/lit/ - Literature

>>14423517
hopefully never

The Boston gang gets along fine. We still keep in touch with each other and a couple anons are even dating now

>>14423517
Assuming this is real, I think I've got it pretty good.
Happy holiday, anon

>>14423932
Bostonians are the worst /lit/ posters

I’d be down for a Vancouver meetup after the holidays

>>14423932
Coastal fags get out! This is a midwest board now

>>14424135
Would hop the border for this

that fucking rules

this looks awful. like "6 guys who dropped out of undergrad because of pot" awful

>>14424135

you best mean vancouver washington nigger

portland oregon here bet i can speed read WITH COMPREHENSION faster than any of you faggots even after 3 coffees and 6 beers

coom fite me

>>14423517
next one is in Washington D.C. in January >>14423622

>>14424135
Is Mistress T attending again?

Eastern European/Baltic meetup when??

>>14423932
>and a couple anons are even dating now
this is why i will never go to a boston meetup its just normalfags. might go one time just to dab on you all though, be ready

>>14424212
wut

All it would take is one half way interesting extrovert to suggest sitting in a circle and begin exhorting their random thoughts, and others would join in.

SF Meetup. Here we come.

>>14424135
I will watch this through binoculars.

>>14424692
Based

>>14424135
ok where and when.

>>14424715
Hmm how about 15th of Ἑυθυαίος

>mfw no African /lit/ meeting

>>14424135
surrey at 3 am

>>14424212
what?

Anyone else /lit/ from New Zealand?
I don't want to meet I'm just interested in demographics.

>>14424212
That was wild. She's really funny in person too.

>>14425688
>>14424212
Have you seen her stand-up at the local open mics?

>>14425692
>>14425688
No, first I heard of them. Glad to hear she's broadening her artistic side

let's have a continental meet up to show the anglos we're not joking around, except it won't be cheesy or a spergfest, like anglos meet up inevitably end up (we're not autists, lol). we don't meet up with "like minded literature enthusiasts to share good memories with" we meet in a café in paris (dans le 13 ou une arriere salle a pigalle je connais une salle de jeu clandestine tenue par des gitans) to see who dresses best. If your girlfriend is younger than 16 then it counts as accessory so you can bring her too. Guénonfags are welcome too but they'll be asked to ditch the djelaba this time around.

>>14424757
(Obligatory illiteracy joke)

>>14424757
Where you at? Leosotho here

>>14424757
We could plan a coup.

>>14425784
Now? I literally just moved out of Paris.

>>14425814
Somebody start a Nairaland thread

>>14423517
London meetup next summer?

>>14425823
>Summer
Gonna need to tell female attendees to cover up those tootsies else you won't get much bookish jibberjabber

>>14423517
what happened to the spotted owl meetups? Were you a part of that? Where my NYC /lit/ers?

>>14424687
I'll be in SF for a couple weeks in January, I'm down.

>>14423932
How do I get an invite to this?

>>14425859
It was brilliant! Can't wait for the next one.

>>14423517
Y'all needs to come to Tampa

>>14425913
this ain't the spotted owl

Kek knew I dodged a bullet avoiding nyc meetups. New yorker anons seem extra spergy for some reason

>>14423932
Cute

>>14423932
I still have Charlotte's foldable flats I won in our ironic poker game

any anons in Oxford, Mississippi

there was one thread for bay area meetup then no follow up

>>14424164
cuts deep

>>14425893
Just wait for the next meetup. Not sure when it will be

>>14424577
In Riga, the second weekend of June.

>>14427121
one of my favourite cities

give me a time and a place and I'll be there

>>14423517
sounds like any meetup minus the fake nice, fake laughter cringe that usually permeates such things

>>14424186
Portland Oregon is a hellworld of hivemind consumerist bug men. Glad I moved away.

>meet up with some random normalfags that shouldn't even be posting on the board in the first place
No one of worth would participate in something like that, therefore a good meetup is impossible. An oxymoron. If one happened near me I'd go just to purposely sabotage it with my autism, possibly with pranks. And you know what I mean when I say "pranks".

>>14425963
lucky

>>14425913
I'm friends with a lot of these people in the speed running community. They are a lot nicer than you'd think.

>>14427417
You wouldnt do shit pussy

Still can't believe we had a Mongolian meetup

>>14425859
right here baby

>>14427571
source

>>14427565
Try me, normgroid.

>>14424212
>
>>14425688
>>14425692
>>14425719
There is no way this is real

>>14425859
does this still happen? just moved to the area

>>14427979
Yeah dude, the next one's tomorrow. You in?

>>14423517
Look at these mongrels. No wonder everyone here is an ESL nigger.

>>14427994
Are ALL americans AT LEAST overweight? Good for you having fun, but can't help notice the abnormal weight.

>>14427994
;(

>>14428007
do you have any visual literacy

>>14428007
this is the kind of poster you will meet if you go to a meetup

>>14427916
Ok what city. Lets see your fucking epic pranks you shut in loset.

>>14425821
>Nairaland
Based.

>>14428308
Seattle. I don't think you would enjoy my pranks very much.

Any /lit/ anons in Australia want to have a meetup?

>>14428393
Yes if no poofters policy is in place.

You guys are in better shape than I expected, but you look exactly as gay as I anticipated

Cambridge meetup happening in January.

>>14427121
Hey, I might go, why not

>>14428455
>he thinks anybody but poofters actually go here
that means you too, buddy

>>14428393
who here /perth/?

>>14423517
Adelaide when

>>14427874
Its in the archive. It started off as just a meme but it turned out there were some actual Mongolian anons

>>14430477
marcin, zahacz o krk i jedziem.

>>14425876
When in Jan?

>>14424853
Yep I'm in NZ

>>14424577
Estonia here.

>>14428393
Who here from sydney?

>>14424853
Yeah, from Auckland. What part of the country do you live?

>>14424853
Yeah, struggling to find other people with whom I can talk about books so having people would be nice

Adelaide reporting in

>>14430461
cambridge uk?

Virginia is a hole

>>14424687
a half way interesting extrovert would already have friends and people to talk about books with so would never turn up to a /lit/ meet, hence they are forever doomed to be gatherings of introverted autists

>>14430960
introverted autists are too based to show up for something normalfag like a meet up
meet ups are doomed to be gatherings of beta soi failed normalfags and actual reddit facebook normalfags who think 4chan is cool but couldn't actually belong here

>>14427417
Yeah yeah, I'm sure bro. Best never bother meeting up at all haha. It's sure to be pointless! Who would want to do something like that hahaha? Bunch of normalfags lol. I TOTALLY don't want to meet up with anyone, that would be ABSURD! aha

>>14423517
was this meetup in a subway terminal? what horrible venue is this, y'all look like hobos.

>>14431001
reddit

>>14427417
>And you know what I mean when I say "pranks".
semen brownies?

>>14431010
lone gunman massacres meet up

why don't you organise it like this

>meeting in a park, nice sunny day
>everyone brings a book they like
>everyone speaks for 5minutes about their book
>silent reading time, sunbathing, hushed whispering
>hugging and saying goodbye, because eating in public is scary

>tfw balkanfag and will never meet another autist from around here

>>14431027
there's at least two people from Belgrade here, probably more

>>14430804
>>14430727
>>14430527
>>14424853
north shore here

>>14427121
>>14427250
respond, you pussy

>>14430477
go through Vilnius and pick me up

>>14424577
Lithuania here

>>14425859
lets get this going

>>14424589
Imagine some fat nerd thinking he's 'dabbing' on us.

>>14424212
>>14425688
>>14425692
>>14425719

>>14432249
I'll throw a stink bomb near you so you'll all be forced to disperse.

>>14427417
Gaysex?

When's the Miami meetup? The most /lit/ city in the US.

>>14427916
>normgroid
>posts a fucking frog
oh, the sweet irony

>>14431007
You missed the search bar.

where are the copenhagen anons

>>14432732
Where's the irony? I remember when pepe wasn't a normalfag meme. Are you going to stop breathing to be contrarian because normalfags are doing it too?

>>14432790
>I remember when pepe wasn't a normalfag meme
Good, so we agree it is now. Also, you're new.

>>14431022
>being able to read with others around
I will never be able to understand you normies

>meeting with autists

>>14430477
Based driving anon. Fuck airplanes, and fuck public transportation.

>>14430513
5th through 16th.

anyone here from india?

>>14431057
>>14430804
>>14430527
Cool, so how old are you guys? I'm curious if there are Kiwi boomers here. Zoomer btw.

>>14430960
The nature of being an extrovert is that you like the process of meeting new people whenever so they would definitely turn up to a meetup.

They already would have some friends due to the sheer amount of socialising that they do, to not have friends after that is to be talking to the wrong people the whole time or being that socially incompetent, both of which are really hard to do even for your typical /lit/ poster.

>>14423517
>/lit/ meet up
>no one is white
pottery

>>14432812
weak

>>14433545
im at uoa

>>14423517
still better than the /k/ meetups

The London meet up was great fun. Londonfrog turned up (although I only realised it was him later) and butterfly too.

>>14433905
>obsessing this much over identity politics
>ignoring that everyone in the picture is white by any standards other than /pol/s

>>14434412
You don't get to be white if your family isn't from Europe.

>>14433545
20s, doubt you would get much older than 30s from nz here

>>14433905
That's at least as white as /pol/ is.

>>14423517
Vai um encontro português, meus anónimos?

>>14424577
>>14427121
>>14430477
>>14431314
I'll personally shit and piss into our designated shitting gulf to make you enjoy your Baltic holiday.

>>14424135
I’d go

>>14430727
Im from palmy, moving to welly soon for uni
>>14433545
fellow zoomer here, just finished high school

>>14431006
>>14423943
Can’t find it in warosu. The “5 hours ago” is ridiculous. Fake.

>>14424135
you fucking retards can't be trusted so no I won't go.

>>14434737
it was a meet up of a different board, i can't remember which one though

>>14434712
Duh, I thought I'd check it, and shit will actually flow to Finland. Well, shikatanai ne.

>>14427417
This.

>>14430477
>9hrs to drive 470 miles
lmfao yurop is fucking pathetic.

any of you retards from ottawa?

>>14434829
No. Edmonton here. Would drive to Calgary, Vancouver, or Saskatoon for a meetup with sufficient notice.

>>14430477
Disgusting, never post pictures like this on my board again

>>14423932
cute :3
maybe my bf and i should go to one one day

>>14434712
what's the original for your pic?

>>14434409
How did you know it was him?
And what did Butterfly smell like?

>>14434892
Not him but I found it.

This is actually the best way to live. At home, with the family. This is only feasible with disability payments. Collect social security disability, have as many children as possible. Collect SNAP for everyone. Wait until society collapses.

Reminder to read 'Win Your Social Security Disability Case' by Berkley.

If you aren't working, apply for SNAP benefits in the mean time.

>>14434908
that proud man knocks that lady in all possible positions and at any time
i know it

>>14434945
Only in the missionary during periods where conception is possible. People who lead good lives aren't sexual perverts.

>>14431027
Eastern Croatia here

>>14434892
There's one unironically conservative artist who seems to have been raised by television sets instead of wolves.
Some galleries:
http://www.bzab.ru/tvorchestvo/politicheskij-plakat/
http://www.bzab.ru/tvorchestvo/za-zhizn-i-semyu/
http://www.bzab.ru/tvorchestvo/plakaty-proekta-cherez-iskusstvo-k-serdtsu/ — “Keep your maidenhead for a happy marriage” on the first one, no shit.

>>14424142
Chicago/Milwaukee checking in. Surprised there's no Midwest meetup since driving 4+ hours is so part of the culture.

>>14423517
that's not even a lit meetup the post number is too high

>>14435239
it was from the future

so when's the Riga meetup???

>154 posts
>No german meetup
Sad, but also the german posters here always sound like obnoxious cunts, propably me included.

>>14435128
Some fine braphogs in the Midwest, beautifully naive about the work but they got gifted rearends

>>14434899
like cat pee

>>14434872
what why

Vilnius meetup when

>>14431001
This

>>14424853
I’m in Auckland but from Australia.

>>14424757
Jozi meetup when

>>14435900
Jambo! Keeo yo mouth away from the pale face's pink curse

Who would be interested in a randezvous in Ireland?

>>14423517
Greyhound bus terminal or ghetto hospital cafeteria?

>>14435913
Only if there's some pale footed lasses showing off their unshod "goods"

>>14435913
Sure, where?

>>14424135
>>14424151
>>14424186
>>14424715
>>14424767
>>14434713
>>14434744
>>14424212
>>14424692


VPL rooftop garden at 5pm december 29th
i'll be on one of the benches lifting weights

>>14436112
Somebody send this to the RCMP, please. Let them know the incels are up to something.

>>14432864
>animeposter
>thinks she's above so-called autists

>>14436119
NO i have HAD SEX
i just want to lift weights and trade reccomendations with my lit bros

>>14434412
>other than /pol/s
You mean literally everyone in the world except Americans. What's the point in racial categories if they're so broad that they're not only ethnically meaningless but visually.

>>14430491
Mall's balls 3am tomorrow nigga see u there

Who here Kinki?
>>14430487
I'll meet up with you fellow Perth bro if I return in 10 months.

>>14435755
Yeah, I'm not sure if a German meetup would be a good idea

>>14433913
but true
edit your filenames next time crypto-newfag

>>14435763
This is the most retarded thing I've ever seen on this website, and I've seen post-moot /b/

>>14423517
>dispursed
how can you read so many books and still not know how to spell

>>14436423
>Who here Kinki?
When I'm in the mood, sure.

>>14430827
>>14430461
If it's Cambridge UK in Jan I might be around for that, not that I'd come.

>>14428455
>>14430476
Deportation
https://youtu.be/8PfDro1UGUo

>>14427564
Nothing about this picture makes me think they wouldn't be nice. The 2014-era speed millennials are some of the best of us

Are there Vienna meetups? Budapest, Bratislava and Prague would work too for me

>>14424142
based

>>14434737
Where do you live fag? I would love to punch you in the face

>>14423517
There’s one in DC next month.

>>14437178
>>14430827
>>14430461
cam meetup on the 16th. no johnians allowed.

>>14437219
BUDAPEST

>>14425963
What do they smell like?

Anyone up in this neck of the woods? I'm in North Dakota. Long shot but...

>>14437437
AOC and Ilhan Omar are coming, but I'm going to wait for one in the late spring when the chances are better they'll wear some cute airy shoes

>>14437534
My coom

>>14437558
lol I live in western ND

>>14436137
>What's the point in racial categories if they're so broad
Thats the thing, they are just social constructs that are pointless to base your identity off of. 4chan needs to stop obsessing over it

>>14437742
Ah I just moved from there or I'd say let's meet at Books on Main. I'm in Bismarck now

>>14437437
In DC right? On the 25th? I'm working really close to Observatory Circle later that night, so I wouldn't mind meeting up that night and hanging out until I have to go to work :3

>>14437219
Vienna, Virginia, United States is the only Vienna that matters, Eurotrash.

>>14423517
How about all agreeing to one rule, no phones? then people will be forced to talk or sit in silence looking at nothing lol.

>>14423517
That must be a NYC thing. The Minneapolis meetup was a success.

Any Atlantic Canadians down for a meetup?

>>14434737
hey butts let's meet.
I'll buy you a cute dress and fuck you in your tranny whole

Wasn't there a fight that broke out in the Texas meetup or something

>>14437798
why so hostile anon? We are all friends here

>tfw couldn’t make the Boston meetup during finals week -_-

>>14437949
what province, bud?

>>14438106
Shame apparently you missed out on some girls with cute feet

>>14430509
Mati, zahacz o Wawkę to też się zabiorę.

>>14437219
Moving back to Vienna next April, definitly up for it oida!

>>14437477
>cam meetup on the 16th. no johnians allowed.
That's almost exactly when I'm back there.

>>14437558
WI but I'd meet you halfway in Minnesota

>>14423517
Every. Single. One. On. Their. fuckin cellfones.
This is why 'Murika isn't great anymore.

>>14439386
And which country is? Mexico?

>>14431314
Justinai?
Kaunas? Klaipeda?

Sorta related but is there a /lit/discord floating around? The ones I have found online are filled with fat chicks reading YA novels

I'd like to go to one, but I'm not sure if they tolerate people of average intelligence.

>>14436966
Now I just know your split buns have squirreled inside them some dizzying zephyrs. You got cute feet to pair with that toot derrick?

>>14436966

>>14437793
I think I’m gonna pass. I’m 30 and kind of bad at socializing to begin with. Somehow I think staying with normal people I know might be better for me. Enjoy if you go though. I hope it’s not just terrible and awkward.

>>14436112
i was the only one there and one of the guards kicked me out after searching my bag and finding the weights. which one of you ratted on me????

>>14431027
Aj dođi na pivu

>>14438106
There was a girl and she gave us all blowjobs. It was lit.

>>14437773
Yeah but they're somewhat meaningful/practical elsewhere in the world but apparently completely meaningless fabricated identity in America.

>>14438106
You missed out big time man I had no idea there were women that attractive on this board.

>>14440971

I'm from Sydney. Where in Syd you from?

>>14430711
Where in Sydney?

>>14441226
We should invite her or Tao to one of the meetups

>>14424844
>>14424591
She was at the place they met up and a few anons got to meet her

Fucking great, guy on the right side looks kinda like me and I was wearing a shirt just like that for Christmas.

>>14427564
they doesn't mean they aren't mentally ill

>tfw live in eastern oregon
>probably the only person in a 50 mile radius who reads anything
guess I'll just keep telling people about Blood Meridian...

>>14438536
>>14440553
>>14440971
Haha you guys are are all joking right?

>>14442621
Even if they have body dysmorphia that is no reason not to treat them with as much respect as any other person. Why bully someone going through tough issues

>>14427564
Who gives a damn, look at the freaks

>>14442675
Because it's self inflicted and the cure is also self inflicted.

>>14440454
Gdje?

who Tasmania here

>>14437219
I'm at Mariahilferstraße right now, hit me up.

>>14431027
Sarajevo here, pozz

>>14425719
But what of the socks???

>>14423517
Wasn't this a /fit/ meetup?

>>14442831
It was some board's. I think /sci/ or /mu/ though, /fit/ has tended to have better meetups partly because of better culture.

>>14442664
I think femanons attend these events knowing the power asymmetry will favor them and if the boys keep talking about dumb books then maybe they wouldn't mind if she popped her sweaty tootsies out of her Tom's and lotioned them nonchalantly.

>>14442877
The true power therefore belongs to the sock master.

>>14435655
I guess as someone said previously, second weekend of June, 13th would be the best

>>14435835
Wouldn't it be easier for Baltics just to meet up in Riga - it's right in the middle

>>14424120
Not just worst /lit/ posters, they're the worst Americans in general.

>>14442945
yes the guy said a date but no place or time

>>14427306
Good food though.

Powell's has really gone downhill over the last decade.

alright Vancouver niggers come fuck my ass in the main and keefer tim hortons

i wil be the one reading Guenon

>>14443144
Curious what you would do without us, though.
Does the tea taste nice in your timeline?

>>14443243
You all were tolerable as lovable losers up until the 2000s. Once the Pats/Sox/Bruins started winning you all became insufferable, and that isn't limited to just sports fans.

Newsflash to Bostonians: You. Are. Not. Indispensable. Grow some humility already.

>>14425784
Based count me in

>>14442698
What?

>>14437477
Where?

>>14443409
>>14443411
Who?

>>14443265
Bostonians are indispensable though. New England not only has all the best sports teams, but all the best writers. Many were born here and many more wrote their best works here. It’s probably the second most /lit/ place on earth after old England

>>14427417
Super based. You're the hero we need.

>>14432668
>most /lit/ city
Dude, you're fucking lying. This entire county is terrible and anti-intellectual. I would love to see this city burn.

>>14443610
>>14432668
>tfw no fat Cubans /lit/ gf

>>14436847
What are you talking about you psychotic retard? What about those filenames says 'newfag'?

>>14424135
In Vancouver but I don't know how autistic it'll be so no

>>14425823
Put me down as a question mark.

>>14435913
Would but I'm heading back abroad in a few days

Anyone in HK?

>>14442945
is russia welcome?

Anyone in Scotland??

who here is from argentina? i think there are a lot of argie anons

>>14441702
>>14441707
Well technically I'm central coast but I commute to surry hills every second day for uni and whenever I meet up with friends it's usually around that area.

>>14424687
it would be more /lit/ to meet in one of the gentrified parts of Oakland

>>14424135
I live off Davie in the west end /v/ros

>>14442675
As soon as trannies start advocating for me as a straight White man we can talk

>>14423517
So everyone suffers from selective mutism and other social anxiety disorders? Great.

>>14430461

>>14443417
>>14430827
>>14437477
>>14438922
>>14443411

January 16th castle inn 21:00

>>14445714
Second this, why not just meet in SPb

>>14442664
Funnily enough, no.

>Adelaide bump

>>14436148
where were you?

>>14423517
Any biological female anon in Paris?

>>14446021
I’m on Vernon. When you get a chance, check out the books in the multiple “community library” areas on my street. Someone placed small, enclosed bookshelves by multiple trees.

>>14424135
Bump I'll go 100%

Chicago anons?

Lads?

Nottingham UK

I'm in southeast MI, would be interested in socializing with all of you.

>>14448801
Meet at the Weiner Circle, 7pm, Jan 2nd. Bring a book and some cash for tips

fuck

normalfags

jannies

niggers

trannies

newfags

meetups

roasties

pseuds

redditors

soibois

kikes

cucks

coomers

and most of all, fuck (You)

>>14448669
I have seen some there.

>>14423517
Why at a cafe? Go to an anons house/apartment and get drunk, play trivia with some literary questions, i dont know

>>14450014
>telling anons where you live
Great idea, retard.

>>14450024
There's multiple very basic methods to avoid the only people who would actually do anything knowing where you live senpai, but whatever stay paranoid

>>14449748
Detroit meetup when?

>>14450050
Go ahead...

>>14435128
Milwaukee/chicago checking in, please let there be more /lit/fags around i cant talk to anyone about the Magus here

>>14428393
>melbourne
I can't even begin to imagine the ungodly creatures that would emerge