/lit/ - Literature

>>1445048
In my thread last week.

when the fuck did I tell you to do this?

>>1445050
Holy shit, bad move bro. You should have been reading, anyway, not talking to other people.

what were you talking about that made him so angry OP? are you, indeed, a fat cunt?

>>1445051
>>1445052
I was talking about books actually. I didn't even mention the other guy.
I'm overweight but not much, compared to a lot of people in my year I'm not that bad.

>>1445052
^ this

But people keep telling me to try to make friends.

>>1445059
I hope he kills you and goes to your funeral and pees on your coffin and then poops in the gravehole so you will be buried in your murderers shit. I hope you have AIDS and died. Fuck you motherfuck im piss

OP - if you're worried that he was serious about beating the shit out of you, just avoid being cornered by him. hang out in crowded, public areas and let him act first. let him do something stupid, something worthy of assault charges and relax knowing that you can maintain the moral (and more importantly, legal) high ground.

>>1445075
lol who cares if he kills me no one cares if i die

>>1445080
Agreed tybrax

What is this kiddy shit?

Also, lose some weight, fatty.

>>1445101
agreed op is a fat cunt

>>1445101
lol its ok my gut took the punch for me

Are you 10 years old or something?

>>1445120
No. Also people are posting with my name, but okay.

>>1445120
>implying 10 year olds say 'cunt'

>>1445123

Okay... 13 years old?

>>1445136
No. I'm in my last year of school.

anyone can take a punch in the stomach if they're as fat as an americunt

Is this tybrax again?

>>1445157
wat

>>1445159
i can confirm not. he lives near me though.

/lit/ you ever had your
>well-being jorked
?

Goddam, remind me not to go to edinburgh, I might catch the pathetic from this guy or tybrax

>>1445196
tybrax is glaswegian

>tybrax is glaswegian
Wut? Where the fuck is Glasway then? Scandinavia?

>>1445213
Glasgow is in scotland you dolt

>>1445231

I'm going to get this boy in the toilets in school tomorrow.

After I knock him to the ground I'm going to drag him into a cubicle, slowly peel off his trousers and use his arsehole as a cunt.

Fag

>>1445296

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=762w2aNYBk0&feature=related

>>1445334

>>1445280
>>1445360
Why is this smug little pillock meme-worthy? He just irritates me.

>>1445374
>>1445374
dem reaction faces

>>1445377

I worship David Michell as my Brilliant Frustrated white male deity.

This makes me happy.

I don't understand! Why did he tell you to fuck off? What did you do?

>>1445390
I did nothing, I was having a conversation.

>>1445393
But I don't get it. Who just tells someone to fuck off without doing something?

Were you talking to a friend of his?

I don't know what the boy's problem is.

All I did was take my cock out and rub it on his leg.

>>1445400
Guy A walking to next class with guy B.
Guy A talks to me.
Guy B tells me to fuck off.

Are you English? Because this seems like an English thing to do. Y'know, tell someone talking about books to "fuck off"

>>1445406
What did Guy A say to you? What did you say in response?

>>1445409
Scottish.

>>1445412
I don't know, we were talking about H. G. Wells and Wilde.

>>1445414

>Wells
>Wilde

Ah.
The other guy must have been a GB Shaw fan

>>1445419

>>1445410
Oh, that makes sense.

>>1445422

Prepare your anus for a chibbing, OP

>accused of being tybrax
>brownbear bans me from litclub

>>1445446

Post with David Mitchell all the time now, make an image stock of him.

Quality of /lit/ significantly improved.

>>1445446
>implying it isn't his first time doing that.

>>1445475
Well, I like to think so.

>>1445478
He banned me the other day too.

>>1445445

>chibbing

There's a word I never thought I'd see on /lit/

>this thread