/lit/ - Literature

>>13944334
im an asshole to everyone who's not my gf. they aint fucking me why should i care

>>13944334
I did not build any fortresses nor do I rely on mercenaries.

>>13944378
>they aint fucking me why should i care
because at least you know for certain they ain't fuckin' no one else besides you. the same can't be said about your gf, can it

>>13944334
I successfully occupied a state because I focused on centering my powers around key cities like the turks dod in greece

>>13944484
while i admire you trying to roast him, i have to ask, if you could elaborate on how he is supposed to know that other people aren't breeding with each other, even if they are not breeding with him?

>>13944334
last night a homeless man asked me for some spare change. i told him to fuck off and that i must maintain my income so that i can defend myself, and himself, sufficiently on those who would make war on us.

>>13944805
kek

>>13944334
I cry every night

>>13944378
Wtf

a nogg bullied my retarded friend from my class, he was holding his arms tightly and laughed in his face. People usually bully him by whistling and then he starts yelling and I can't beat up the whole school yet, but in that moment I pushed him with my body in the wall and said "why are you such a nigg" he then made a face like he shit his pants, few days later I came to him in the gym gave him a few tips he was really okay since there was no fight or something I basically just intimidated him. He even stopped bullying him in any way and I can feel his respect.

>>13945914
People usually bully him by whistling and I can't do anything to stop that since I would have to beat up the whole school but I got really pissed the way he laughed in his face and that it got physical*

>>13944378
"Be Kind, for everyone is fighting a great battle."
If everyone in society acted like you, then everyone in society would hate each other and nothing would be achieved, ever. You may not the be end all of assholes, but contribute to immorality as a whole and therefor are not inwardly moral and not moral at all

>>13944334
Just did a debate in my Roman political history seminar where it was Mac’s vs Augustine’s ideal city. Went full prince and won the debate.

>>13944334
this morning on the toilet

My people hated me so I killed 10% of then. Now they fear me instead.

>>13944378
I assure you nobody dislikes me more than I do

>>13945914
>>13945926
based middle schooler but only if you actually do it and stop fantasizing about it

>>13944334
i drove a little red corvette once
and i partied like it was 1999

>>13944378
It's the other way around for me. Needless to say, I'm drowning in pussy.

Why have you made this weird thread multiple times? I will repeat my honest answer from the last time this was posted: I acted like the Prince when I took a royal shit in your mom's mouth

>>13944334
Due to my severe Bipolar Disorder, I am able to command both fear and love from those around me.

Picked her up online and got nudes from her. When she realized I was using her she ghosted me so I got mad and wanted revenge. I started acting suicidal and faked my death. I posted funeral info on my snapchat story and pretended to be my sister and told her my death was all her fault. Eventually I felt bad and revealed to her that I am alive. The pic here is when I tried to reconcile after a few months

>>13947630
she wants you to eat her ass. go for it.

>>13947630
that’s really messed up

>>13947680
you misspelled based

>>13947680
What's more messed up is how ghosted me. She kinda deserved this

>>13947731
tell her you'll kys yourself if she doesn't marry you. just to see what she says haha

>>13947731
Have you met this girl face to face?

>>13947630
>sends you nudes
>’it wasn’t a serious thing’
>develops ptsd

>>13944769
>>13944378
Shit, I read it as they were not the person that is >>13944378.

>>13947793
No, it was just online. We traded pics and she found me hot so she sent me nudes upon request and flirted with me a lot

>>13944484
Indeed, if one takes this view surely the girlfriend is still preferable as she at least fucks op as well as hypothetical others, whereas everyone else is just fucking people but not op

>>13947828
Well then damn. You really played this girl. Telling you she loves you and sending you nudes.

>>13947828
lol you're not a prince, more like the KING of insecurity

>>13947731
Wtf
Seek help lad

>>13947828
Real prince would be also upload her nudes on this board, as maciaveli told, for sure

>>13947876
It's kinda illegal lol

>>13947886
Just one single leg, beg you, good sir!

>>13947886
anon, are you literally insane? why would you do this?

>>13947630
>>13947731
>>13947828

This is not how you communicate with people, not how you get your point across, this is not how you settle things or set the record straight. There’s obviously more to the story you’re telling, you obviously clicked deep or else it would still be something going on.

Tell her

I’m sorry from the bottom of my heart for ever doing anything to hurt you. I never wanted that. You must know that inside yourself. I’m sorry for being such an insecure bastard, I am still trying to figure out how to be a human being and honest with myself about myself. What’s more is that you are someone very important to me, hence why Im still here and reaching out, and as far as I it is possible I promise to never behave in such a way ever again. I didn’t want it to turn out this way, I am not good with myself. I’m not at peace if you aren’t at peace. I care about you and I am sorry

As somebody who cared about you enough to reach back out after everything that happens you owe it to them to at least make sure they are ok, with or without you. It will weigh heavy on your heart and they will know that. If can fix this you should so that you’re not carrying around this shit for the rest of your life. You seem just as distraught as they do about what happened. Do the right thing and take the necessary steps to make it better. All that petty revenge stuff is very unbecoming. A happy ending is not only possible but necessary.

>>13947896
Don't have many pics of her legs. It's mostly her chest, pussy, and ass. Man they are the best pics I have

>>13947961
You can't say all this shit if you haven't even met.
>Zoomer dating

>>13947961
This all reads like someone who thinks he's pulling some amazing ruse, but just comes off as some arrogant ass who's only interest is sex. It's one thing to take influence from the Prince, but it's another to flounder around trying to be him.

>>13947961
Lmao, these are hilarious. She's taking it so seriously. Some guy said he loves her to the point of wanting to kill himself if he can't have her after interacting with her once online and she's taking it seriously. S

>>13947957
I did try apologizing and told her how bad I felt but she just tried doing what I did as you can see in this pic. I did try again after a while but she had her male friend send a pic of his butthole so.

>>13947994
Kek

>>13947994
why hasn't she just blocked you at this point? does she love the attention of it or something?

>>13948010
Apparently, she's in high school. The answer is yes.

>>13948010
you've never had a gf, have you?

>>13947961
So then could you please write to her again, and tell her that somebody from lit wants small single picture of her most diserbale part of body, and if she refute to do this tell her that's it could have some consequences, suicide attempt even. I believe she will fall for this, girls often have goldfish memory, you know

>>13948023
Tell her that we also love her, all anons from here

>>13948023
Sorry but she blocked me about a month ago when I tried to talk to her again. I don't have her number anymore so I have no way to contact her.

>>13948046
were you laughing when you write this cuz this is a1 funny

not much. evil for the sake of evil doesn't appeal to me, and necessary evils are all too petty.
> dumped e-gf of two years as a teen because i lost interest, claimed to stay forever with her many times
> lied about being religious to talk to a nice priest i simply liked
> regularily lie to people who stay overnight so that they leave earlier in the morning

>>13948046
please tell me this was after the first fake suicide ruse

>>13944334
When I BTFO'd machiavelli

>>13947630
>"Can I see your tits one more time please?"
>The ensuing tirade

Pure, unadulterated levels of basedness.

>>13944334
I was (face to face) arguing with some guy and he started his argument by steps
When he was saying the second step of his argument i simply started a 5 minutes argument about how he was wrong right in the first step
I knew what he was going to say later and what I was going to say.
He didn't even finished his steps
Thank you romans!

>>13948072
>dumped e-gf of two years as a teen because i lost interest, claimed to stay forever with her many times
My e-gf did this to me

>>13948182
based

>>13947828
what in the fuck are you waiting for nigger? post the goods, we will all thank you for it

>>13948010
because this is fake m7+1

>>13948131
How

>>13948212
well, i was 13 and just realised she became dumb as fuck. before that, i had the best conversations with her and loved discussing each other's half assed edgy teen stories.
i've lost another great friend to Things i dont like

>>13947630
Very very based
*gives reddit upvote* uwu

>>13948060
Oh yeah I laughing hard. Not like a normal laugh but if youve watched Naruto its like Sasukes laugh. Ive always thought his laugh is unrealistic but after faking my suicide and watching her reaction I couldnt help to laugh just like him

>>13944378
t. woman

>>13944378
Anon you'll ruin your state on account of women.

>>13944334
>be me
>just got crowned king
>hired a bunch of mercenaries and high ranking family members to celebrate
>kill all the mercenaries
>kill all my family members
>massacre 50% of my population (only once though so they don't get too mad)
>destroy every fortress in my territory since I know my people love me
>call in a bunch of auxiliaries to help with all this
>kill them at the end to
>fuck one new whore everyday so I don't no ruin my State on account of women
>expel all my minorities
>thanks Niccolo

I’ve never read The Prince and live a mundane life, so the nearest I think I’ve come to that attitude is this: I used to work a part-time job where for months I’d been promised I was going to be hired full-time. But it just stalled and I remained part-time. I got an interview with another department in the same company, not because I was interested in the job, but because I wanted to force their hand on hiring me for my current position. Interview went well and had a follow-up two days later where I was told they want to bring me over but they can’t because my department needed me and I was getting a full-time job with them.

>>13947630
cringe

I once shat on a girl so hard in an argument. So hard I reduced her to tears. A week or so later she cam back and apologised to ME! She kept saying I was her greatest friend or something. After I read her text I had the heartiest laugh I have ever head. Ironically I was crying with mirth. I pulled some shit out my ass about anger issues. She still tries to be close to me but I just act apathetic towards her.

>>13950241
I-is she hot

>>13947876
Machiavelli fucked a hag at a whore house and he wrote about it.

>>13944334
In AoE2 I marched my entire army into my allys gates and then switched him to enemy and destroyed his city and forced him to resign.

>>13950275
She's alright. Nice body but the face is a bit meh due to a strange looking chin

>>13950449
You should see how that chin feels smacking your balls anon

>>13945978
You should have hired somebody else to do it so they would hate and fear that guy, then you should have dropped in and had him drawn and quartered in the public square so that the people hate that guy and fear your potential ability to fuck up their lives, but love you more because you killed a guy who fucked up their lives. In that way you remove a piece of shit from your kingdom but not before both winning the love of your people and using that piece of shit to get something useful done.

>>13950412
this is the most based and princely thing in this thread.

>>13950491
Agreed. Everyone who played any games of the AoE franchise did this at least once.

>>13944334
So does anyone have an epub of the penguin edition ? I can't find it anywhere.