/lit/ - Literature

>>13731194
just be white

read my diary desu

tldr: serve me spaghetti and a glass of cheap red wine. i'm all yours.

>>13731194
are you a qt boy with feminine features?

>>13731194

>>13731194
I'll be sitting at Le Cheile until closing

>>13731194
are you a biological female or a qt trap cuz im right here

>>13731215
I'm no faggot >.<

>>13731222
I'll be your bf. I'm in grad school for /lit/ though so pressed for time

Schools like uchicago have quite a few /lit/ users

>>13731194
what city? if its mine ill be ur /lit/ bf (I'm 6'5)

>>13731237
>he's 65

>>13731237
Orléans (I'm 5'9)

>>13731237
I'm a 6'5 /lit/ boy too but I live in the middle of nowhere

ur future bf will prob have hobbies u havent tried or enjoy. Instead try to show him what u like about literature and see if he finds it interesting. Or just go to a book club.

>>13731242
post vocaroo pls

>>13731242
im sorry but I live in a major American city on the east coast of the country, I've always dreamed of marrying a tall foreign girl though, maybe we can become penpals and then send each other nude pics and then I can fly over there, we can get married and then I can abandon my citizenship and be free of Jewmerica forever

>>13731194
post feet first

>>13731242
how come does that tall girl get no attention from guys
>>13731273
>I can abandon my citizenship and be free of Jewmerica forever
based, death to america
europeans share your sentiment brother

>>13731201
>cheap red wine
oh, you're so cool and down-to-earth! let me know where you live so i can come suck your cock!

>>13731307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtpgt0xWF2g

>>13731194
You have to tie them down or drug then rape them.
Low self-esteem has made it so that they fall in love if you smile at them in the grocery store, but they wouldn't make a move on a woman that was fondling their cock.

>>13731317

>>13731194
Im a lit major from the best university in my country. I have a bf tho

>>13731317
this guy nailed it, as a /lit/erate guy id never approach a woman, but if that happened id be fine with it

>>13731311
is that boris

>>13731317
low self-esteem has nothing to do with it. when a beautiful stranger smiles at you, she could be anything. she could be a pure, innocent, heavenly angel - all your lofty, yet hypocritical, ideals embodied into a person. if some slut is trying to grab your dick, there's no idealist's mystery , you know she's a slut, you know she is trash, so why would you want her? maybe you'll let her suck you off, but you won't even fuck her because it would take too much effort, and while you're sitting there with her lips wrapped around your cock, you're left wondering how you even got into this situation, and why you aren't just fapping in the comfort of your own solitude. eventually, you cum and she swallows it and you feel a deep disgust. nothing disgusted you about this abomination up to this point - if anything, it bored you - but your seed going down this whore's throat and into her stomach fills you with a visceral repulsion but you're glad, at least, that you were too lazy to fuck her.

on a related note, the girl at the gas station smiled at me today. not one of those service industry smiles, but a real one. the one where she looks at you and pauses for a split second then drops her head down and to the side ever so slightly, like she thinks it will hide her sudden feelings, but its too late and the corners of her lips have already curled up into that beautiful smile even if she doesn't realize it. she asked me if i wanted my receipt and i said no because i don't want my hormones getting disrupted. i think i might wait a week, go back, and when she asks me if i want the receipt, i'll say "only if it has your number on it." i probably won't though, because that would ruin the mystery.

>>13731464
anon...
Delete this post.

>>13731194
Work at a bar (not a club, and not an Applebee's either, a local bar). Look for a guy who comes in with a book, only orders booze, and seems introverted. There he is

>>13731464
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna%E2%80%93whore_complex

>>13731502
How can you tell if they are introverted?

>>13731524
They won't speak to you

>>13731194
H O U S T O N
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>>13731658
More like
D E S M O I N E S

>>13731194
Settle

>>13731464
I've felt this way for 3 years now. Thanks anon, for showing me I am not alone.

>>13731522
Complex? More like realizing a harsh reality

>>13731522
Its surprising how common this is.
It sounds like something that is made up for a movie, but you see this all over in certain circles.

Go where any /lit/ people go, do not overthink this.

>>13731210
underrated

>>13731194
>Be me
>Really good looking
>an easy 8 out of 10
>on good days a 9
>strong jaw (possibly wider than my head, it's at least the same size but my actual jaw bone sticks out)
>prominent chin
>square/rectangle head
>Greek nose (but with somewhat of a bump and point downwards)
>light blue eyes (ideal shape as well)
>golden hair
>6ft 3 - 6ft 5
>muscly but not chiselled
>charismatic (socially very intelligent, great at flirting and talking to people, was always that kid that understood things when friends were still learning social innuendo's)
>women cant keep themselves off me
>always approaching me
>always looking at me
>I say a few words and they're giggling like school girls (sometimes they are)
>was called Bear and Elvis in high school by girls
>still am occasionally
>would find the hot girls rubbing my chest out the front of class randomly out of no where
>penis size is 7.3
>did I mention I was charismatic?
>Entp (if you follow anything other than Jung's original typology you'r a faggot)
>at very least an iq in the 130's
>extremely intelligent in a general and specified sense
>currently reading Hegel's Elements of the Philosophy of Right
>am right on literally everything
>never met a man that was more intelligent than myself (same for attractiveness)
>never met a man that could beat me in a debate
>am the Ubermensch
>for the truly great man knows that to reject collective identity is to be inferior to it, and to allow its hold to strengthen over you
>rather than choose egoism as a rejection of the identity so not to be subsumed among it
>am the masculine ideal of the Aryan
>pic related

Sup babe, shame I'm out of your league.

>>13731194
B R A Z I L
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>>13731317
Literally me

>>13731952
lol, nice pimple head.

>>13731952
>needs whole 2 inch margin of error measuring his height
>meanwhile penis length is measured down to a tenth an inch
>using inches in the first place (hopefully, in the second case)
Not convincing enough anon.

>>13731968
My face looks nothing like the sculptures face.

>>13731969
Have a bad memory, but not for penises, ahh penises, too many women have complemented its refined form, length and figure. Height on the other hand is implicitly attractive.

>>13731977
i thought you were joking that you were the statue.

>>13731983
I was, the joke being he is the ideal and is called the Winner.

>>13731194
What are these redditier posts? Fuck off or post your cunny. Go rape your brother or a cat if you are too ugly.