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wht wud u do 2 me if we met anon?

>> No.1391449

I would be friendly

>> No.1391447

irl

>> No.1391451

Ravage your body sexually and murderously, in no particular order.

>> No.1391453

I'd probably out-awkwardboringloser you and then we'd part our ways.

>> No.1391454
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1391454

>>1391449
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ask me anything

>> No.1391450

raep

ass raep

>> No.1391460

propose
have children
be happy for life

>> No.1391462

assuming you're not some internets faggot which is 99.9999% likely

>> No.1391463

what are you like irl

>> No.1391464

>>1391453
cool. i would be nice to you.a

lalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallalalallllllllllllalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallalalallallllllllllllllllllaaalal
llaallaalaallaallaalalaalalalal

>> No.1391470

>>1391462
what does tht even mean

>> No.1391485

>>1391460
>marriage
>breeding
are you ok in the head?

>be happy for life
i wudnt count on it

>> No.1391494

>>1391463
i'm like you anon, i hav no name.

ask sombdy else lol :3 :/

>> No.1391502

>>1391494

what does tht even mean

>> No.1391506

>>1391502
ask som1 else i dotn liek tlkin bout myslf :(

>> No.1391507

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE HOT CYBER-SEX GAMES, ISN'T IT?

FUCK, THAT'S HOT. I WOULD STICK MY MASSIVE 14 INCH COCK INTO YOUR TIGHT ASS HOLE, AND YOU WOULD LOVE IT, BECAUSE I SAID SO.

>> No.1391513

Be polite like I always am in real life.

>> No.1391527

>>1391513
thx i wud try to be polite 2 but i wud prb ly not come across leik that

>> No.1391533

I'd say, "Hey, what's up?" and after a minute or two of awkward small talk I'd make up an excuse to leave.

>> No.1391541

>>1391533
y u make excus e ot1 e leave?

>> No.1391554

why are you typing so fucked up? are you hamerred / pisesd on alceohl / christams cheer or esomthing?

>> No.1391564

>>1391554
no nh h8 capchta

>> No.1391568

>>1391565
>Beyond autism.
like 60% of lit at least

>> No.1391565

If you happened not to run away from him, you would beat the shit out of him because he would threaten your very existence by his very powerful low orbit boredom cannon attack.

As simple as that.

Beyond autism.

>> No.1391609 [DELETED] 

I'm writtingh bok

Beyond Autism & Aspergers.

>> No.1391627

>>1391441
I would carry on a conversation with you, attempting to determine if you were interested in copulation. The answer's probably "no", though.

>> No.1391636

>>1391627
u gay or sumthint? do u think of anything other than sex sex sex esxc

>> No.1391638

I would read to you: I would read you the riot act.

>> No.1391654

>>1391636
It's a medical condition, actually.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypersexuality

>> No.1391667

>>1391654
dont you take pills? how will you be able to stay faithful to someone?

>>1391638
y?

>> No.1391679

>>1391667
There are pills, but they basically take you from 120 to 0 and fuck with your brain chemistry besides.

Staying faithful is actually easy for me, since I'm not attractive enough for other people to seduce. But there's a lot of friction between us, because I'm pretty much always in the mood and normal people at most once a day.

>> No.1391686

>>1391679

How much do you masturbate?

>> No.1391692

>>1391686
3x-7x/day, depending on how busy I am.

>> No.1391704

>>1391692
wow do you have really weird fetishes or plain

>> No.1391705

>>1391692

>us

Are you gay or do you fuck women.

>> No.1391708

whats it feel like to put penis in ass???

>> No.1391715

>>1391708
yeah no one answered that one last thread...

>> No.1391729

>>1391704
I don't have anything I would call a fetish, but I'm pretty open-minded and adventurous. I tend to take the dominant role, but I can be flexible when it's called for.

>>1391705
I'm curious, why does it matter?

>> No.1391732

tell you to fuck off for being an irritating attention whore who never stops spamposting.

Seriously, you're not even female. You can't even offer us a thin shred of sexual appeal to mask the bullshit as is the norm.Quit this shit

>> No.1391761

>>1391732
>i only do shit 4 sex
i nvr said i woz girl

also female posters tht arent uptight find my posts a turn on

>> No.1391770

>>1391761

I'm gay and waiting for you to turn.

>> No.1391845

>>1391770
waiting for you to turn the legal age of sexual consent, that is

>emplying tybrax is underageb&[/spoiled]
Can't deny it