/lit/ - Literature

Fat, ugly, ruddy, tall

>>13905192
Manly, handsome, clean, relaxed, primitive, and familiar.

>>13905201
next time you larp as a girl dont use a pic thats easily reverse searchable

Found the boomer

>>13905222
you solved the case columbo, my epic 8-stage plan to dupe /lit/ into thinking i was a youtube girl is a bust before it even got off the ground. pack it all up boys, the plan is caput. this enterprising young man has nixed our caper before it even began.

this won't be the last you see of me, detective... but next time, we will meet on my terms

>>13905192
beginning to bald, young, enough black not to crack (not enough to get reparations) but secretly old, arms strange, held feminine and far from torso cursed with paunch from fat lost, face, round, suppliant, downcast, sensitive eyes, mouth huge, told once was clearly black, having such a huge mouth, neck stretched and covered with wire hair becoming sparse, glasses, feet pointed out like a duck's, run comical to all who see, known as graceful by sardonic "friends", claimed to be a seven of ten by objective female subject, though clearly a four of ten. clothes either too tight or too lose, gait irregular. sandals year round, birkenstocks, nicknamed "Shoes" by same sardonic social circle.

Dark brown eyes, average button nosed. Thick black hair and pale as a ghost.

Was I supposed to use “my best prose”?

fat, giant pig nose, chinlet, dark eyes (different tones), my left eye's sclera is sort of grey/purple, shit black hair, manlet, big forehead, small ribcage and small shoulders.

>>13905192
>average size
>brown, uncombed and slightly curled hair
>almost overweight
>a face like Teddy Roosevelt
>usually dressed in plain black polo shirts and black jeans with a red or blue hoodie
>black and white vans
If you see someone who fits that description irl, be sure to ask them about interpassivity, Lacan or capitalist realism.
I'll hug you if it's me

>>13905192
>dark short hair
>cleft chin
>big nose, a bit broken due to an accident
>arab-like skin
>eyebags
>skinny
>perfect teeth
>average height
>usually look like i'm pissed off

I look like a sick man.... like a spiteful man. I look like an unattractive man, like my liver is diseased.

>>13905253
>Was I supposed to use “my best prose”?
well, you certainly seem to have done so

>>13905330
why so much hate for someone so dull?

>tall forehead
>deep set hooded green eyes and dark circles underneath them
>weathered skin with tons of small scars which somewhat resembles the peel of orange
>upturned nose with slight bump
>crooked teeth and lips to the bigger side
>receded chin

>>13905249
I feel dead inside

>>13905337
the fixture above his head looks a bit like a pink chihuahua.
>>13905340
why?

>>13905253
Thas is pretty mucho how I look

>>13905192
i look underage, to an extent that i can safely lie about being 15 and still believably say i'm 13. somewhat short and average in shape, probably 'bit smaller than many white guys.
my face is androgynous to a good extent, it may seem like i'm looking at everyone with superiority when in fact it's my shit vision making me aimlessly scan the blurry horizon. never wore glasses as this mist and blur give the faraway objects a hint of mystery

I look like with my eyeballs, man.

Best way to describe me? >>13905201 couldn't even dream getting with me.

>>13905192
Curly red hair with a slightly receding hairline. High cheekbones framing sunken green and gold eyes. Full eyebrows that appear plucked and groomed. A long nose that has a slight bird like hook. Non protruding chin hidden by a full red beard, thin pale rose lips buried as a consequence. Crooked teeth.

Slight development of musculature and a pale skin that if only a little lighter would give the impression of sickness. Whole body covered in thick blonde hair. Legs slightly askew, not quite bowed. Large buttocks accentuating an odd curve of the spine.

>milky pale skin
>short black curly hair
>high cheekbones
>square jawed
>thin brown eyes
>freckles on the bridge of my nose
>lower lip slightly bigger than upper lip
>dimples
>clean shaven
>small nose, slightly crooked to the right
>six foot, lean with broad shoulders
>dresses like a preppy uni kid/fuckboy cause that's what i am

>>13905192
Male 19
5.7 mexican weighing 130 pounds.
My hair is black and feels long, I have scars on my cheeks from teenage acne, half of my right brow is burnt off, I have a double chin, baby faced. When I wake up I'm a 4/10 but in the afternoon around 5 PM I'm a 6/10

Hideously over masculinized ogre who can't look in a mirror. My mom says I'm handsome though, wish I was pretty intstead

I've been told I look a lot like this guy. idk how to describe him other than ''sperg''

6'3", 200lbs, mouse brown hair, brown eyes, circles under eyes, lightly pockmarked cheeks, neutral nose, thin lips, tall forehead

>>13905377
> mfw >>13905355 is me and i wish i was a tad more masculine
the neighbour's grass is always greener.
well, at least i dress like a 30-40's teenage thug to look like a weird poorfag instead of just fag

>>13905389
this is unironically me

>>13905192

>>13905405
are you left-handed?

>>13905405
everyone on lit should post like this

>>13905409
i agree, yet i wish he wasn't as harsh on himself

I'm 5'3 (the worst thing is that I'm not talking about heigth), a dry skin of a certain muddy olive tone, product of massive miscegenation between negroids, mongoloids, anglos and G-d knows what. My hair, thinning, is effectively contained in a practical and aesthetic ponytail. I have extreme phimosis, to the point I think the smegma is slowly becoming a mineral after years of onanism, and one testicle, black as coal. My face looks like one of those fetal alcohol syndrom you see in Greta Thunberg threads, with squinty eyes. These last months brown marks, like the ones old people have, have appeared in my forehead, I hope they're just freckles

>>13905414

I look like man's eternal struggle with the human condition.

tell me, is it morally wrong to feel better after reading this thread because i look like a somewhat cute teen boy?
i don't wish i looked older anymore. being perceived as your actual age must be a nuisance.

>>13905405
false poster, you've stolen this.
>>13905249 (same guy)
>>13905407
yeah, i'm left handed
>>13905409
thanks, but it'd get boring if everyone posted like me
>>13905414
why do you think i'm harsh on myself? trust me, i deserve it.

to prove my claims, i shall post another image of my journal.

I look like an older, less elegant, manlier Rimbaud with rougher features from smoking heavily and insomnia. Looked even more like him as a boy.

I'm really cute

>>13905192
Javier Bardem meets Antonio Banderas in Ancient Greece and travel with Alexander the Great to Northern India

>>13905330
That was my best poetry

>>13905346
“Björkish” is how my sister still describes me to people

Ugly, shitty skin (even with care), manlet, big forehead with two lumps on it (i have no idea what those are, kind of like horns), the most boring set of brown eyes and shitty dark brown hair with an aweful hairline

>>13905527
>forehead with two lumps on it (i have no idea what those are, kind of like horns
w-what?

>>13905552
hellboy

which hair color is superior for a man? mine are mild brown with a couple of fairer locks, always wished i was blond (would be cool because i have light blue eyes, especially considering im a jew) but for some reason i see people shitting on blond males

>>13905552
might be underskin pimples or simply bone structure. some people have weird bumpy skulls, though usually on the back of their head

>>13905560
it's mostly butthurt. Your hair color doesn't matter that much though

>>13905560
black/brown good
blonde/ginger bad

>>13905527
the cuckold's horns.

Tall, skinny but not too skinny, really black hair, brown eyes, aesthetic pleasing face (imo btw). I'm overall very handsome. My mom was qt and my dad had his charm too. I'm glad they decided to fuck without a condom in a certain moment of their life. It was probably a very good session, because mama gave birth to a cutie!

>>13905560
>which hair color is superior for a man?

>>13905570
i know it's all about thickness, hairline and hairstyle, just wanted to know the general opinion.
> mfw bleached my hair once, suited the face more than natural color but felt too guilty to do it again

>>13905253
you forgot: "mutilated dick"

I am the most handsome man here lil girls often bit their lips when I teach em

>>13905636
nah

>>13905590
A lot of people fetishize blonds, as a guy it's better to have a pretty masculine face though to offset the femininity/youthfulness of the lighter colour

>>13905552
>>13905559
>>13905568
When i said that they are like horns i meant their position. They're definitely bone and just look like lumps and i'am self conscious about them because kids used to make fun of them. What wrong did i do to deserve this body.

>>13905756
post a picture of your forehead

>>13905768
No

>>13905772
anon just do it, your forehead only. you can say you have horns and not post them.

>>13905756
are they really that big? maybe you can get a haircut that covers the forehead. mine is a bit too wide so i just move more hair to the front, problem immidiately fixed

>>13905782
>>13905783
They just look like lumps, like you hit your head or something. I have a shitty hairline so bangs are kind of out of the question.

Tall and skinny. Almost skeletal like, with a long face.

Baby face, beard, vinyl glasses, pale, large forehead with preliminary signs of receding hairline, small nose, unremarkable mouth, blue eyes

>>13905508
thank you for the (You). I love you.
What do you think of Froggo?

>>13905192
Jsut yesterday an old lady told me I look like that Hogwarts chick in her new Jane Austen movie, even printing me out that pic, knowing that I don't have a talmud vision at home.

Dunno, but I do like my braids and straw hats.

>>13906005
Eh, Alcott. My mistake. Whatever, haven't read such book for decades.

>>13906005
Do you have smug, wry smile? Emma Watson is pretty so that’s a good comparison

>>13906005
> about a year ago, at market with mum
> an old lady mistook me for a girl, then proceeded to tell my mum how angelic and cute my face is
> mfw i was 18

>>13906043
Fucking owned

>>13906031
Husband tells me I have a "shit eating grin".

From the cover letter of my resume,
>My appearance is clean cut and athletic, and I practice boxing and yoga in order to stay in shape. During my training in paramedicine and also working with the volunteer fire department I was required to maintain rigorous standards of dress and grooming, and, although lately I’ve let my beard grow out, I have not lost the habit of keeping a professional appearance and presentation. Although I am a generally outgoing person, in work I believe it is best to be seen and not heard, and to keep oneself constantly occupied with the tasks at hand.
So far I've yet to find employment.

>>13906005
>talmud vision=tv
>Decades
How old are you? I thought all the women left.

>>13906047
> at church, joining the youth group
> tell them i'm 18
> "hehe, anon, i though you're waay younger!"

>>13906064
Those books are aimed at 10-12 year olds. This board skews a little older so people aged 30+ are fairly common

>>13906064
I'm a 30yo slav chick, been here since coontown has been sunsetted. Most women just follow the mainstream, be it left or right. Thankfully I got a shitton of T in the womb (most manly didgit ratio on /fit/ lol), so my brain, unlike my normal physical apperance is pretty masculine and autistic.

>>13906087
Last surveys showed the average age was 16 to 25. I know what Alcott’s demographic is

>>13905192
>long-wide face
>small, beady deep-set eyes
>Sanpaku
>chad neanderthal short-wide forehead
>big brow ridge
>thin, long nose, slightly hooked and broken
>small round mouth
>wide cheeksbones
>long chin but not jutting
>long mid-face
>average jaw
>tiny ears
>diamond head-shape

>>13906126
I apologize for any offense. Also, if 16 is the low end of average are we posting with 12 year olds?

>>13906117
Well, I’m endlessly curious, but I know this isn’t /soc/, so I leave it to you to describe any more.
Hope all is well with you and the hubby

>>13906066
Can you grow facial hair? When I shave and have longer hair people think I’m 10 years younger

>>13906149
neanderthal?

Light brown wavy hair, hazel eyes.
Clean shave, thick eyebrows, greek nose
King of manlets 1.80m, athletic, broad shoulders.
Pale.

>>13905508
So images posted here really are of you?

>>13906173
i do grow facial hair, darker on the chin and upper lip and fair on the cheeks. i shave it though, every couple of days so i don't look like a 14 year old wornout doomer. none of my male relatives on either side wore facial hair, but at least my dad's hairline isn't even receding at 60+

>>13906192
Yeah.

>>13906176
meaning sloped, short forehead.

>>13906200
I see this face and feel compelled to tell her lies about how televisions work

>>13906274
Hehe

My head looks an egg upon a plate,
My nose is not too bad, but isn’t straight;
I have no proper eyebrows, and my eyes
Are far too close together to look nice.

>>13905377
This is me
>5'9" 135 lbs
>fine brown hair, dull blue eyes
>boxy body, same chest, waist, and hips measurement
>Solid calves and thighs
>Little body hair
>I have a permanent scowl on my face and bags under my eyes
>Deeply set eyes and strong nose, small thin lips
>Slight negative canthal tilt, relatively small eyes
>Expanded facial planes and Norwood 1.5-2 hairline
>Medium strength jaw with a prominent butt chin, spotty facial hair
>Sloped forehead
>Flat ears with detached lobes
>Large north pontic skull with prominent jaw, rectangular shaped

>go to supermarket with my mom
>the older woman offering free samples asks "would you two ladies would like any?"
>I turn around very confused
>young lady, would you like anything?
>im not a girl

>>13906296

>>13906331
People still think I am in high school, someone said I look like I am 15. I am about to be 23 and finishing college.

>>13906296
a man so smart and skilled
replies to noble threads
so based and redpilled
my sides are now in shreds

Bump

Fuck you russia

I look asian but with long blond hair.
>>13906331
hot

>>13906360
People often think that I'm way younger (16-19) than I really am (23 also).

Frankly, I think it's a compliment.

>>13906360
>>13906331
Lift weights you fucking chinlets

>>13905192
I have brown eyes and freckles on my nose and cheekbones that darken in summer. My eyelids are prone to puffiness especially if I don’t get enough sleep. This can make them appear slightly uneven in the morning. My hair is of brown colour with natural highlights that are particularly prominent in sunlight. The texture of my hair is quite fine and it’s prone to split ends. I tend to blush quite easily and people have more recently been saying that I have a ‘resting sad face’.

>>13906159
Seems like it sometimes, doesn't it?

>>13908042
Considering how most people only ever talk about books on the starter kit and level of discussion is pretty shallow it makes sense

>>13905192
>OP was the biggest faggot I've ever had the displeasure of meeting. His bottom was large, his eyes vacant. He had the pregnant waddle of an overweight penguin and the limp arms of a beast who has never raised himself to perform physical labor. He was an abomination, a paragon of disease, of ruin, of hopelessness.

>>13906331
you can't you really blame her in $CURRENT_YEAR

>>13906331
get a haircut and stop being a queer