/lit/ - Literature

>>12314977
>>12314979

None of those look read

>>12314979
>ordered by color

Glad that my girlfriend is an english major and organises alphabetically.

>>12314977
this girl would be called an incel if she were a boy and made this post

>>12314977
This is no better than having a massive collection of anime.

>white books on the first shelves
>black books hidden away at the bottom

What did she mean by this?

>>12314977
Whose going to pay for your shitty YA novels once mommy and daddy cut you off?

>>12315017
Her future husband, obviously

>>12314977
>>12314979

>The Idiot

Well at least she likes Dostoevsky.

>>12314986
kek
never saw that before
the books suck bad

>>12315002
Only reason she isn’t is because it’s a speshul secret club for boys

>color coding your bookshelves
I have proposed this as a joke at least a dozen time, then this madman comes and just wrecks any decent system.

>>12315002
Tbf she's literally saying she doesn't want a boyfriend/sex

Okay, organization thread.
I've been thinking of doing it alphabetically but by book title instead of author, since I usually search for a particular reference and not a general author thing.
But I have though about doing them chronologically, I think it would help me give context.

I have considered as a time waster having them in personal purchase order, spend an afternoon remembering when and why I got each one. But it sounds like a bad idea on the long run.

>>12314977
I can't say that I approve of her obsession with the dullest writer in the history of movie franchises. But at least it isn't each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains, the've been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>12315049
Incels do that too. See for example the "what philosopher will magically remove my sexual desire" threads

>>12315027
:^)

>>12315060
I have been trying to remove my sexual arousal without harming my testosterone production for ages now.

>>12315049
That is textbook incel behaviour.

>>12315055
A chart for ants

>>12314977
makes me feel good

>>12315054
>But I have though about doing them chronologically, I think it would help me give context.
Chronologically by theme/topic is best choice.

>>12315134
bro what the fuck lmaoooooooooo

>>12315134
For fucks sake, Anonymous.

>>12315027
>I only know Dosti
/lit/ 2018 everybody

>>12315135
I was just thinking of printing date. theme/topic sounds weird, because, like, at the time I might think it's "historical" but then I want a "war" book.

Both system are a disaster if you regularly check stuff for whatever reason.

>>12315134
Patrician taste my friend.

>>12314977
How many of the non Stephen King books were written before 2010?

>>12314977
Subtle Savage Detectives among the endless plebdom

>>12315282
Where?

>>12315282

There's no Savage Detectives. You're seeing things. In the absence of real literature the brain can play tricks on you and fill in the gaps.

>>12315134
my man

>>12315008
literally nothing you nonce

>>12314977
>some person has an opinion and is ego-strokin' it all over the internet
Okay.avi

>>12315134
This is just and right

>>12315002
Don’t worry, she’ll die a spinster.

>>12315408
what?
the tirgger was color coding your shelves.
Imagine having to remember what color your book was to start looking for it, turning literature into decoration, and all that stuff.
please remember that this is /lit/, not /r9k/

>>12315017
my existential dread

>>12315134

>Erotic Stories for Punjabi Widows
How can one woman be so based?

>>12314979
Not enough Stephen King for my tastes. I prefer yellow King if you're curious.

>>12314984
Because they aren't... They buy them for the thrill of the purchase. It's literally a shrine of consumerism.

>>12314977
>>12314979
probably the worst collection i have ever seen
giving women the vote was a huge mistake

I have my books organized by publisher, subdivided by author.

This makes me anxious

>>12315134
Yeah I'm thinking you're based and redpilled

>>12314977
the shelf or the comment? either way: massive incel cope, would not be her bf.

btw this thread is shit. /lit/ would be a much nicer place if you fags would stop whinging about booktubers or reddit. please stop importing that garbage here.

>>12315134
/lit/ is the gift that keep on giving

>>12315575
booktubers and book forums are tangential.
people complaining that postmodernity resulted in blacks having smartphones are the true cancer.

In 2018 you don't even have to read books to be a pseud you just have to buy them and then post pictures on social media. Made my life a lot easier.

>>12314977
why do people collect fiction? are they going to read it again? i rub my finished novels against my dick/perineum and then pass them on to friends/plebs that i associate with only for personal gain.

>>12314984
If a book's only been read once or twice by someone who takes care of it, you can't tell.

>>12315134
REPENT

>>12315609
-read again certain parts you liked or found complex
-lend to different people
-mementos of the things you got from it
-re-read at a different point of life
getting papercuts all over your genitals sounds super fun but there are reassons to keep them

>>12314977
so much pleb tier trash

>>12315134
This board can be pretty good sometimes.

>>12314977
does she think the two are mutually exclusive?

>>12315134
Are you the same guy in the survivor threads?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>12314977
>>12314979
There is Stephen King on like every single shelf what the fuck

>>12315134

>>12315005
*Unless it's Berserk!

>>12314977
I don't know anon. It makes me want to through up, because it looks like a dumpster.

I think it's cool because I am not insecure about what other people like

>>12315134
Doing God's work, I see.

>>12316170
nobody here is insecure we are on 4chan

>>12315168
I have mostly non-fiction, so I get why it wouldn't make much sense to organize a mostly fiction collection that way.

>>12315055
based harry potter shitposter

she might have a shitty antilibrary, which contains limitless possibilities and hidden knowledge

>>12315017
The state.

>>12316206
*4channel

>>12315027
How about you look at it again

>>12315134
very good job anon

>>12315134
Someone better send this to her

why did this girl bother to collect alll that fire wood

>>12315134
Here we go again bois.

>>12315017
What's YA?

>>12314977
>displaying books cover out
I seriously hope none of you guys do this.

>>12314986
For what purpose?

>>12316939
To take a better photo. Aesthetics and shit. It fucks me off also.

>>12315054
Chronologically is the wise choice, like >>12315135 said. However, No-order is the True Patrician's choice. Just shove them wear you like (Yeah, I know I misspelled it, don't worry about it)

>>12315134

Ordering books by color and sharing the fact that you own them in this way makes me a little sad. I wish people could just like what they like

>>12314979
ugly feet

>erotic stories for punjabi widows
Why is this front facing of all things??

>>12314979
I don't like those books.

>>12314986

Oh my god it is. It's just decoration. Goddamn

>>12316984
>Whole bookshelf, including social media post is just to show how intellectual and high-brow she is

>>12314977
>The Idiot is a 2017 novel by Turkish American writer Elif Batuman. It is a bildungsroman, and concerns a college freshman, Selin, attending Harvard University in the 1990s.

Why the fuck would you fucking name your novel that? Who the fuck would make a movie called The Godfather about a serial christener? What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>12316929
Young adult

>>12315134

ok, THIS is epic

>>12317128
She's cute, but everything else about the picture is bad

>>12317128
>50 mugs
>100 candles
>books organized by colour

This is what a girl anon would act like

>>12317128
There's not one non-normie book, what the fuck

>>12317128
What am I looking at? What are those things in there bookshelf?

>>12317172
mugs and candles

>>12317128
>all those decorative mugs and candles
>every single item is assorted by color

>>12315027
it is not Dostoevsky

>>12317216
Oh fuck, you are right. There's literally nothing of quality on that shelf

>>12314979
Is becoming an heraclitean or deleuzian book?

>>12314996
>move home
>spend an hour sorting 200+ books into author alphabetical and then chronological order
>mom drops off a further 50 odd I'd missed
>will have to reorganize whole thing
Ive just shoved them in spaces for now. It takes so fucking long

>>12315134
>cumming on your computer screen
just print it out nigger

>>12317131
>She's cute
I know right? Don't you want to take her out on lots of expensive dates?

>>12315033
Anon, that´s the first thing I noticed.

>>12317128
Read 3 out of these and you get to fuck this qt. Which would you pick?

>>12317301
Wow femanon, you look just like how I imagined Aria from Under the Never Sky.

>>12315134
I kek'd far harder than I should have.
Fuck you, Anon.

Someone just tweet the cum pick at her already

>>12317301
The shorter ones.

>>12315134
Based

>>12314977
>>12317128
Bless their hearts. Women are so adorable

>>12314979
I get a urge to kill, but also I’m filled with bottomless frustration and thoughts of suicide.

>>12317356
it's been did

>>12315134

>>12317385
Fucking degenerates

>>12317385

>>12314977
Well for a second I didn't realize her The Idiot wasn't The Idiot I know.

>>12315134
Ban this Infedel,Anti-Christian scum!

>>12317385
WHY

>>12315027
It's hilarious because these random basic bitches probably read more books/a year than the entirety of /lit/ in five years.

>>12317517
>implying it's all about the quantity

>>12315027
Looks like you're The Idiot here my friend.

>>12317517
dude lmao le quantity. They read ya trash that has no value, just pages

>>12317491
why not? It's not the first time /lit/ ruined a girl

>>12317535
>>12317548
but they support the industry, thanks to them books keep getting published turning them into the actual audience for editors.
you intentionally cucked yourself out of a vote in culture by being all
>I only read complex books that take me ages to finish
>the industry exists in a void and will exist forever, I understand this thanks to my complex though

And most uni students read the most complex books in their lives, dozens a month. You guys just don't like reading.

>>12314977
Why do people display their books like they live in a fucking bookstore? What's with all the frontward facing books? You're not trying to make a sale, just fucking save some shelf space and slot them in.

>>12317558
> uni students read the most complex books in their lives, dozens a month.

found the uni student

Also

> thinking that books being high art is in any way bad

>>12315134
on the screen...anon why

>>12314979
It gets worse the more you look at it.

>>12317044
You're allowed to reuse book titles every couple of centuries.

Why do 90% of her books have Stephen King written on the spine? Did that hack really have that severe of a case of graphomania?

>>12314977
>not a single broken spine

>>12315134
>sacrificing his new year's eve cum for this
truely /lit/

>>12317837
some people care about physical appearance and aren't disgusting slobs like you

>>12317866
Buy a hardcover then. Fucking weirdo.

>>12314979
>sorting by colour and not alphabetically by author as well as by genre
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Women were a mistake

>>12317385
fucking kek

>>12314977

she's active

you know what to do

>>12314977
>ordered by colour
Literally why?
If you look around, there's a different coloured Stephen King in almost every shelf.

>>12317985
YASSSSSSS slay queen

>>12314977
Needs more green books.

>>12315134
The Lord is displeased with you. But I had a good chuckle.

>>12317132
Girl Anon here says hell no, this is some fucking horse shit and the poorest organization I’ve ever seen

>>12317900
>women were a mistake
This woman was a mistake, yes

>>12314979
>>12314986
why are there no brown books there? Is she rayciss?

you guys are fucked

>>12315054
>>12315054
Order them by format size and thickness. Starting with thickest and largest first.

>>12315134
based and redpilled fren

>>12317132
Also femanon, and one who likes her shelf to be aesthetically pleasing, but unironically organising by colour is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
Not into candles or mugs either but I'd probably display my nail polish bottles if I had shelf room tb h

>>12318005
She probably got the inspiration from this edition of King's books and filled the holes with whatever YA books matched

Another year ruined

>not owning exclusively coverless books so all your books are grey/brown/red
Pathetoc

Literally 1/3 of those books are Stephen King

>>12317985
Is this a Christmas tradition for certain weirdos? Didn't the Katie thing happen around Christmas a few years back.

>>12318205
teenagers aren't in school

>>12314977
>landwhale
I feel fine.

>>12318099

>>12314979
second shelf from left, 4th row down, facing

describes my impression

she is the zoomer to /lit/'s boomer

>>12318099
Top kek, this is perfect.

>>12318099

>>12314977
Not to really indulge this /r9k/ tier post, but have any of you ever had the experience of being with somebody who is just as into something you're passionate about as you are? I remember I dated a girl that I was WAY into music and we could sit for hours listening to albums we liked and enjoying each other's taste. It made every moment so much more pure. I bet being able to do the same with literature would be amazing.

Fuck I'm so lonely

>>12318318
You just want to fuck yourself desu.

>>12318344
Yeah I do, actually. I'm pretty cute.

>>12314977
What kind of dumb thot organises by colour.
NEXT.

>>12315073
fuck with your dopamine and youll quickly see it go.

hth

>>12318318
It's the dream tb h.
I had a coworker who was really into music and better yet we had similar tastes and he knew all the 80s and 90s underground bands I liked that most people didn't on top also enjoying shitting on modern pitchfork and the bland music it exalts. But we only talked at work, and I regret not asking for his number or email before he left the job, but he was shy and I would usually be the one to start the conversation, so I'm unsure if he liked me back - he wasn't 10/10 attractive or anything like that but was definitely my type (yes, I'm a femanon).
I'm usually let down trying to talk to people about literature though. Honestly, the only person irl I can really talk to about literature is my dad.
>>12318348
post pic

>>12314986
The Muslims are right about woman’s place in society.

all that wasted wood

>>12318078
read schopenhauer

It destroys me. I look at the picture and all I feel is suffering. I am literally so triggered that I literally cannot right now. My insides are disintegrating, my heart is turning black, and my genitals have fallen off. You have no idea how hurtful that image is, like come on, it's 2018, you CANNOT make jokes that offensive.

This is making me realise the lack of books with green spines. I can only see Franny and Zoey on my own shelf.

>>12318472
wtf im shy don't hit on me silly girls

I'm the same way though, I feel you on that. For me, I just tend to suck real hard about talking about myself because I always feel like I drone on and nobody wants to here me talk for hours about some dumb shit, so it probably stops me from really meeting people like that. So that's why I'm stuck here lmao. I only talk music online, same with literature. (I'm only just now getting /lit/ though). Somebody told me once that if you have interactions like that in person, you hang on to them like a rabid dog because it's even harder in the world of tinder dating. chin up though friend, we'll all make it eventually. At the very least, we're still stuck here forever

That trove of kindling would keep me warm through the winter

>>12314977
I'd rather be illiterate than have to read garbage.

>>12318738
based illiterate poster

i think its sad .. all those books .. of fiction.. this is like a wall of female comic books.

>>12318954
not true. reading these materials can cause damage to developed minds. highly charged emotional things are not healthy because the mind and physical body can not separate thoughts from reality. you think, you feel.

>>12319002
and why women get off on these kinds of books. its sexual and fear.

>>12317297
No, but I'd meet her for coffee or a quick drink sometime so we could get to know each other a bit. Then we can take it from there depending on if we have a connection

>>12315134
Good job

This is why you'll never have gf's.

>>12314977
so she got some books what about it

>>12319170
doesn't it hurt your eyes?

>>12315134

>>12318318
I dated a girl that both loved books and loved listening to me talk about books, she would lay with me while I read and we would walk around for hours while I told her about them and she would ask leading questions trying to get me to ramble
She ended up an emotional wreck addicted to opiates but I don't think I've ever loved anyone else

>>12319122
You did that intentionally.

>>12317283
It's part of the pleasure. 250 is still manageable

>>12316929
Your Awful

>>12315073
Bicalutimide monotherapy

>>12317283
I unironically greatly enjoy organising my books - have done since I was a kid. I spend a lot of time trying to figure out the best system that combines aesthetics + logical placements.
Only problem is I don't have enough shelf space currently - half my books are just in boxes.

>>12317385
good work everyone i feel home again

>>12317558
>but they support the industry
Hahaha. Have nothing to do with Literature or Art.

>>12315134
OH NON NOONONONONOONNO

>>12317385
we did it reddit!

>>12315134
feet = fertilized

>>12314979
>Stephen King
Cringe

>>12315134
based footfag

>>12319359
so sad

>>12315134

>>12315134
Why

>>12315134
Based and redpilled

>>12315134
Welcome to 2019

>>12318318
Don't do this to me anon

>>12318254
>Second shelf from the left
It's the second shelf from either direction you fucking idiot.

>>12315074
I thought those were MGTOWs? Incels want sex and gfs but can't because they're involuntarily celibate?

>>12314977
So to just quickly put aside the fact literally none of those books look read at all I think some people are naturally more visually oriented so it's easier for them to categorize by something like color than by title. Or maybe they just find it more soothing to look at. Who cares. How do you guys function when you're so angry about stupid shit all the time

>>12315134
based

>>12321472

>>12315134
Ahahahaha Im dying you maniac.

indifferent
maybe a bit curious, why would bother spending time and money on something like this. sometimes im glad im a heroin addict and dont do pointless shit

>>12317044
whats wrong with it? dosto has no rights to those two words.

if you organize your books ur a retard

>>12317385
>>12315134
Insert me in the image collage

>>12314977
like this person will commit suicide at 30 due to the fact that they have only material possessions and nothing meaningful to live for in their life

>>12315027
I thought it was fiodor too...

>>12317385
put me in the screencap

>>12315134
man of culture

>>12315134

>another Katie incident for New Year's
God bless us, every one

>>12315002
How do you know when girls almost never post here?

>>12314977
ITS ALL THE SAME STEPHEN KING BOOK WITH DIFFERENT COLOR CODING WITH SHIT TIER LITERATURE MIXED IN
THIS IS ACTUALLY FUCKING HILARIOUS

>>12315134
BASED

>>12314977
>90% fucking Stephen King
>erotic stories for Punjabi widows
grim

>>12321551
We must prove we are better than other people by any means necessary!

The fancier the cover of a book is, the shittier the book is.

>>12314979
>erotic stories for punjabi widows

>>12314977
I really don't give a fuck about anything a stupid cunt does.

>>12315134
Women’s suffrage was a mistake.

>>12323119

>>12315134
wow

>>12319359
same, that girl I talked about turned out to be a cheating whore who left me pretty quick, but I was head over heels for her. I don't think I've ever loved any girl without reserve as much as her.

>>12315134
yeah

>>12314977
People can read what they want. I don't care as long as they shove their shit unto me for being ''relevant, intelligent, full of diversity''.

>>12314977
I wonder what % of the books she's actually read, I mean even avid readers have a fair amount of books on their shelf they haven't read

ok so I counted how many books are on the shelf, it's approx 368, because the bottom shelf is not fully visible and some books seemed to be stacked next to each other

on her goodreads she lists 393 books as owned which considering there are at least 368 on this shelf isn't too much of a stretch, however she only has 165 marked as read, but since the number for owned seem accurate its safe to assume she's updating how many books she's read it'd make no sense to update it everytime you buy a book but not everytime you finish one

she's read 42% of her books 58% have gone unread, she must be aware of this but yet continues buying books before clearing the backlog clearly she does read but she's also massively insecure and wants to try and alter people perception of her

>>12324055
*don't
shieet

>>12324062
>continues buying books before clearing the backlog
Tbh I am very guilty of this as well and have no interest in what people's perception of my reading habits is. I think it's just a natural thing for people who are into books and buy them frequently enough.

>>12324141
are you talking about 1 or 2 books or do you have more unread books than read ones? also you're not posting about it on social media to make it seem like you read, about half of that bookshelf is unread but no where on twitter does she mention that

>>12317128

>>12324062
why the fuck do you care about this to the point of counting and checking her account on goodreads
honestrly threads like this shouldn't be a thing and if they are, no one should reply to them

>>12317385
Horrid. I, the CEO of Bang's Root Beer™, am officially pulling my advertisements from this "4channel" website forever.

Is the only advantage of physical over digital the ability to ostentatiously display them like this?

>>12315034
Yoooooo!

>>12315134
kek'd

>>12315134
Thanks for the chuckle, anon

>>12314977
Can't relate, i have a bf, sorry

>>12315055
Based Bloompasta

>ordered by color

>>12314977
why has she colour coded her collection

>>12318095
the black books appear to be at the very bottom partly concealed behind the bed

>>12315134
was this your first 2019 cum, anon

>>12315134

what other proof do you need that women's suffrage was a mistake

>>12315134
WHAT THE FUCK ANON LOOOOOOOOOOL

>>12325500
because women are insufferable

>>12321634
based dankie poster

>>12317558
>they support muh book industry therefore they are better for whatever i believe in.
Fucking lol, what a load of bullshit are you trying to convey? People read because they like/find interest in the stuff that is written, not the mere act of reading itself, same applies with movies and video games.
>And most uni students read the most complex books in their lives, dozens a month.
>t. faggot who either never when to university or dropped out.
Your lack in understanding how economics work and how you twist meanings to say they hold some more value that people on /lit/ leads me to strongly believe that this is just some bait.

>>12314977
Children's books and genre trash. Typical woman's collection.

>>12317517
to incorrectly quote a recent post from /lit/, "I'd rather read one Nietzsche book in a year than 30 YA books per month."

>this entire thread

>>12315134
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>12314977
https://twitter.com/caitlintenkate/status/1078943066617073664

check the whole thread. i dont care if you like john green or j. k. rowling but this circlejerk over the most popular easy to read pleb literature is sickening. they think they are some big brain intellectuals. i think most of the satisfaction they get by reading books comes from being able to call themselves quirky bookworms who are superior to the morons who dont read books at all and not from the literature itself. this is actual elitism - not people who are understandably cringing at this.

>>12325765
>Cervantes in modern Castillian
>The timing of this image with this thread and the posting of said image here
Whoever that twitter is, he's desperate.

wtf lads

>>12314977
She’s ugly.

>>12317517
1 post on /v/ = 1 YA novel

>>12314984
Who the hell buys dozens of stephen kiny books and never reads them? Thats absurd anon.

>>12315134
I'm impressed

>>12325834
interesting.

>>12315134
Put me in the screencap please

>>12314977
Holy shit i didnt know it is possible to have such shit taste

>>12328089
Women are failed humans.

>>12315027
>Implying The Idiot isn't just a glamorized soap opera YA novel for men

>>12325765
this
who gives a shit, she color coordinated her bookshelf and reads YA wow fucking crazy

>>12328118
the cramps brigade is here to post their usual spate of "omg why do you even care, why does it bother you so much what other people do, you can't judge her, let her do what she wants" woman vulva babbling

I wonder where this person came from...

>>12328139
To think such faggots browse /lit/

>>12315134
i didn't understand what i was looking at until i read the replies

ugh

>>12317385
based

>>12315134
ABSOLUTE UNIT

>>12314977
no even cats want her, no wonder she turned to shitty books that can't run away instead

>>12314977
>mfw The Winds of Winter on the top shelf.

>>12321551
We don't

>>12315134
she have more to offer
https://www.instagram.com/p/Brdbw2HABnH/

>>12328517
looks like her arches are okay, but she wears long socks in every photo, so I'm 90% sure she has pudgy unkempt ham feet

Going to do further research

>>12315134
Based

>>12328524
>I haven't actually read this series yet

I wonder how many of her books she has actually read.

>>12328517
>>12328524
this is not the one in the OP the OP is actually a land whale
https://www.instagram.com/caitlintenkate/

>>12328562
>>12328524
Chances are pretty high she doesn't read books at all. Her account looks like that of the typical 'influencer' who markets a well-demarcated demographic of followers to her advertising customers. In this case: literally people interested in the aesthetics of books read by a woman wearing trendy socks (i.e., people with disposal income and the inclination to buy for the kind of trinkets she's hawking).

If you feel inclined to dwell on her a bit more you can probably glean her long-term strategy from her photos. She might be looking to build up her account to look attractive for publishers to have her push their books (which probably means mass-produced YA crap with fancy covers).

>>12314977
imagine trying to still fuck that bitch and be like
>s-so... wow, you read all these?
and she still goes
>not yet, i only read maybe like a third of them

>>12328577
Good analysis, thanks for increasing my anger

>>12315134
nbased

>>12328524
>all the time it took to set up this photo
>probably multiple shots to get the one that makes her feet look good
>hasn't even read the books
>could've used the time it took to set up some shitty instagram pic actually reading
Glory be.

>Inter-sectional Feminist
>Unironically using the word 'Queen' to address other women
>Fat
>Dressed like a whore
>Hates white men

I think we have a bingo

>>12328600
Bruh try browsing her Instagram, it's literally 1000+ images exactly like that since summer

wew lad

>>12328524
>literally and unironically buying them because of the covers
grim

>>12328602
>be old man
>wake up
>my arthritis is particularly active today
>eat breakfast, eggs aren't semi-hard boiled so I'm feeling a little rebelious
>decided to go to the book store, maybe a new book will quell my restless heart
>as I approach the door the feeling of disquiet intensifies and is tempered into white-hot rage
>I throw the doors wide and stride into the bustle of the bookstore, which is popular with young people
>helming the register like a valiant captain at the wheel of his ship is a goddess
>both curvaceous and clearly an intellect my soul quiveres at the thought of such a QUEEN being oppressed as surely she must be
>my lungs fill with air in righteous fury
>I haven't felt this alive and free since my wife died
>scream at the top of my lungs
>"THE HUMAN RACE IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO THIS PLANET, AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON WHITE MEN. YOU FUCKING CISSHETS BETTER RECOGNIZE. "
>the shop is now silent
>everyone is looking at me
>they begin to clap
>the applause becomes an uproar, people are cheering, screaming, mad with delight
>all white straight men in a fifty mile radius commit suicide immediately
>the embodiment of Aphrodite behind the register smiles
>I am finally happy, for I know I've given her something to post about on social media
>I collapse and die with a smile on my face
>yfw I'm posting from Heaven
>God is a woman btw

>>12328602
I don't think a single old white man in fucking Queensland of all places would ever have that opinion

Pic related, Queenslanders

>>12328658
>great northern
nice

>>12325765
>retard sandwiches some poor small paperback inbetween a bunch of big books
>pretends like this is somehow better than colourcoordination..

>>12315134

>>12328682
Meh, who cares. Nothing wrong with a small unassuming paperback of some or other classic work of literature hiding between two gaudy hardcovers; it makes a bookcase interesting.

I'm more bothered by that bible; I just can't tell if he's trolling or genuinely considers it on par with some of the other books in there.

>>12328051
Its not going to be screencapped because its not particularly amusing or notable.
Fucking hate you bandwagoning kikes.

>>12314977
>On colour-based arrangement of books
There's absolutely nothing wrong with colour arranging a bookshelf unless they are reference works, or if you have a good enough memory to remember the colour of every book you have.

>On the content of the bookshelf
There is no need for everyone to read academic books or the classics if they are not interested in them. I think Harry Potter and Twilight are trash (which might be the result of my edgy teenage years and my mind being poisoned by proto-4channel) but I am glad I think so. I am also glad people read trash books so at least the book industry is alive and well.

>On this thread
>implying it's worthy of my time

>>12328651
Brave post.

>>12328658
>implying old men can't be trans men
>implying old men can't be a POC
way to be insensitive asshole

>>12328431
Where? The only thing I see is the second book of ADWD

>>12314977
It has no effect on me, because I'm not a pathetic autist.

>>12328651
so brave slay queen

>>12315027
anon i...

>>12315134
based

>>12315157
What does this even mean?
Ignoring the fact the book isn't even Dosto's from what I can tell, are you saying there's a more reputable or equally high level author there than/as Dostoevsky? Or are you just a fucking faggot desperate to fit in without a fucking clue what he's saying? Point to another good author in the picture. There's no reasonable point behind your post if you can't.

>>12315134
absolute mad lad

>>12315134
put me in the creampie senpai

>>12330590
This image hits on a personal level I beg you please delete it.

>>12330590
This looks like it's from a video where fast food employees do some kind of performance for their customers. Am I correct in that assumption, can someone post a link?

>>12330090
I just implying that you have shit taste. Since you can't recognize any of the authors but the most popular writer of our time.
Even girl Libtuber could develop her own taste. And theres better writers than Dosto duh

>>12314977
>HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL?
STEPHEN KING!

>>12315134
I don't know what I expected.