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13872241 No.13872241 [Reply] [Original]

what does he read?

>> No.13872249

>>13872241
Camus

>> No.13872256

>>13872241
He proofreads his own Evangelion fanfics.

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>>13872256
stop

>> No.13872276

>>13872265
Are you implying that you write some, too?

may I read them?

>> No.13872296

Everything.

>> No.13872297

>>13872241

omg this gloomer character is literally me

>> No.13872300

>>13872297
this but literally

>> No.13872321

>>13872297
>>13872300
he is also me, except no job

>> No.13872343
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13872343

>tfw no anhedonic twink who i meet with once a week so we can sit three feet apart from eachother and silently drink instant coffee
Why live?

>> No.13872345

>>13872297
That can't be right, he's literally me as well.

>> No.13872350

he cute

>> No.13872358

>>13872241
Don't know, but he looks like a huge fag. Why does he wear eyeshadow and eyeliner?

>> No.13872368

>>13872241
so it's a tranny on some dissociating antidepressant?

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>>13872297
>>13872300
>>13872321
>>13872345
/lit/ must be a very cute board, then.

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>>13872241
What's behind the rise in e boys?

>> No.13872384

Finnegans Wake
Critique of pure reason

>> No.13872405

>>13872383
I don't know what any of these words mean. I feel lost.

>> No.13872422

>>13872241
advanced buddhism

>> No.13872469

>>13872241
This the only "-oomer" meme that describes me pretty much to a t. Even the clothing is accurate.

I'm not sue what to feel about this.

>> No.13872475

>>13872383
I sometimes think cosmetic surgeons purposefully fail to aesthetically effect a septoplasty. It's clear it was operated on at one time but the final product is bad. It reminds me of David Carradine when he broke that kids nose in that very old film otherwise he would have become arrogant and vain in his rule. Since surgeons like to play god it seems logical. I myself have been considering the procedure but am hesitant, not for this reason but fear of residual complications which are not perceptible to those with average or even above average baseline intelligence. What if low grade inflammation ensues. If I ask these questions to a prospective surgeon, they would be upset. I discuss this with colleagues, they defer to the literature which is merely the collection of brainlets complaining or failing to. There must be consequences to this procedure and if so, the extra oxygen per breath isn't worth it. I have an oxygen machine and that does the trick for at home use but still. It would be nice to achieve the same effect with more voluminous breaths.

>> No.13872476

Literally me except I’m not a leftist and I’m very misogynist

>> No.13872479

>>13872405
It's like a male arthoe kinda, depressed gay-baiting twinks that post online

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>>13872479
Now I'm even more confused.

>> No.13872504

woooooahhh im sooooo UNIQUE!
I love circlejerking over these vain pictures that tell me how artsy and unique i am, me and the 10000000th other socially maladjusted faggots agreeing with me

>> No.13872526

>>13872504
hmmmm okay boring

>> No.13872532

>>13872241
Idk, but seems like prime bf materiel desu :3

>> No.13872552

>>13872526
you don't get it, im racist and i want ubi....i play video games despite not really having fun playing them... :(
have you heard of the mountain goats? im really into them...and listening to adolf hitler speeches in rabbit rooms with my discord tranny friends (theyre yang gang and racists too)
its just like, why am i so different? i cant even get a gf, i dont try, i dont do anything except think about myself, but yet im depressed....maybe if i find the right prefix to "oomer" ill figure it out some day

>> No.13872562

>>13872552
literary me

>> No.13872565

>>13872552
hmmm okay booooring

>> No.13872582

>>13872241
world lit, no americans, no living authors.

>> No.13872685

>>13872552
What's wrong with being aware(racist)?

>> No.13872775

OK but none of you people claiming to be irl gloomers are actually cute emo guys wearing a black turtleneck and mascara, if you are please post pics for proof

>> No.13872786 [DELETED] 

>>13872479
Yes I think I could do this, I have found my true calling

>> No.13872793

>>13872241
this guy suffers from schizoid personality disorder

>> No.13872798

>>13872241
This is the first one of these memes that accurately describes me, only I'm older (sigh).

>> No.13872800

>>13872793
prove it

>> No.13872832
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>>13872345
...you wear makeup regularly?

>> No.13872879

>>13872685
The fact that deep down all these vain losers have no real beliefs or convictions
Everything’s aesthetic, nothing means anything, people that create and genuinely relate to these photos are closer to a shadow than a living, breathing person.

>> No.13872931

>>13872241
He has such pretty eyelashes

>> No.13872936

Do 22 year old gloomers have nice feet?

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>>13872936
You tell me

>> No.13872972

>>13872968
why is your foot so red and soft looking and thin lmao

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>>13872241

>> No.13872992

>>13872968
Post your soles. Also your nails are kinda shiny - are they pedicured?

>> No.13872998
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>>13872936
No

>> No.13873018

>>13872992
Two clear coats, I like to feel femme occasionally. My soles are really gross today (construction work) so I'll spare you

>> No.13873037

>>13872475
What exactly would be a bad effect if the procedure is done correctly? I've been thinking of getting it because I've had a really bad deviated septum since birth and the breathing is getting annoying. If I didn't have the crooked tipped nose from it I would also become a slayer, it's the only thing keeping me from being a literal 9/10

>> No.13873045

>>13872241
Houellebecq

>> No.13873064 [DELETED] 
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20 yr old gloomer physique

>> No.13873072

>>13873064
i recognize u :) cutie boi, you have a youtube, no?

>> No.13873079

>>13873064
>exercises regularly
getting abs from starving yourself doesn't count

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>>13873064
>>13872998
>>13872968
>I share a board with grownass whitebois with no body hair
Oh brother...

>> No.13873099

>>13873089
>he has hairy feet
That’s gross dude

>> No.13873104

>>13873089
post your chin and jawline with a timestamp so i know this is black chad talking and not some nochin larper

>> No.13873112

>>13873099
You are basically a female. Just transition and save yourself from a life of sexual disappointment

>> No.13873132

it's missing >faggot

>> No.13873135

>>13873072
not really, i have a youtube account on which I watch videos, but I don't upload anything
>>13873079
I'm not that twinky anymore. the photo is from february and I'm like 12 pounds of muscle heavier. I eat 4000+ calories a day in any case.
>>13873089
We can't all be apemode.

>> No.13873138 [DELETED] 

>>13872241
Fernando Pessoa
Emily Dickinson
Samuel Beckett
William Butler Yeats
Thomas Bernhard
W.G. Sebald
Emil Cioran
Michel de Montaigne
Blase Pascal
Thomas Browne
Walter Benjamin
Marcel Proust
Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Robert Musil
Hernann Broch
Robert Walser
Henry James
Cesare Pavese
William Gass
John Donne
Rainer Maria Rilke
Claude Simon
John Dos Passos
Yasunari Kawabata

t. gloomer

>> No.13873145

>>13872241
>tfw this is me
pessoa, kawabata, gogol, and dostoevsky, senpai.

>> No.13873151

>>13872241
Fernando Pessoa
Emily Dickinson
Samuel Beckett
William Butler Yeats
Thomas Bernhard
W.G. Sebald
Emil Cioran
Michel de Montaigne
Blase Pascal
Thomas Browne
Walter Benjamin
Marcel Proust
Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Robert Musil
Hermann Broch
Robert Walser
Henry James
Cesare Pavese
William Gass
John Donne
Rainer Maria Rilke
Claude Simon
John Dos Passos
Yasunari Kawabata

t. gloomer

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13873183

Stop fucking posting these meaningless SO RELATABLE faggot memes, it's like astrology for people who self-diagnose themselves because they think it's cool

>> No.13873283

>>13872241
He's literally me except I'm more muscular and less twinky

>> No.13873303

>>13873135
you have great physique, very aesthetic

>> No.13873316

>>13873183
OP's pic related is /lit/ incarnate tho

>> No.13873325

>>13872297
Fag

>> No.13873355

>>13872241
when we complete 12 of these characters we can assign each one to a starsign.

>> No.13873361

>>13873183
How will 4chan kiddies ever recover?

>> No.13873365

>>13873183
Ngl I’m TOTALLY a voomer. Except I’ve never been to a party. And I’m not between 20-30. And I’m on a phone right now. But everything else is sort of true, I guess.

>> No.13873404

FUCK ALL THESE DUMBASS FUCKING MADE UO WORDS BOOMER COOMER ZOOMER LOOK A BOOMER FUCK YOU CUNT FUCK POCK UP A DICTIONARY AND LEARN SOME NEW WORDS HOW ABOUT THIS I GOT A FUCKING WORD FOR YOU LOOSER YOU FUCKING RETARD

>> No.13873423

>>13873404
rude

>> No.13873440

>>13873404
Peepeepoopoomer.

>> No.13873446

>>13873183
I'm poasting this on /mu/ next time I get a chance, they're the worst with this shit because they're all literal high-schoolers

>> No.13873448

>>13873440
Kek

>> No.13873461

>>13873404
>pock up a dictionary
>looser
How about a thesaurus?

>> No.13873473

>>13873183
people aren't allowed to adopt collective identities except for a meager handful of pre-vetted ones
you can, however, have a pejorative collective identity forced on you, and that's valid

thanks i hate it

>> No.13873490

>>13872241
sebald

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>>13873473
>thanks i hate it

>> No.13873508

>>13872241
>leftist or fascist, probably both
this one got me. I'm slowly realizing that politics is pro wrestling for mid wits though. otherwise not a gloomer

>> No.13873523

>>13873151
>Browne
>Benjamin
>Pavese
Wtf let’s be friends

>> No.13873528

>>13873506
that's tumblr, you brainlet

>> No.13873537

>>13873528
Does tumblr still exist after they axed all the "porn for gay 13 year olds" circles?

>> No.13873564

>>13873537
no, you are tghe one who is gay

>> No.13873801

>>13872241
uh oh this is dangerously close to me
> 24
> schizoid
> vegetarian
> don't drink or smoke
> fascist/sometimes leftist
> lift weights
> software engineer but I don't care about my work
> used to want to be an author but not anymore

Some of my favorite authors are Chekhov, Kafka, Mishima, Musil, Thomas Mann, unironically DFW who amazingly hasn't been mentioned in this thread yet

For poetry, Rilke, Goethe, A.E. Housman, Matthew Arnold, and William Blake as my guilty pleasure

>> No.13873822

>>13873183
kek saved

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>>13872793
First thought as well. Mainly b/c I can relate.

>> No.13873833

>>13873183
is there something wrong with astrology?

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>>13872968
lmao we have the same edition of Werther

>> No.13873853

>>13872383
what kind of fucking loser only ever posts pictures of their gorgeous face in stories rather than posts
this guy is no where near ugly enough to be self conscious about posting pictures of his face in posts

>> No.13873867

>>13873801
Wow, great taste anon. How come you work as a software engineer? And why Blake as a “guilty pleasure”?

>> No.13873873

>>13873846
O

>> No.13873882

>>13873833
It's not astreurgy :(
Why align your fate with the stars when you can MOLD THE STARS.
Unfortunately nobody can do that.

>> No.13873886

>>13873846
this is literally me on heroin

>> No.13873910

>>13873801
stfu pretentious faggot

>> No.13873922

>>13872256
I’m definitely not the guy in the pic since I bodybuild, grow a full beard in days, box and do manual labor but your post combined with the nearly all of the descriptions in the picture apply perfectly to me and it unnerves me

>> No.13873932

>>13873867
> How come you work as a software engineer
Mostly because it gives me financial security. Also so I can contribute to society rather than just leech off of it.

> Why Blake as a "guility pleasure"
his early poems are often pretty libertine

>> No.13873942

>>13872475
>David Carradine when he broke that kids nose in that very old film otherwise he would have become arrogant and vain in his rule.
what film was this? I feel like I saw it when I was a kid.

>> No.13874088

>>13872256
wtf how did you know

>> No.13874140

>>13873910
I think you'd be wrong to assume it's purely out of pretense that I read what I read, or live like I do.

I think if anything it's because I lack creativity, and I'm too obedient to those who I perceive to be authorities in a given area. I think mostly I want to understand the opinions of those who I trust to be smarter than I am, and I don't have the confidence in myself to create my own opinions. It's also a form of compensation for my lack of charisma, and the pathetic image I project in my day-to-day life.

But what really is a faggot? Is a base desire or two enough to condemn someone to that label permanently? Or is action really what counts? Maybe I'm not fairly playing the game, because even to hint at one's inner life is too much, but if you suppose that someone did completely hide anything internal, if they somehow managed to train themselves to behave just the way they're supposed to, nobody would even think to make such accusations. And stuck in the details of their frivolous routine, the individual in question would lose any tangible basis on which they could themself.

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Can other posters even compete?

>> No.13874153

>>13873853
Hes a cute little fag, ain't he?

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>>13872383
Women and fujoshi + gay influence.

I didn't knew /lit/ was this gay though. No wonder there's so much seething in every Christian thread without counting Butterfly.
I prefer the Indian philosophy threads though.

>> No.13874350

tfw no cute maths bf :(

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>>13872241
Oh shit this ones actually me.

Really enjoying Yukio Mishima’s Spring Snow at the moment. The mc of it would be a gloomer too.

>> No.13874379

>>13872241
Fuck please stop

>> No.13874402

>>13873183
based

>> No.13874411

Why don't all the people endlessly posting '>tfw no /lit/ bf' just arrange and date eachother?

>> No.13874421

>>13872475
Good poem anon

>> No.13874442

>>13874411
Long distance.

>> No.13874582

>>13873846
Oof

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>> No.13874631

>>13872241
>not a misogynist
Hot Wife erotica, clearly.

>> No.13874668

>>13872968
>reading translations
Schrecklich uezs

>> No.13875241

>>13872968

Did you blanch your foot in hot water before taking this pic?

>> No.13875264

>>13872241
women don’t read

>> No.13875283

>>13872879
>closer to a shadow than a living, breathing person
but you're not like that are you? haha no way
you're the real deal aren't ya bud

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