/lit/ - Literature

Vulgate

>>13778149
I highly recommend pic related because you can see it's bullshit getting destroyed in real time and realize after the first couple books how fucking retarded it is.

you can skip ahead to the NT if you want to see how easily dismantled that is as well.

>>13778809
>t. sad Atheist
Just read King James' version, OP. It's basically considered to be the "original".

>>13778149
If Catholic, consult your country's episcopal conference for a list of available versions. If you want the canonical English Bible, then go with KJV.
I'm currently reading a relatively new ecumenical version in my native language and it's okay as well, which makes me think it doesn't really matter which one you read as long as you read it (naturally excluding all fringe bibles and translations).

>>13778149
frerrar fenton

>>13778149
KJV because you're not a pussy

They're all pretty much the same save for some wording differences. King James Bible is a good bet usually, it isn't extremely outdated in its wording, a little bit but you can skim through and see which fits you

>>13778943
patently false
op, disregard

>>13778809
>half of the commentary is where the editor tries to witty
don't read the SAB, OP. Read the ESV or KJV.

>>13778883
>>13778945
Fucking namefags.

>>13778949
im not even tripfagging though

Actually, OP, Don't read any. You'll be a christchud.

>>13778952
i rebuke you in the name of the father, the son, and holy sipirit

>>13778952
>chud
/lit/ is a chapocel free board

NAB

>>13778960
OP. I am being impersonated. Read the atheists Bible.

>>13778961
based

>>13778970
go away demon

>>13778961
based young Stephen Merchant

Read the King James Bible.

>>13778149
Go to a used book store, and buy the hardcover copy that feels the most sacred to you

Read Lolita.

>>13778809
Are you really so retarded that you think the SAB refutes the Bible?

Learn Koine and read NT in the original based Greek. Septuagint for OT. Don't bother with Hebrew or Latin

>>13779271
are you suggesting it doesn't?

NKJV RSV OR NIV

>>13779424
>How many gods are there

wtf this author doesn't udnerstand basic english lol

>>13779424
Terrible, conceited and delusional

For the love of God, whoever wrote this needs a holy kick up the arse

>>13778809
It’s sad to see people still clinging onto to the whole enlightenment era tearing down the bible shit. We get it, you’ve been at this for 200 years. Maybe actually create something instead of seething about the same 2000 year old book for literal centuries at this point

>>13779424
Didn’t Augustine basically already do this? And he’s a saint. I don’t think this stuff is as biting to christians as you think. Medieval people knew the whole multiple days thing made no sense, but they weren’t pseuds so they didn’t give a shit

I like King James Revised because it's very pompous sounding.

They're all basically the same as long as you aren't an actual christcuck who cares about the quibbling translations of a few works that change nothing but small bits of mythos. the bible as a literature compilation is the same no matter the translation.

in other words, pick the one that is easiest and most pleasing for you to read. maybe that will be the NIV versions since its very plain-english-modern.

Orthodox Study Bible