and I feel inferior to other ppl who are better at interacting with other people", then it goes without saying that you are not inferior, you are not bad — I'm talking as a human, as a person; you feel that way, but only because you fill your head with such lies and really unpractical thoughts at that.

Of course, context matters and you might even argue that in some contexts those absolutes exist. But I'm talking here about the copypasta that says "we men are inferior to women, we must worship those godesses". It's like, fuck you, good luck going by that logic.

>>12291319
Women are subhuman retards who have not produced any greatness in human history. Why would I feel inferior to them?

>>12288136
The role or woman is not to be an intellectual. It’s a good thing if a woman doesn’t engage seriously with literature, in my mind. To me, to do so would be a sign of some sort of dysfunction in her, a lack of proper femininity that she is attempting to compensate for. Women use literature only as a means of propping up their identities, like a piece of pretty clothing to adorn their figure. They are incapable of the true intellectual rigor and honesty that it requires, incapable of the sincere search for truth and beauty, will always treat this path unconsciously as a means to gain more social or sexual validation. Only men, who are capable of treating the subject of literature with the actual respect and seriousness it deserves, should be the ones to fully engage with it and commit themselves to the literary or contemplative life. The role of woman is not to be an “intellectual partner” but the future mother of your children and a part of the foundation and proof of your manhood.

>>12291336
Well, basically without them a human history would not exist in the first place - what's your point?

>>12291346
This applies to a lot of fields. Basically, women should just stay at home and raise children when all is said and done.

>The role of woman is not to be an “intellectual partner” but the future mother of your children and a part of the foundation and proof of your manhood.

Very based.

>>12291319
Fair enough, I guess we disagree on very little when it comes down to it.

>>12288136
Nice try Chloe Swarbrick. You'll always be a political lightweight.

>>12291352
This is exactly why women are inferior. They don't care about accomplishments at all, because their vagina is necessary for an unconscious biological function that could be provided by a test tube.

Women literally feel no shame that they are a life support system for a hole.

MAN - MAN
WOMAN - WEAKER OBJECT -of- MAN

Man is the bedrock, woman is merely a manifestation of man.

>>12288766
No I voted for Jacinda

>>12291356
Don't you want an intellectual birthing and raising your children? Not only does it show genetic superiority but that's also the person guiding your children when you're not around. Just imagine having dumb kids.

>>12291404
Ironically, it's the opposite. Smarter mothers lead to sluttier daughters and gayer sons.

>>12288257

looks like a boy senpai

>>12291369
I don't think it can be boiled to that as simple as it is. I do think maternity, for example, is a huge drive for women and it is really mind-boggling how they pretty much have in their nature the power to give their lives for another one. Sacrificing oneself is not an accomplishment in itself, although maybe the least evident? Why are men driven to get females? Why is there male 'competence'?

>>12291445
>I do think maternity, for example, is a huge drive for women

Meanwhile basically no western white women are having children.

>>12291669
The Western world has become sterile. Islam will replace this decadent culture.

>>12291414
elaborate.

>>12288136
First, ask her if she wants to read. If she does, get a feeling for what she likes, and pick out something that's to her taste. Current gf liked Dickens back in high school, so we read Tale of Two Cities together.

>>12290298
Join a club or sign up for a class at community college. Grad level is best since it'll reduce the pseud:sincere ratio. Churches and poetry groups do something similar.

>>12290463
Carry business cards with you. Write a little note on the back of one, and pass it to the person you'd like to meet. If they're interested, they'll call you.

>>12290486
Facebook groups & other social media. Don't just lust after random girls, though. Have standards, stick to them, and engage sincerely with one person at a time.

And remember, everyone, pic related is all that matters. The rest is window-dressing.

>>12293027
>for you who are
This wouldn’t be my ideal

>>12288228
>if you focus on building an actual good and solid relationship

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

What do "mature" secular teens and Dr. Phil have in common? Answer: they find this transmogrified marriage language compelling.

>>12293208
DRAG THEM KWEEN

50 shades of grey

>>12288136
Why would I want my woman to be well read?

>>12288266
I'd rather die alone than be stuck in an unsatisfying relationship with a normie because I see women as intellectually inferior beings that only exist for sex and child-bearing.

Just because I'm introducing someone to serious literature doesn't mean I'm not doing all of the things you listed. Have you considered that maybe OP is asking because the girl he's dating is herself interested in reading? Of course not, you probably see book as mindless entertainment on the same tier as TV and videogames.

>>12293276
You sound like a cringe basement dwelling pseudo intellectual. Some of the most enjoyable experiences in life are normie shit and there's nobody better for doing normie shit with than woman.

>>12293276
everyone know video games are several tiers above TV

>intelligent woman
virginal delusory larp
you don't want an 'intelligent woman' - you should want a woman who can keep her mouth shut and be a decent partner

>>12293355
You can do normie shit without being a normie, and in fact it's impossible for even the most autistic of contrarians to never do a normie thing. I'm not advocating abandoning everything low-brow, but I certainly don't think you should abandon anything high-brow. One of them is delusional and the other is possible but retarded.

>>12293381
You want an intelligent woman, but not an intellectual woman. I learned this over several years. I used to be like some of the guys ITT and wanted an intellectual woman to discuss non-normie stuff with. I soon learned that such women are very masculine and have mental/emotional issues beyond even what normal women have.
My fiancee (who I've been with for 6 years) is intelligent, but she is not intellectual. She's studied dentistry at a good school (though she wants to quit to be a full time mother), but is not intellectual with anything that isn't related to her job. Some of her favourite things to do are watching reality tv, sitting in our jacuzzi, babysitting her sisters kids, cooking, having my poems read to her by me, and watching movies together under candle lights. I've never been more satisfied. I'm left to do my own autistic pursuits, and when I'm done, I can jump back into my comfy little bubble (and her large breasts).

>>12288138
Based antijezebelposter

>>12288815
ah yes rest in peace decades of evolutionary study

>>12291142
Why do you say Jordan Peterson is narcissistic?

>>12288228
based

>>12291391

>>12293502
not that anon but: he isn't. he's done a good job resisting fame, except in obvious photo shoots where the man is plain and simple enough to believe an erudite post and expression is still effective.

>>12290463
>There is an understanding among nonpseud readers regardless of gender that you do not fucking talk to someone who is reading, especially to ask them what they are reading and what it is about.
Absolutely based.

>>12288228
incel post.

>>12293560
Nah mate, Tauranga

>>12294138
This isn't Reddit.

>>12291404
This. If I was the breadwinner, I'd want a mother who was smart enough to pass her knowledge down to her children.

>>12291404
>>12294907
Intellectual women don't want children, they want careers.

>>12294979
Not necessarily. Obviously some will eat up the capitalist propaganda and become careerist, but there are also some who will learn for the sake of enjoyment and go on to have children anyway.

>>12294995
Learning at university doesn't make you an intellectual. Most women only go because they think they will get a better job and because that's what society expects. If you think an undergrad in biology or psychology will make them better mothers you're retarded.

>>12288730
Is Mythology by Edith Hamilton really the first book one should read to become /lit/? And should I read the entire thing before moving on to the Illiad. I've read that it covers Norse and Roman as well as Greek mythology. Can I skip the other two so that the Greek stuff is fresh in my mind during the Illiad?

>>12294995
>>12295006
In fact, if they study something that involves lots of feminism, they will be worse mothers.

>>12295033
Good thing this thread is about women reading outside of uni then.

>>12288236
That would be hotter if she had braces.

>>12295046
No evidence that will make them better mothers. It's also possible for someone to understand the value of reading for developing minds without doing it themselves. Lastly, you are the fucking man of the house, you decide what education you want your kids to have. Most women will listen to what you say once you explain the positive benefits.

>>12295083
As opposed to the negative benefits.

>>12295027
yeah as long as you have some basic knowledge about greek mythology you should be fine. I didn't read 'mythology' either because it's written by a woman

>>12295083
Reading never hurt anyone. I don’t see why you’d want to deprive people of that, especially since I, as the hypothetical man of the house wouldn’t be there to teach my children what I wanted all the time and would be at their mother’s mercy.

I’d also love to read and teach things to my daughters if I had any, so there’s no way I wouldn’t do that just because they’re female.

>>12288136
I want to take that chick's shoes and socks off and lick her feet.

When it happened to me I lent her some books by Italo Calvino. She enjoyed them.

>>12288138

>>12293047
Who cares what your ideal is you ugly tranny

>>12295066
Patrician, high-test post

>>12293027
what do you recommend for a community college class? humanities, literature, philosophy?

>>12288563
Makes me fucking tribal desu

>>12288138
I like to read this in Anthony Bourdain's voice.

>>12291162
Basé et rougement pilulé

>>12295252
Most colleges offer "major authors" courses. The whole class will be about exploring one author's body of work (e.g. Shakespeare, Joyce, Melville, Tolstoy), usually through 4-8 novels and a handful of historical sources. Similar classes exist for philosophy (e.g. Kant, Hegel) and film (e.g. Kurosawa).

These are good for striking up conversation because most people there will care at least a little bit about the material. Pick something you care about, and take an active interest in the class. If you're sincerely engaged, people will be drawn to that.

A few tips:
>Show up a few minutes early, so that you can talk to people before class starts.
>Only say a few things each class, but make each comment count.
>Take notes. Some on the lecture and seminar discussion, but also some on the good comments your classmates make. After class, let people know if they said something thoughtful or impressive.
>Once you've struck up a conversation, move off class and onto something else. People don't want to spend all day talking about their studies.
>Business cards might not work in a college setting, so just write your contact info on a piece of paper.

Good luck anon!

>>12296301

>>12297526
i laughed way too hard at this

>>12293426
What is she, Iranian? Iraqi?

>>12296301
how do i get a art gf like that

>>12288235
Is this pasta?

>>12299168
When you meet an arthoe, you must ask her if you can suck on her toes. If she says yes, she is basically your gf.

This technique worked every time I tried it.

>>12300371
The girl in the pic does ballet/dance; those feet and toes are guaranteeed to be disgusting.

>>12299168
$

>>12300371
>those feet and toes are guaranteeeeeed to be disgusting
for you :^)

>>12300407
https://archive.is/grli3
>”...They have found ways to manage her pain; Harrington begs the chiropodist not to remove the thick layers of dead skin, since they're the only thing preventing her from getting too many blisters. For most dancers, blisters, bunions and corns are the norm, the inevitable result of feet compressed into unforgiving pointe shoes (with blocks built up using layer upon layer of hessian triangles, paper and glue) that give the illusion of dancing on tiptoe.”

Sounds great, anon

>>12300432
Hot

>>12288266
SEETHING

>>12293575
what a collection of other

>>12288138
Men don't understand how male lust operate either.

>>12288138
>the Beautiful," as something pleasant
the beautiful is not pleasant, did you even read the book you're larping?

>>12293027
"Loves you" is such a shit-tier ideal personality trait. Take a moment to imagine some you find ugly saying she loves you from the bottom of her heart - you wouldn't feel shit. People that "just" want a loving partner must be some of the most disingenuine faggots out there.

>>12302399
you'd have to be an emotional retard to not feel moved by an ugly person saying they loved you from the bottom of their heart.

>>12288236
fucking gross

I unironically would make her start with the Greeks. If we're reading The Iliad together and she isn't moved to tears by Phoenix's speech begging Achilles to come back to battle, then she's not worth dating.

>>12288136
maybe try to appreciate her for who she is instead of trying to make her what you want in a woman.

>>12302463
you sound like a bitch retard

>>12288138
>based and brappilled

>>12293027
do you have any names of active facebook lit groups?

>>12290298
Use the code phrase

>>12288136
High IQ / low culture is the best combination, I would not spoil such a perfect gf.

>>12288136
you fuck the living hell out of her and read literature by yourself

Did this for christmas. Got my friend Testo Junkie, History of Sexuality vol 1 and Charles Mills' The Racial Contract. Wierd that these responses arent more normal w ppl

>>12304327
Oh oops but we're not not dating

>>12290298
>im a girl
tits or gtfo
>how do i obtain ‘x’
see above

>>12290945
wrong, if that were the case, they wouldnt make me totally insane with their looks and behaviour
>>12288136
>>12288236
please stop

>>12288136
a good bookwheel

>>12304327
>>12304332
>Bought her commie shit
>Not even fucking
Good lord can you be any more of a kek

>>12304362
Im gay and like dicks i dont want to fuck her

>>12304378
Cringe

>>12304378
retard, if you saw a puzzle would you intentionally leave it unassembled and try to put together two pointy pieces like a mentally ill toddler

>>12304402
A hole is still involved... its a very simple operation

>>12304416
>slam puzzle in wrong hole
>picture doesnt make sense
>never mind, felt good
do your duty as a man and breed a woman instead of being a dsigusting fag

>>12304419
But put puzzle pieces w other puzzle pieces and make a new beautiful 2hole. & there are too many people already

>>12304429
>& there are too many people already
population self regulates you are in no harm when you procreate if there were too many people they would die out because there wouldnt be enough resources, but there clearly are
>But put puzzle pieces w other puzzle pieces and make a new beautiful 2hole
no its not, its ugly af and doesnt make sense, get your head clear