We had a thread like this before. -Go to Omegle -Ask Stranger to name an AMERICAN writer -90% will name someone absurd Stranger: Hey, Juiz? You: name an american author Stranger: Alright Stranger: Er. Shakespeare :/ This is the future /lit/.

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Anonymous Sun Dec 12 20:29:43 2010 No.1354830 [Reply] [Original]

We had a thread like this before.

-Go to Omegle
-Ask Stranger to name an AMERICAN writer
-90% will name someone absurd

Stranger: Hey, Juiz?
You: name an american author
Stranger: Alright
Stranger: Er. Shakespeare :/

This is the future /lit/.

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 20:32:43 2010 No.1354838
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the novel is a dead medium, reading/writing fiction is literally a waste of time and if you still read books in an attempt to affect an air of intelligence or knowledge then everybody with a rigorous sense of cultural awareness is laughing at you

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 20:35:43 2010 No.1354851 Stranger: Howdy, sir or madam. You: Name an American author. Stranger: J.D. Salinger? Stranger: Is he American? You: ._.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 20:36:43 2010 No.1354855 File: 27 KB, 264x351, all dose hamboigahs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1354838 >my face when the future predicted in Farenheit 451 becomes a reality as a result

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 20:37:40 2010 No.1354857 File: 12 KB, 426x304, 1290483456630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Stranger is typing... > >Stranger is typing... > > >Stranger is typing... hi >mfw

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 20:37:43 2010 No.1354858 of course not, nobody cares about USA, really

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 20:57:43 2010 No.1354923

You: Hi. Name an American author.
Stranger: Thomas Pynchon.
You: Name some more.
Stranger: Gaiman, Salinger, Ralph Ellison, Robert E Howard, Orson Scott Card, Franzen, that kid who wrote Eragon, the guy who wrote Fight Club. more?
You: Do you go on 4chan.
Stranger: I used to. /mu/ mostly. Nothing against channers, I just lost interest.

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 20:57:43 2010 No.1354925

>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
>Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
>You: Name an American author.
>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That was fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 20:59:43 2010 No.1354930 You: Name an American author. Stranger: I'm frm the caribbean Stranger: Xd Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:02:43 2010 No.1354942 Me: Name an American author. Stranger: Hi Me: Just. Do.It. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:04:43 2010 No.1354946 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Name an American author. Stranger: Charles Dickens.

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:05:43 2010 No.1354949

Stranger: any female want a guy 2 use and abuse
You: Name an American author
Stranger: it's on the ti[p of my tongue
Stranger: the women that wrote twilight
Stranger: stephanie meyer or watever
Stranger: is that rite
Stranger: mind u i'm an aussie i don't live in the states yet i'm here on holiday

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:06:43 2010 No.1354953 Stranger: m/f You: Name an American writer. Stranger: idk Stranger: idk You: Wow. Sad. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Name an American writer. Stranger: Mark Twain You: Nicely done.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:11:43 2010 No.1354960 I got some smart people. Somebody said Vonnegut and I fell in love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:12:43 2010 No.1354966 You: Name an American writer Stranger: First you name an Armenian writer You: Uhhhhh..... hmmmm..... ummmmm..... disconnect

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:13:43 2010 No.1354968 Stranger: hey. 18/M looking for a submissive girl who wants to be treated like dirt You: name an american writher Stranger: john smith who wrote an english essay in 6th grade Stranger: highly unknown You: highly hipster

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:15:43 2010 No.1354975 File: 2.56 MB, 260x195, 1286955310660.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You: name an american author Stranger: heyy Stranger: dean cootz >mfw

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:15:43 2010 No.1354976 you guys are bullshit, i did it 7 times and got 5 positive replies: edgar allen poe, stephen king, ernest hemmingway, mark twain, and tom clancy though one guy just typed HORNY in caps over and over

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:17:43 2010 No.1354981 >>1354976 also i modified the request to "Hello, would you mind naming an American author?" which i think yields more positive results than the command issued by the OP

>>	Plethon !!3pYHIvciyZE Sun Dec 12 21:17:43 2010 No.1354983 >>1354968 >>1354949 Maybe they will find each other…

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:17:43 2010 No.1354984 >>1354976 my first one a guy called me penis lips, a faggotass fucker, and that my mom was "a american arthor" i think this is what they were looking for

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:18:43 2010 No.1354990 the real kicker would be if you could filter it by females AND those who are able to name an american author

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:20:43 2010 No.1354994 >>1354990 >females >omegle no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:24:43 2010 No.1355004 >>1354990 women are 80% of the fiction market

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:24:43 2010 No.1355005 >>1354923 >Gaiman ..................................no one else noticed this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:24:43 2010 No.1355007 You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f You: name an american author Stranger: idk idc bout books

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:28:43 2010 No.1355018 >>1355005 Hey, he lives in America at least.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:29:43 2010 No.1355019 >>1355018 Right, because Hemingway was a French writer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:29:43 2010 No.1355022 >>1355019 Oi, I wasn't saying he was American. I was just giving the evidence that could have lead to that person's mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:30:43 2010 No.1355023 >>1355019 Hemingway was too manly to be French.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:30:43 2010 No.1355024 Stranger: Name an American writer, please. You: name an American author. You: FUCK Stranger: Lulz My very first one, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:31:43 2010 No.1355027 >>1355023 yeah, but technically, he DID "surrender" bud mm tss

>>	lewis Sun Dec 12 21:32:43 2010 No.1355028 >laugh at people fornot being able to name american writers >people in this thread arent even sure if some people are american are not

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:33:43 2010 No.1355029 You: Name an American writer, please. Stranger: Im a horny girl You: Awesome, name an American writer, please. Stranger: Sthefanie Meyer ? Technically, they were right. But still.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:35:43 2010 No.1355035 >>1354838 2/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:36:43 2010 No.1355037 Stranger: horny? You: QUICKLY You: Name an American author Stranger: jk rolling You: Firstly, that's British. Secondly, you spelled it horribly wrong. Stranger: name a british author You: I hate you. You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:42:43 2010 No.1355047 You: QUICKLY NAME AN AMERICAN WRITER Stranger: MEL GIBSON

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:46:43 2010 No.1355054 You: quickly - name an american author! Stranger: tvdmania! Stranger: Nicholas Sparks You: <3

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:49:43 2010 No.1355057

Stranger: m
You: quickly, name an american writer
Stranger: mark twain
You: god bless you, i got nicholas sparks from the last guy i asked
Stranger: omg a guy gave you sparks?
Stranger: he's a chick writer
Stranger: no guy reads anything of his except his first book which is good
Stranger: gotta read the notebook if you haven't
You: thank you for the rec

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 21:54:43 2010 No.1355062 You: Name an American author. Stranger: i cant! You: Are you serious? You: Wow. Stranger: herbie brennan He's Irish.

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 22:28:43 2010 No.1355164

Stranger: hello
You: name an american author
Stranger: I love a bargain as much as anyone and I used to love all the cheap stuff I could find on eBay, but nowadays it seems so hard to find anything cheap over there and just when we're all finding it tougher to just pay our bills. I don't give up so I was looking for someplace online where I could still find myself a bargain... and by accident I came across this site I never heard of before where you get rock bottom prices from police impounded stuff, I mean I was worried about scams but this stuff is actually real and I got some real cheap stuff there... it's become my new eBay lol! Go to WinBidsNow.com

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 22:37:43 2010 No.1355197 You: Hi, do me a favour? Stranger: hey Stranger: ok sure You: Name me an American writer. Stranger: I am so sorry but I am Canadian... You: It's ok, I know they don't have writers in Canada. Stranger: uhhh we do...

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 22:43:43 2010 No.1355211

Stranger: i really like the anal
Stranger: i really like the anal
Stranger: i really like the anal
Stranger: i really like the anal
Stranger: i really like the anal
You: name an american author
Stranger: i really like the anal
Stranger: i really like the anal
Stranger: i really like the anal
Stranger: err
Stranger: jk rowling
You: British

FAIL

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 22:44:43 2010 No.1355213 >no one named Rand yet

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 22:49:43 2010 No.1355223 File: 21 KB, 470x336, rage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW people think "I'm Canadian" or "I'm Australian" is a decent excuse for no knowing a single American author.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 22:51:43 2010 No.1355225 The reason you're getting so many fail results? British authors are better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 22:51:43 2010 No.1355227 Stranger: hey;) Stranger: im 16/f/cali baby;) You: Name an American author Stranger: heres a nude:) Stranger: http://imgur.com/GjtkS Stranger: JUDY FUCKING BLUME

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 22:52:43 2010 No.1355230 Not for like 100 years, but overall yes.

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 22:55:43 2010 No.1355235

Stranger: I just watched a big black guy fuck my fiance better than I ever could and I loved it, ask me anything about the experience. She's here too so you can ask her stuff as well.
You: ok
You: but first
You: name an american writer
Stranger: Mark Twain
You: good job
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 22:55:43 2010 No.1355236 Stranger: hheey You: Name an American author Stranger: cummings?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 22:56:43 2010 No.1355238 You: Can you name an American writer? Stranger: Mencken What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 22:57:43 2010 No.1355241 >>1355227 this is fucking hilarious >>1355238 buy that man a fucking beer

>>	MD !Tm27jGxpYk Sun Dec 12 22:57:43 2010 No.1355242 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i love you Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 22:58:43 2010 No.1355243 Stranger: hello Stranger: how are you? You: hello You: name an american writer Stranger: umm... Stranger: Michael Keaton Stranger: haha Stranger: um Stranger: oops Stranger: :) You: he is an actor Stranger: i mean michael crichton Stranger: haha

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:00:43 2010 No.1355247 Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Quack, name an Armenian warder! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:02:43 2010 No.1355249 You: hello Stranger: hey. You: name an american writer You: plz Stranger: why? You: why not? Stranger: okay. Mark Twain. You: thanks You: that's why You: >>1354830

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:03:43 2010 No.1355252 You: Hey Stranger: heyy You: can you name an american author? Stranger: jodi picoult done

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:03:43 2010 No.1355253 Stranger: hey there You: Hey. Can you name me an American author? Stranger: tim o'brien That went well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:07:43 2010 No.1355258 I got a guy who named hermin melvin, portugese fellow, we're currently having an intellectual conversation about the degradation of the quality of film in recent years, its refreshing.

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:08:43 2010 No.1355263

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: Name an American Writer
Stranger: asl
Stranger: edger allen poe
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ?
You: Thank you
Stranger: np?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:09:43 2010 No.1355266 You: hi Stranger: Hey looking for mature milf to punish me You: ok You: but first You: name an american writer Stranger: mark twain You: nicely done

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:11:43 2010 No.1355269 Stranger: Hi You: please name an american writer Stranger: George Orwel Stranger: O_o

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:11:43 2010 No.1355270 >>1355258 by hermin melvin he meant herman melville, he was close enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:11:43 2010 No.1355271 You: hi Stranger: yo ho You: whats up Stranger: jerking off You: cool You: now You: name an american writer. Stranger: george w. bush You: good chioce.

GaryKeith&Ron !gUILt.6Nyo Sun Dec 12 23:12:43 2010 No.1355272

You: name an american author
You: c'mon
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: well shit son
>well shit son

Stranger: hi
You: name an American author
Stranger: why?
You: c'mon
Stranger: ummm
You: you best not be looking one up
Stranger: no im not im thinking
Stranger: mark twain?
You: good
this guy took forever to answer

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:14:43 2010 No.1355276 File: 63 KB, 469x428, nope.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You: Quick, name an American author! Stranger: stephenie myer? Stranger: I think You: I have no idea who that is but I'll take your word for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:15:43 2010 No.1355277 You: name an american author Stranger: jd salinger You: good job next person that didnt disconnect said Stranger: JD Salinger and then meg cabot

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>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:16:43 2010 No.1355284 You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: wanna fuck me? You: sure You: but first You: name an american writer Stranger: david foster wallace You: great

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:16:43 2010 No.1355286 Stranger: hi there (but please, no asl) You: name an american author Stranger: Charles Dickens You: : (

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:17:43 2010 No.1355289

You: hi
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: name an american writer
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hemmingway
You: ok great
You: but his name only has one m
You: remember that for the future
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:18:43 2010 No.1355290 Someone said Walt Whitman. Every other answer has been Twain so far, with the exception of one Lovecraft.

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:20:43 2010 No.1355294

You: hi there
Stranger: hi
You: name an american author?
Stranger: oh really
You: if you would be so kind
Stranger: why?
You: curiosity
Stranger: grander
Stranger: u read a lot
You: yeah i do actually
Stranger: what do u like
You: never heard of grander, though, and google's got nothing
You: um, everything
Stranger: not surprised

Without a first name, I can't find shit and the stranger doesn't seem inclined to tell me it :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:20:43 2010 No.1355295 does anyone ever go on omegle to fuck around and end up posing as a girl and cybering?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:21:43 2010 No.1355298 Stranger: Yentlemen? You: hi stranger You: can you please name an american writer? Stranger: Toni Morrison Stranger: best author ever You: you win

>>	</3>DOM^2 Sun Dec 12 23:22:10 2010 No.1355302 Blargh

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:22:43 2010 No.1355299 >>1355295 No, because most people aren't pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:22:43 2010 No.1355300 Fuck you, Jeff Trollface. Fuck you right up your ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:22:43 2010 No.1355303 >>1355295 Once in a blue moon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:24:43 2010 No.1355312 >>1355295 >>1355299 the worst part of it is omegle guys suck at cybering. it is always "suck my big cock over the internet"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:25:43 2010 No.1355313 9/10 people on this say mark twain

Take It EZ, m8 !2ryxNis8VA Sun Dec 12 23:25:43 2010 No.1355314

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: Name an American Writer
Stranger: chuck
Stranger: i dont know how to spell the last name
You: fight club?
Stranger: pahlanuk
Stranger: yeah that guy
Stranger: but i dont like fight club
Stranger: I like Lullaby the most
You: Good for you
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:25:43 2010 No.1355315

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: rayman silva
You: name an american writer
Stranger: rayman silva
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>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:26:43 2010 No.1355316 You: Hello, would you please name an American writer? Stranger: hmmm like an old american writer? Stranger: or present? You: not necessarily old just American Stranger: kate chopin Stranger: wiliam bradstreet You: thank you

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:27:43 2010 No.1355320

>>1355295
Like 2 years ago, I'd go on pretending to be a girl from Barbados working in a hotel who didn't really know anyone because my father was the hotel manager, and I had just moved there from Florida.

I'd get some guys on MSN, they'd want to webcam.

I would then tell them that I took screens of them, and then I'd direct them to /b/, telling them that I posted them there and that if they didn't want them spreading around online, that they'd have to find them and delete them. But I'd never post anything.

And then I'd lol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:29:43 2010 No.1355325 You: hello there Stranger: hi You: could you do me a favor and name an american author for me? Stranger: fitzgerald You: nice You: good answer

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:31:43 2010 No.1355332 I got to talking to a Brazilian, now I have some new authors to look up. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:33:43 2010 No.1355335 You: quick name an american author Stranger: hi Stranger: chaucer

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:36:43 2010 No.1355346 You: Hi Stranger: Hi You: Can you name an American author? Stranger: Shel Silverstien Stranger: *Silverstein Stranger: Can YOU? You: Lol..yeah You: John Steinbeck You: /lit/? Stranger: ? Eh, I'll take it lol.

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:37:43 2010 No.1355347

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi f?
You: Name an American author.
Stranger: emine
Stranger: eminem
You: ...

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:38:43 2010 No.1355349

You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: can you name an american author for me?
Stranger: nope
You: why not?
Stranger: i dont read
You: so
You: you should still know one or two
Stranger: age?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The one before this one said Poppy Z Brite, and then we were talking about books for a bit but they disconnected kind of abruptly.

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:41:43 2010 No.1355360

This went strangely:
Stranger: hey are you m?
You: Name an american author
You: yes
Stranger: can you help me?
Stranger: (vonnegut)
You: Help you with what?
Stranger: well see
Stranger: i have like 17 inches of this foam floaty pool noodle in my pussy right now
Stranger: and i need someone to blow into the hole at the other end of the noodle
Stranger: =p
You: Sorry, babe. I'm gay.

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:44:43 2010 No.1355371

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Can you name an American author?
Stranger: yes
You: Do so?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:45:43 2010 No.1355376 >Stranger: i have like 17 inches of this foam floaty pool noodle in my pussy right now Wat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:46:43 2010 No.1355380 Stranger: 16/M/ want to be a slave for you on webcam You: Name an American author Stranger: Bill Cosby

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:47:43 2010 No.1355382 You: hi Stranger: hey You: can you name an american author for me? Stranger: india You: that's a country

Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:51:43 2010 No.1355395

Stranger: haay
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: well first
You: please name an american author
Stranger: DUDE
Stranger: im the chick that said i didnt read
You: ah. how could I forget.
Stranger: robert munch :D
Stranger: found oneee
You: good job. i have a strange feeling we may meet again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:55:43 2010 No.1355403 You: Name an American writer. Stranger: Dostoevsky, Kafka, Shakespeare, and Orwell. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 23:59:43 2010 No.1355414 Stranger: Why hello there, beautiful! You: sup handsome Stranger: Not a whole lot. Just sitting by the fireplace drinking lots of bourbon. How about you? You: can you name one American author? Stranger: Ernest Hemingway

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:08:43 2010 No.1355436

You: Can you name an American author?
Stranger: no
You: Really?
Stranger: im indian
You: And?
Stranger: ya
You: I can name India's first prime minister.
Stranger: ya..
Stranger: say
You: Jawaharlal Nehru
Stranger: gud
Stranger: were frm?
You: And his daughter was killed in an assassination.
You: Me or Nehru?
Stranger: ya.....bt were frm?
Stranger: ur knowledge is gud
You: I am American.
You: If I can name an Indian prime minister, then you should be able to name an American author.
Stranger: nice to meet u..
Stranger: ok..just wait 1 min
Stranger: i will
Stranger: the name is
Stranger: Aaron, Daniel to Austin, William
Stranger: ok...
You: Good!

... Being foreign is no excuse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:11:43 2010 No.1355447 >>1355436 He probably searched "A American Author" and got the list of A names hah

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:12:43 2010 No.1355448

Stranger: Hello, 18 female Italian here, and I’ve got a game for you… in this role game you will have to control some parts of my body, as if you were a spirit inside me… So, first of all we create a situation and choose a scenario, and then you will start gradually to control and modify the parts you’ve chosen against my will. You can choose even parts of my body that apparently couldn’t be moved, for example boobs, nails, etc. and, during the game, you can transform them (for example bigger boobs, lactating nipples, nails of another colour, etc.) This is a fantasy game, and cyber sex or relationships with other invented characters are forbidden! Anyway, you can make me do dirty things! So, which parts do you choose?
You: First of all.
You: Could I bother you to name an American author?
Stranger: Nicholas Sparks
You: Good for you!
You: Second of all, bigger boobs. It's the obvious choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:16:43 2010 No.1355458 Stranger: hi You: Hello, would you mind naming an American author? Stranger: lol i dont read books fag Stranger: asl

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:35:43 2010 No.1355486 Stranger: dom or sub? You: NAME ME ONE RUSSIAN AUTHOR, DEAD OR ALIVE, THAT IS YOUR MISSION You: THAT ^ Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:37:43 2010 No.1355493

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello:]
You: QUICKLY NAME AN AMERICAN WRITER
Stranger: uh uh uh omgoodness the pressure!!
You: hauahuahauhauha
Stranger: uhhhh that dude that wrote about the freedom songs !
Stranger: blah i can't remember his name!
Stranger: you read about him in like junior year lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:38:43 2010 No.1355497 You: Can you name one American writer? Stranger: Jane Austen Stranger: Leo Tolstoy: Russia Stranger: Gustave Flaubert: France Stranger: Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Colombia. notsureifserious.jpg

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:46:43 2010 No.1355508

Stranger: Asl
You: THIS IS JOHNNY ROCK FROM 98.5 THE RAZZ. IF YOU CAN NAME AN AMERICAN AUTHOR YOU WILL WIN NINETY EIGHT DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS!!!
Stranger: Stephan king
You: Lol sorry, he's british. Dumbass
You: NEW ENGLAND.
ENGLAND
ENGLAND, UK
Stranger: Portland, Maine.
You: Now you owe me 98.50

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:46:43 2010 No.1355511

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: QUICKLY NAME AN AMERICAN WRITER
Stranger: mark twain
You: 9 out of 10 say that
Stranger: name a movie director with haste
You: but well done
Stranger: thanks
You: guy
You: richie or something
Stranger: nice
Stranger: actually my favorite director'

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:50:43 2010 No.1355522 I went on to troll and ended up talking to some 15 year old girl. Fuck you omegle. Parenting is pathetic these days. 15 year old? laptop? 1AM? WHERE IS YOUR FATHER

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:51:43 2010 No.1355525 >>1355522 I WAS ALWAYS UP LATE WHEN I WAS 15, AND I TURNED OUT TO BE A RESPECTABLE YOUNG MAN.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:54:43 2010 No.1355528 >>1355522 You're one of those pieces of shit that generalize too much about children. I was already intelligent at 15. I'm glad my parents weren't like you to impede my learning

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:55:43 2010 No.1355530 >>1355525 >RESPECTABLE YOUNG MAN. >4chan Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:56:43 2010 No.1355531 >>1355522 you do realize that we are not all subject to the same time zone, right?

>>	Deep&Edgy !pSkjEcB9sQ Mon Dec 13 00:58:43 2010 No.1355535 I used to stay up til 6 am as a kid and I didn't end up a stranger in a foreign land getting liquored up by inscrutable treacherous asians every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 00:59:43 2010 No.1355537 >>1355535 i hate to admit this to any tripfag, but i chuckled

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 01:03:43 2010 No.1355546 File: 33 KB, 934x247, untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 01:05:43 2010 No.1355549 >>1355535 YOU MAD I HAVE MONEY TO SPEND BEFORE I SUBMIT THE LIFE OF A FULL-TIME WORKER?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 01:06:43 2010 No.1355550 >>1355546 hahahahahaaahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 01:17:43 2010 No.1355569 You: Name an American writer Stranger: The 'author' is dead everyone knows this You: What do you study? Stranger: Sociology disconnect

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 01:18:43 2010 No.1355570 File: 21 KB, 914x243, lit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ....wut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 01:50:43 2010 No.1355592 Jules Verne? What?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 01:55:43 2010 No.1355595 Stranger: im lookin 4 a girl 2 get me off You: can you name an american writer? You: then we'll see about getting off Stranger: sharon m. drapper You: MY PUSSY'S SO WET

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 02:08:43 2010 No.1355610 Someone just said Alfred Tennyson. ALFRED FUCKING TENNYSON. I wish I was joking.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 02:15:43 2010 No.1355631

>this was a weird one

Stranger: Ask me some questions that will make me think you're not an idiot
You: name an american writer
Stranger: Holy crap
Stranger: Can I think about this?
You: just name one
Stranger: Actually, can I go to my room first?
Stranger: Hold on
Stranger: Let me think
Stranger: John adams
Stranger: He wrote shit
You: now give me a novelist, not a politician
Stranger: He was a writer as well as a politician!
You: stop, he wrote fiction?
Stranger: No
Stranger: no
Stranger: No
You: so does not count
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: This isn't fair
Stranger: I'm not in my right mind
You: do you want a list?
Stranger: No
You: poe, twain, asimov, vonnegout,
You: dick
You: lin
You: sellinger
You: albee
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Now what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 02:22:43 2010 No.1355645 >>1355631 >Asimov Okay... really? In the first four names you give, you include a Soviet expatriate? I mean, sure, technically he was American, but still.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 02:22:43 2010 No.1355646 >Stranger: My pussy squirts acid! ;) >You: You should probably get that checked out. WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 02:50:43 2010 No.1355670

You: name an American writer
Stranger: fuck u
You: Reason?
Stranger: reason for american writer?
You: Do you know one?
Stranger: why??????
Stranger: do u
You: are you stalling while using Google?
Stranger: wtf
You: I'm conducting some field research
You: do you know an American author or not?
Stranger: do u know how to use google
You: Ummm..... yes.
You: Now can you name an American author?
Stranger: so why r u asking me
You: Because I'm trying to figure out how retarded people on Omegle are
You: apparently very
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 02:58:43 2010 No.1355678 You: name an American author Stranger: hmm You: do eeeet, faggot Stranger: faggot You: no u Stranger: xD Your conversational partner has disconnected. That was productive.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:02:43 2010 No.1355681
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
>Stranger: m 22 USA
You: name an American author
>Stranger: ok
You: ...
Stranger: rachael ray.. lol
You: ...
>Stranger: well...
You: Still waiting
>Stranger: Martha stewart
You: Ok
You: let me paraphrase
>Stranger: ok
>Stranger: sure
You: name a good American author who is famous for being an author
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:04:43 2010 No.1355683 Stranger: hi You: Name a American author Stranger: ok Stranger: umm cs luwis Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:09:43 2010 No.1355685 You: Hi. Name an American author. Stranger: your dad You: my dad's dead Stranger: THEN WHO WAS PHONE? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:10:43 2010 No.1355686

Well, then...
Stranger: hi m or f
You: name an American author
Stranger: ernest hemingway
You: cool beans
Stranger: y
You: Actually, first answer I got.
You: After about 10 minutes
Stranger: ha m or f
You: f with a giant penis
Stranger: ur a tranny
You: a trap, yes
Stranger: thats hotttt
Stranger: how old are you
You: Can I rape you in the butt while you read Farewell to Arms out loud?
Stranger: age?
You: 57
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:16:43 2010 No.1355690 You: Hi. Name an American author. Stranger:heyy Stranger:fitzgerald You: Nice job Stranger:lol You: I got someone who said JK Rowling Stranger:haha You: Thanks for your time

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:24:43 2010 No.1355704 You: William Faulkner Stranger: yo Stranger: who Stranger: elaborate please You: is an American author. Stranger: k...anything else? You: Name an american author. Stranger: not u again

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:31:43 2010 No.1355713 You: William Faulkner Stranger: what? You: American author. Stranger: really? Stranger: is it your name?

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:31:43 2010 No.1355714

You: name an American author
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: John steinbeck
You: May I suck on your nipples?
Stranger: No
You: :(
You: Would you let Steinbeck suck on your nipples?
Stranger: No
You: But... why?
You: I would.
Stranger: Good for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:34:43 2010 No.1355716

You: name an American author
Stranger: What?! You read this stupid american literature?
You: No...I mean...Umm..
Stranger: HAHAHA YOU SERIOUS?!?!
You: I ... guess... there are good US books out ...there...
Stranger: B-B-B-B-WAHAHAHAH You BE JOKING FAG
You: um..
Stranger: LOOK GUIZE FAGGOT'S READIN AMERICAN LIT!! SHITS GOING ON 4CHAN!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:36:43 2010 No.1355718 >>1355645 but he lived in the USA and published most of his work in the USA

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:36:43 2010 No.1355719 File: 47 KB, 288x499, 1286174029778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You: name an american author Stranger: hey ;) Stranger: stuf books. You: Have fun being less intelligent than your fellow man.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:39:43 2010 No.1355725

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: William T. Vollmann
Stranger: Alex
You: Can you name an American author?
You: William Faulkner
Stranger: hmm Falkner this time, already did Hemingway
Stranger: see
You: !!!!!
PREDICTED THAT SHIT!
Stranger: stupid spelling though
Stranger: that was weird
You: FUCKING WEIRD!

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:44:43 2010 No.1355742

>>1354830

In RL actually. lulz.

Me: Name an American writer.
Stranger: Ehhh, tough one. Dickenson.
Me: That's not an writer.
Stranger: Really, you don't know? Well you should.
Me: You mean Dickens? Yeah, but he's British tho.
Stranger: Ohh right, that's wut I mean.
Me: Can't wait for the first Shakespeare
Stranger: Yehh well everyone knows Shakespeare, but could you name someone else?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:48:43 2010 No.1355753 Stranger: hi You: Quick, name any American author. Stranger: oprah You: You just blew my mind. Stranger: your welcome You: Thanks. And have a good day, man. Wasn't expecting that

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:49:43 2010 No.1355754 You: hi You: can you name an american author? Stranger: ron hubbard You: nice You: have you joined the collective? Your conversational partner has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:50:43 2010 No.1355756 >>1355742 i was thinking emily dickinson...

>>	John !rAOwMGYtnY Mon Dec 13 03:51:43 2010 No.1355758 File: 159 KB, 600x454, 1263855794137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1355742

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 03:55:43 2010 No.1355763 You: Sup Stranger: not much asl? You: Name an American Writer first Stranger: nichalos sparks? Stranger: haha like of a novel/

Ralph Wiggum !!RbKRCS+NEzU Mon Dec 13 04:02:43 2010 No.1355771
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Take 1:
Stranger: dirty mommy looking for a naughty little boy to toy with?
You: I... Wait, no, what? No, who is an American author?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Take 2:
You: Name one American author
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: Hello! :3
Stranger: bhen ke lode teri maa ki mari fudi
You: Who?
Stranger: kha goo
You have disconnected.

Take 3:
You: HOLY SHIT, QUICK, NAME ANY AMERICAN AUTHOR
Stranger: salinger
You: OKAY
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 04:04:43 2010 No.1355775

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: 20/M looking for a girl to cyber with.. Must be into tickling, whether doing it to me or being on the receiving end.. Interested? ;)
You: Name one American author.
Stranger: Mark Twain.
Stranger: Nathaniel Hawthorne.
You: Lovely, even the horny guy on the Internet knows one.
Stranger is typing...

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 04:04:43 2010 No.1355776

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Can you name an American author?
Stranger: J.K Rowling?
You: British
Stranger: R.L Stine
You: I LOVE GOOSEBUMPS
Stranger: me too
You have disconnected.

This person has only read Goosebumps and Harry Potter

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 04:09:43 2010 No.1355783

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: would you wank off a dog?
You: name an american author
Stranger: Salenger

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 04:11:43 2010 No.1355785 >>1355771 >Take 1 lulz .

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 04:30:43 2010 No.1355810

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hii im free libre chupoa
You: name an american author
Stranger: poke mo
You: good work
Stranger: hi

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 04:33:43 2010 No.1355819

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m india
You: name an american author
Stranger: m india
Stranger: 22
You: answer the question?
Stranger: u
Stranger: m/f
You: answer the question first
Stranger: yyyp
You: then i'll cyber till your fingers bleed
Stranger: tere baap ke nokar hu
You: just one
You: that's all i need
You: one
You: american
You: author
Stranger: land le le mera
You: ANYONE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Sound Mon Dec 13 04:48:43 2010 No.1355842 >>1355631 Amazing

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 04:56:43 2010 No.1355853

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl pls
You: Name an American author
Stranger: Allen, James Lane
Alcott, Louisa May
Apess, William
Austin, Mary

Bonnin, Gertrude Simmons (Zitkala-Sa)
Bradford, William
Bradstreet, Anne
Bryant, William Cullen
Burton, Maria Amparo Ruiz de
Stranger: these are American authors
Stranger: i m 50 yers old
You: I see you had a copy pasta on hand
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: again hi
Stranger: no
Stranger: i knew all authors
Stranger: i also met them
Stranger: can i give u more names
You: Sure
Stranger: Davis, Rebecca Harding
de Burton, Maria Amparo Ruiz
Deland, Margaret
de las Casas, Bartolome
Díaz Del Castillo, Bernal
Douglass, Frederick
Dickinson, Emily
Dreiser, Theodore
Dunbar, Paul Laurence
Dunbar-Nelson, Alice Moore

E

Eastman, Charles (Ohiyesa)
Eaton, Edith Maude (Sui-Sin Far)
Edwards, Jonathan
Emerson, Ralph Waldo
Equiano, Olaudah
Evans (Wilson), Augusta Jane
Stranger: these r some more authors
You: What was it like meeting Frederick Douglass?
Stranger: great
You have disconnected.

>wat

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 05:08:43 2010 No.1355872 You: QUICKLY NAME AN AMERICAN WRITER Stranger: Me Stranger: Lulx You: A famous one. Stranger: Mick Jagger :X Stranger: :P You: .... You have disconnected.

echostation !YtBZ8w9JzI Mon Dec 13 05:10:43 2010 No.1355875

You: Name a Canadian writer.
Stranger: dunno
You: Seriously?
You: Fuck.
You: ASL?
Stranger: wanna chat with an american guy?
You: Does it make a difference what country you're from?
Stranger: dunno
You: You guys are so patriotic. It's sick.
Stranger: ur asl pls
You: 19/F/Canada
Stranger: so u want some foreign cock
You: Seriously. It's like you get the stars and stripes tattooed on your chest during birth
You: That's not really foreign, is it? American?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: wats in ur chest
You: I mean. Not what I think about for foreigners.
You: Breasts. Breasts that you don't get to see, because you couldn't name a Canadian writer.
You: And you probably can't name an American writer either.
Stranger: wat if i name a write canadian
You: What is a 'write Canadian'?
Stranger: wat
You: If you correctly name the most prominent female writer in Canadian literary circles, you can add me to MSN and I will show you my tits. If that means so fucking much to you.
Stranger: can u give me hints
You: She has a vagina
You: It's old
You: Because she's old
Stranger: haha
You: And she wrote The Handmaid's Tale
Stranger: any of her masterpieces
You: Don't take so long Googling
Stranger: patricia cornbell
You: How the hell did you fuck that up?

>>	echostation !YtBZ8w9JzI Mon Dec 13 05:12:43 2010 No.1355880 You: Name a famous writer and you can add me to MSN. Stranger: Barrack obama You: ...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 05:44:43 2010 No.1355902 You: Quickly name an American author Stranger: wat Stranger: umm Stranger: Mark Twain? You: Well done Stranger: haha that's what google is for ;) I nearly cried.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 05:49:43 2010 No.1355906 You: name an American author Stranger: Steinbeck Does this count?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 05:49:43 2010 No.1355908 You: Can you tell me the name of an american author. Stranger: Rald Dahl. You: He was british Stranger: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK sigh...

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 05:51:43 2010 No.1355910

Stranger: Hey f here
You: Hello. Would you please name an American writer?
Stranger: Looking for a sexy male with thick cock
You: You almost found one.
Stranger: Stephennie mayer?
You: Oh, that's a good one) Some more?
Stranger: I'm sorry babe, I'm quite horny
You: Well, thanks

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 09:08:43 2010 No.1356077

Stranger: helllooooooooooooooooo i luv u 2 pieces
You: can YOU name an American writer?
You: can you?
You: can you name 3 poets? huh? can you?!
Stranger: henry lawson
You: -_-
You: he is Australian.
Stranger: naaa
Stranger: your too academic bye!!

NIGGA WHAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 09:48:43 2010 No.1356110 You: name an american author Starnger: Walt Whitman You: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm from? we live close to each other and are meeting up for coffee. she's pretty fine from her facebook pics

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 09:56:43 2010 No.1356116 >>1355910 Sinnce when is s.m. an author...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 09:59:43 2010 No.1356120 >>1356110 Do ho ho

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 13:43:43 2010 No.1356351 You: hi Stranger: 21/m/georgia You: name an american writer please You: 19/f/france Stranger: stephanie meyer -.-

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 13:59:43 2010 No.1356374 File: 17 KB, 167x201, bbut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw i too shy to even ask strangers in instant chat anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 14:20:43 2010 No.1356416 1st try: disconnected 2nd try: Nicholas Sparks 3rd try: Sidney Sheldon 4th try: "fuck you" 5th try: disconnected 6th try: "Boobs?" I'm sad, /lit/. Sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 14:25:43 2010 No.1356423 see, it's not too bad. Now, ask them to name an american composer instead, and I can assure you that won't get anything but shitty movie score composers or contemporary trash like Whitacre.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 14:28:43 2010 No.1356426
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello
You: Quick question:
Stranger: yes?
You: Can you name an American writer for me?
Stranger: ummm, like famous?
You: Yeah
Stranger: no, sorry.
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: canada
You: Good god.
You: Am I being trolled?
Stranger: no
Stranger: wait, what is trolling?
You: No matter
Stranger: okay
You: Have a Timbit for me, will you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lawl @ Canada

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 14:32:43 2010 No.1356432

>>1356423
Though I'd say American composer is a lot harder a question, since American authors are a part of general education in the world; you can expect Europeans, Asians and so on to know some as well. American composers, on the other hand, aren't part of curriculums and culture globally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 14:33:43 2010 No.1356434 Stranger: hi You: Can you name an american author? Stranger: whay You: Just for the sake of curiousity Stranger: okay Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 14:36:43 2010 No.1356439 I've gone through about 20 people now. One named Twain, others have been unable to name any (the majority) or named some cheap author (the minority). I'd love to bump into another e/lit/ist... ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 14:42:43 2010 No.1356447 You: Name an American writer. Stranger: :D Stranger: no thank you^^ Stranger: donno You: sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 14:47:43 2010 No.1356456 >You: Name an American writer. >Stranger: hi >Stranger: asl >Stranger: Chaten Bhagat >Stranger: do u know him >Your conversational partner has disconnected. ...wat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 14:47:43 2010 No.1356457 You: name an american writer Stranger: Poe Stranger: Is my favourite. this isnt to bad

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 14:48:43 2010 No.1356459

You: hi
Stranger: From?
You: name three philosophers and i'll link u 2 my private sex cam
Stranger: Haha really?
You: yup
Stranger: Sophacles Aristotle and Socrates
Stranger: Easy
You: nice

You: name three philosophers and i'll link u 2 my private sex cam
Stranger: plato
Stranger: socrates
Stranger: aristoteles

You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/f/us
You: name three american writers and i'll link u 2 my private sex cam
Stranger: ernest heminway, f. scott fitzgerald and truman capote

Seriously, they turn into fucking boffins when you add the sex cam bit. These guys hammer out the names like 2 seconds after I say that. It's amazing. Without the sex cam bit I just get "ummm.. i dnt knw any"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 14:59:43 2010 No.1356469 >>1356459 That's absolutely ingenious!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:04:43 2010 No.1356476 >>1355842 why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:09:43 2010 No.1356487 >>1356432 It's still easy: John Williams, Danny Elfman, Alexander Courage...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:10:43 2010 No.1356490 File: 26 KB, 436x433, 1291677550139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1355631 >lin

tyrannizingbrox Mon Dec 13 15:11:43 2010 No.1356491

Stranger: hiiiiiii
>You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
>You: f
Stranger: m
Stranger: age?
>You: 18
Stranger: 21
>You: where you from
Stranger: from?
>You: fr
Stranger: fr?
>You: france
>You: u?
Stranger: uk
>You: kl
>You: name three philosophers and i'll link u 2 my private sex cam
>You: :)
Stranger: abraham linkon
Stranger: paul hortson

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:13:43 2010 No.1356497 >>1356491 >Paul James Horton (born 20 September 1982 in Sydney, Australia) is a cricketer for Lancashire County Cricket Club in England and Matabeleland Tuskers in Zimbabwe.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:17:43 2010 No.1356506

Stranger: Hi, I'd really love for a girl with a nice ass to pin me down and rip nasty farts on me until I was sure to smell like her butt for the whole day. How are you?
You: name three philosophers and i'll link u 2 my private sex cam
Stranger: Plato, Descartes, and Nietzsche

tyrannizingbrox Mon Dec 13 15:19:43 2010 No.1356510
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Stranger: hi
>You: hiya
>You: are you a phony?
Stranger: phony?
............................
>You: a phony/phonie
Stranger: I don`t understand :)
Stranger: :D
...............................
Stranger: what is phonie? :D
>You: ok we'll see :)
Stranger: :)
.............................
..........................
........................
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:20:43 2010 No.1356512 >>1356487 see? movie composers, not a chance in hell that you'll hear names like Ives or Carter

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:21:43 2010 No.1356516 File: 30 KB, 292x302, whywouldyoudothat_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1356510

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:23:43 2010 No.1356524

You: Hey
Stranger: male here wanna chat?
You: No
Stranger: why?
You: I said I don't wanna chat
Stranger: u m/f?
You: Are you not getting the hint? I DON'T WANNA CHAT
Stranger: then disconnect
You: I was here first.
Stranger: just tell me u m/f?
You: Tell me 3 American authors, and I'll say ;)
Stranger: arthur miller
Stranger: david markson
Stranger: james salter
Stranger: is that ok?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:27:43 2010 No.1356531 File: 33 KB, 360x293, dogs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You: Name an american author Stranger: ▲ ▲ ▲ Stranger: erm Stranger: idk

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:27:43 2010 No.1356532 Stranger: m looking for roleplay You: name an american author Stranger: steinbeck You: kool You: rapes of wrath?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:28:43 2010 No.1356533 File: 36 KB, 900x204, Picture 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:34:43 2010 No.1356546

>>1356512
What's your point? With you naming Ives and Carter, you'd probably never name Steve Reich, John Cage or Duke Ellington (holy shit, another three). But it's really not a hard question; movie composers are still composers, and those three are well respected. If you want modernist composers, ask for it.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:35:43 2010 No.1356550

You: Name an American author.
Stranger: um
Stranger: idk
You: fucking read a book you retarded fuck piece of shit
Stranger: wait
You: you're worthless. you sack of dumb shit.
Stranger: grace king
Stranger: ha
You: not even a good one. how long did it take you to google that?
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:38:43 2010 No.1356552

You: Name an American author
Stranger: what ?
You: without googling
Stranger: uhmm idk the girl who made twilight
You: seriously
You: you cant even name her
You: fucking pick up a book once in awhile you dumb shit
Stranger: Lmaooo xD
You: you're a worthless sack of meat
Stranger: Okay . xD

>>	tyrannizingbrox Mon Dec 13 15:42:43 2010 No.1356563 File: 101 KB, 300x222, Untitled4-300x222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1356552

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:44:43 2010 No.1356572 You: name an American author Stranger: ?????/ Stranger: asl You: name an American author, please. Stranger: dono Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: name an American author, please. Stranger: thomas jaferson

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:44:43 2010 No.1356573

>>1356563
haha didn't even make the correlation when I was saying it. I was just talking shit. I haven't seen that movie in years.

You: Name an American author
Stranger: 0.0 no idea
You: why dont you pick up a book once in awhile you fucking retarded sack of dumb shit
Stranger: cause i have the interne ?
Stranger: internet*
Stranger: duh
Stranger: are you that stupid
You: enjoy your shitty empty life asshole
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:48:43 2010 No.1356581 >>1356524 >Stranger: david markson >Stranger: james salter holy fuck how has this guy heard of these people?!?!?

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:51:43 2010 No.1356587

You: Name an American author
Stranger: john hemmingway
You: great job
Stranger: do most people answer incorrectly?
You: I got someone who said "that chick from twilight"
You: *who wrote twilight
Stranger: ....
Stranger: her other book was so much better than the twilight series
You: lol

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:51:43 2010 No.1356589

Whatever about the future /lit/, the present /lit/ is a bunch of pricks. You all seem to get an ego-trip from thinking that you're more intelligent than those who don't read recreationally, and disconnect before anything is said that may shatter your illusions. Enjoy your circle-jerk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:52:43 2010 No.1356592 >>1356589 This is true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:53:43 2010 No.1356599 You: Quick, name an American author! Stranger: Hi Im 15 f UK Stranger: I dont know Stranger: Stephanie Meyer is it? You: Sadly, yes. Stranger: :/

>>	tyrannizingbrox Mon Dec 13 15:53:43 2010 No.1356600 File: 12 KB, 480x297, TyBrax6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1356589 >You all hmph.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:55:43 2010 No.1356608
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Stranger: male 17 looking to webchat with horny girls
You: Name an American author and then I'll wet your whistle ;)
Stranger: umm ben franklin wrote for the newspaper
Stranger: and i think wrote some books
Stranger: lol\

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 15:56:43 2010 No.1356611

If you like reading about pets, check out these links.

http://authspot.com/thoughts/what-to-do-once-youve-received-your-new-wc-tokay/
http://therealowner.com/reptiles-amphibians/common-mistakes-with-chameleons/
http://healthmad.com/home-health/common-tokay-ailments/

Enjoy.

Have a good one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 16:03:43 2010 No.1356628 >>1356611 Sorry I don't like reading about pets

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 16:15:43 2010 No.1356652

>>1356546
well, my point was that american litterature, when compared to american classical music, isn't that badly off. my reason for disregarding movie composers is that knowledge of their existence is more a testament to the health of the movie industry than to the health of art music in America.

Either way, I don't particularly care. As long as some people know them, enough to ensure that talented authors or composers can make a living of their craft, I couldn't care less if no one else does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 16:31:43 2010 No.1356680 You: Name an American author. Stranger: hiya Stranger: erm Stranger: steph meyers Stranger: damn Stranger: i hate her You: Well that's the plus side. Stranger: haha Stranger: Anthony horowitz Stranger: R L Stine Stranger: any celebrity

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 16:37:43 2010 No.1356698

Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl??
You: Can you name an Amercian author?
You: American*
You: If you can I'll show tits.
Stranger: nice :)
Stranger: let me think
Stranger: steven spielberg
Stranger: ;)
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Mon Dec 13 16:39:43 2010 No.1356701 File: 28 KB, 1061x172, jay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 16:51:43 2010 No.1356719

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: name an american author
Stranger: america sucks
You: are you dyslexic?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but im not american
Stranger: haahh
You: im not either -_-
Stranger: so??
Stranger: you like america???
You: can you name an american author?
You: fuck america
You: just do it you jackass
Stranger: i like jackass ,,its cool
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 17:06:43 2010 No.1356746 You: Name an American author Stranger: Ayn Rand... but shes also russian Stranger: I think it counts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 17:09:43 2010 No.1356753 ITT: dumbasses pretend they're better than other dumbasses

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 17:11:43 2010 No.1356757 >>1354984 I lold so hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 17:18:43 2010 No.1356767 I got 2 george bushes

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 17:21:43 2010 No.1356769

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: could you please name one american author?
Stranger: are u one o them?
You: no
You: can you name one?
Stranger: or are u planning on selling me a book?
Stranger: that an american author has written?
You: just the author
You: a name is fine
Stranger: how the fuck should i know
Stranger: /?
You: don't you read?
Stranger: go do ur surveys some place else
You: its a simple question
You: don't you read?
Stranger: every simple question doesn't have a simple answer... and you by the looks of it don;t seem competent enough
Stranger: to figure out my answer
Stranger: u sure do need help
Stranger: a lot of it at that
You: you can't name one...single....author
You: just name ANY author then
Stranger: well there isn't one decent author worth talking about
You: ....
Stranger: u sure are slow in the head :P

my god, /lit/....

>>	tyrannizingbrox Mon Dec 13 17:22:43 2010 No.1356773 >>1356769 raged a bit

>>	Dochaill the Ex-Burglar Mon Dec 13 17:27:43 2010 No.1356781 >>1356773 A bit? SO HARD.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 17:32:43 2010 No.1356787

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Please name one american author
Stranger: i'm from europe :D
You: You can't name an american author
Stranger: mark twain
You: good job

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 17:34:43 2010 No.1356793 File: 19 KB, 366x286, 1290547675298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw 90% of people i ask don't even read

tyrannizingbrox Mon Dec 13 17:38:43 2010 No.1356798

>reverse edition

Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: What's the name of your last girlfriend
You: em.....
Stranger: Which of your friends were you last out with
You: ....
You: i dont really go out places.....
Stranger: The Fuck?
Stranger: Name of your best friend?
Stranger: ?

You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 17:38:43 2010 No.1356799 First successful chat in about 20 tries Stranger: hi You: name one american author Stranger: whos the guy who wrote Stranger: for whome th ebell tolls You: hemmingway Stranger: yeah him Stranger: hes alright You: nice one, you win

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 17:46:43 2010 No.1356816 >>1356769 FUUUUU --- Stranger: Hey, how are you? You: Name an American author. Stranger: Well, I like Nippolean Hill Stranger: Bob Proctor Your conversational partner has disconnected. >Nippolean SO CLOSE DAMMIT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 17:55:43 2010 No.1356837 Stranger: Asl You: I'll tell you if you Name an American author. Stranger: Jack London Stranger: Wrote into the wild and a few other things You have disconnected. He was so close.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 17:55:43 2010 No.1356839

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: horny lesb girl lookin to trade pics with other lesb or bi girls 18+ only
You: Please name one american author
Stranger: i know u
You: That's good
Stranger: charles dickens right?
You: Yes, correct

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 18:03:43 2010 No.1356863 You: name one american author Stranger: Whitman Stranger: penis dikc You: wow, really nice Stranger: fart You: tits

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 18:03:43 2010 No.1356864
File: 87 KB, 469x428, xx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Stranger: cyber sex
You: Name an American author.
Stranger: y
You: Just curious
Stranger: ummm jk rowling
You: Oooh, good one.
Stranger: yea sooo cyber sex
You: Do you know what state she lives in?
You: Last question I swear
Stranger: ummm i dnt no sorry
You: Well that's weird
Stranger: wat
You: Well I mean, Harry goes to a school in DC
You: Which is where she lives
Stranger: ohh haha soo cyber sex
Stranger: cyber sex

The Person Drawing All the Ships !I3IeWP7QXA Mon Dec 13 18:31:43 2010 No.1356927

You: Hello. Could you please name me an American author?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hello. Could you please name me an American author?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: mark twain
You: All right. Thank you very much.
Stranger: ok , why though?
You: Just a survey
You: To see how people on Omegle respond
Stranger: haha i see
You: It's about 1/3 Hemingway, 1/3 Twain, 1/6 Stephanie Meyer, and 1/6 non-American authors.
Stranger: charles dickins as well
You: On occasion. All right, have a good one.
You have disconnected.
Nothing special.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 19:30:43 2010 No.1357143

Stranger: hey gay guy looking for gay or bi guy to chat w/
You: hello
You: can you name an american author?
Stranger: faulkner
Stranger: steinbeck
Stranger: huxley
Stranger: good nuff
You: yes thanks
You: unfortunately, i'm neither gay nor a guy
You: but thank you
Stranger: have u read brave new world?
You: yeah, in high school
Stranger: its amazing, dont u think
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:31:43 2010 No.1357558 You: Name an American author. You: Quick! Stranger: kurt vongegut You: Very good. You win.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:39:43 2010 No.1357581

You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: name an amercian author for me?
Stranger: present day?
You: any
Stranger: James Patterson
You: excellent
You: you pass
Stranger: haha..tested huh?
You: yes and all i asked for was an american author albeit james patterson is shit
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:40:43 2010 No.1357586 Stranger: hi You: Quick! Name an American author. You: No googling. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:41:43 2010 No.1357595 You: please name one american author! Stranger: idk i lieve in canada Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:43:43 2010 No.1357601 Stranger: hi You: Name an American author. You: Quick! Stranger: garry poulson You: I knew you could do it.

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 21:55:43 2010 No.1357632

You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: can you do me a favor?
Stranger: i'll try
You: name an american author
Stranger: cant u google it?
You: i know american authors
You: this is me asking if YOU know any
Stranger: theres this one book serise i read but i dont recall the auther
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 22:08:43 2010 No.1357678 You: hello Stranger: Hi Stranger: Asl You: can you do me a favor and name an american writer? Stranger: Idk enyone You: that's sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 22:20:43 2010 No.1357711 File: 48 KB, 402x604, 243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You: Quick, name a Canadian author! Stranger: DON ROSS

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 22:26:43 2010 No.1357741

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: can you name an american author?
Stranger: tht chick who wrote twighlight
You: it doesn't count if you don't know her name
Stranger: ok shakesphere
You: ok, good, thanks
Stranger: no prob
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 23:07:43 2010 No.1357864 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Hey, can you name any American authors? Stranger: nope sigh

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 23:08:43 2010 No.1357871 >>1357741 this should make me despair but i love it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 23:10:43 2010 No.1357876 File: 35 KB, 517x373, facepalm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stranger: Hey You: Name an American writer. Stranger: Margaret Atwood You: Thank you. >mfw she's Canadian

Anonymous Mon Dec 13 23:17:43 2010 No.1357893

You: Hi there.
Stranger: asl
You: Can you do me a favor and name me an american author
Stranger: GOT IT!
Stranger: wait
Stranger: ok
Stranger: umm
Stranger: steven hawking
Stranger: hawkin* even?
You: Stephen Hawking?
Stranger: he wrote the god delusion

You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 13 23:23:43 2010 No.1357904 Oh boy You: Hi there! Can you please name me an American author Stranger: hi Stranger: ummm Stranger: leonardo di caprio Stranger: ? You: Thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 14 00:02:49 2010 No.1358038 >>1356506 MUST BE JAMES JOYCE

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