/lit/ - Literature

>do this for musicians
See it's exactly the same.

>>13436983
>do this for sports
see?

>>13436983
Replace the veggies with another gallon of cola and it'd be closer to Spielberg.

>Mishima
>Here's a few pieces of the elixir of the Gods
>And here's a bunch of random vegetables that I grew up on and so only I understand, just as filler

>>13436983
Source?

>The Nolan one
At least they recognised him as a pseud. Still no Kubrick, Bergman or Tarkovsky?

>Do this for food
S

can we please stop pretending that we read books?

>do this for paintings

>Do this for penises

>>13437083
You ruined it

>Vice
>do this with south American cocaine snorting trans apes

>Do this for

>Do this

>This do

>>13436983
Go write something

>The (((do)))

The

"Other"

>The "other"

>>13436983

>>13437066
>comics call Nolan a pseud
>yet they praise Coen Brothers and Malick
Hmmm seems more like NPC tier reactionary behavior. If someone is going to call Nolan a pseud they would be more likely to call Malick a pseud. Yet they don't.
FYI I prefer Malick over Nolan though both are great.

>>13437224
Coen's are generally good but they aren't generally masterpiece makers. Malick can be quite good but I understand your point.

Nolan though, I dunno he creates entertaining films but they just lack character minus perhaps the first two batman films.

>>13437243
Nolan's films are really hit or miss. Half his filmography is shit while half his filmography is kino

>>13437255
Yea I can agree on this.

>>13437197
huehue

>>13437255
You probably think Following is his best film.

>>13437354
Not him but it is either Dunkirk or The Prestige.

>>13437054
BURGERPUNK

>>13437197
There’s nothing on the table :3

font's creativeblock bb

>>13437883
>traditional
>all that opressed homosexuality stuff
Dont know about that chief

>>13437925
He was larping as a traditionalist as a cope against modernity, but he was himself modern in character. His traditionalism was a deliberate esthetization of defeat.

>>13437376
Insomnia because it isn't ambitious, therefore meaning Nolan doesn't fail miserably, and is actually well-executed.

>>13437224
Nolan tries to have his cake and eat it too way too often. I generally like his movies but unlike the Coens I think they generally become unsatisfying the more you think about them

>>13437883
I went to a traditional Japanese restaurant the other day. $80 for a mean that amounts what I fatly and Americanly consider just a snack.

>>13438048
meal that amounts to what I

>>13436983
>Culinary artist
You mean a cook? Why do people need to obfuscate and enhance their titles? I was watching Jeopardy and saw a female contestant addressed as a "domestic engineer" from some mid-western city. Domestic engineer is apparently the newspeak version of "stay at home parent." So we say that there is no shame in being a stay at home parent(and there isn't necessarily) but we create these obtuse terms to hide from judgement.

I hate what is being done with language.

>>13438098
>T. assburgers
Anon they were joking.

>>13438154
When Johnny introduces your job and city, it's not a joke my man.

HOW IS THIS BOOKS?

>>13438161
IT WAS A FUIKU JOKE YA loose snakEEEEHEEHHEHEHEHE ENTP!!!

posing like Malick or Nolan make meaningful movies is top cringe

>>13438023
this works better for mccarthy than it does tarentino

>>13438098
You should read Orwell, if you haven't already.

>>13436983
I hate spielberg so goddamn much

>do this for public toilets

>>13438246
(((so)))

>>13437197

bump

Pynchon is a table full of happy meal boxes, each with their own booby trap (can of snakes, shock buzzer, exploding invisible ink, ect.)

>>13438023
TORTILLA
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Steven King would be a bowl of cheap Halloween candy. Not the good kind.

>>13439539

Pynchon would be bananas

>>13440093
Pynchon would be bananas and weed

>do this
>do that
>think this
>say that
>feel this
>listen to that
>do what they say
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NUH-NUH-NUH-NOR-MUH-EEEEEEEEEEES FUCK.

>>13438510
Materialism is fake and gay

>>13440108
Pimecombs

Somebody make one with Homer and a spit-roasted pig

>>13440229
Let’s stage a pREEEEEEEEEEtest
#OCCUPYnormREEEEEEEEville

>>13436983
Gotchu

>>13436983
I never watched anything by spielberg, can someone explain the joke?

>>13440629
I don't think there's meant to be any joke, it's mom & pop memeing.

>>13438023
should've been corn on the cob and tortillas. fuck.

>>13437224
>though both are great.
The absolute state of nu-lit

>>13436983
>well balanced meal
>huge fuck off bottle of cola
do...do americans really...

>>13438023
this is just le ebin reference (the original I mean, not your edit)
the others are actually somewhat clever at least

>>13437049
>>13437052
I don't get it.

>>13437197
USA was on rations longer than USSR after WWII

>>13440543
what Klaus Kinski movie is that scene from? I've only seen Aguirre

>>13441493
A well balanced meal means balanced between several mega corporations and has nothing to do with healthy eating.

>>13441493

>>13442700
>it's aguirre

>>13436983
>Tolkien
Sitting by the table, in the left he saw the kitchen window, and beyond it the dark forest with its mighty, dark trees. In the right there was the grey kitchen wall. Behind him was the vast space of the living room. In the front was the meal.

>Wallace
The food is cold and the opened wine bottle a container of balsamic vinegar by the time he's only halfway into listing off the footnotes about what we're having today.

>>13440108
Isn't there a goodreads review along those lines?

>>13438510

>>13436983
Had the pleasure of reading these nasty dudes works

>Richard Laymon
-A turkey shaped like a rape victim, sweet potato fries shaped like the fingers of a horribly mutated monster, moonshine, and a drill bit for the turkey

>Ed Lee
-cum. Literally a plate of cum, with strands of female hair in it

>>13438510
Whats the source on that graph? I want to laugh at it

>>13442688
USSR literally had a famine in 1946 which killed millions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_famine_of_1946%E2%80%9347

>>13438048
Japanese food in America sucks. The most I ever paid for a "traditional" meal is 20 dollars, and that was Narita Airport. 20 dollars in Japan buys you a lot of food. I hope Ootoya gets the hell out of NYC and into the rest of America.

>>13442688
the ussr was always on rations retard

>>13438510
>3500 calories is good

>>13438510
Isn't the average human supposed to eat 2000 calories a day?

>>13445590
You better have said "Itadakimasu" before you ate that meal.

>>13445733
Lubu dubu dubu sankyu for the gulubu

>>13445630
No, 2000 calories is the dietary need of a 175 lb sedentary male. If you are lighter you need less food and women need less food, but physical activity can increase your need.

>>13437197
Cringe

>>13438510
Based. Let's not forget that the soviet calorie intake was much healthier than the american accorsing to the CIA

>>13437054
>>13437410
this

>>13445630

>Americans
>human

>>13437224
>>13441100
>>13437243
Badlands is great. Nolan is disgusting. Coens are fun

>>13447189
I wouldn't go as far as to call Nolan disgusting but he should be forgotten. Based post.

>>13438098
>t. Orwell