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What would you name your bookshop?

>> No.14589669

>>14589668
Feminist friendly

>> No.14589679

DEAD ROASTIE STORAGE

>> No.14589709

>>14589668
We Have Hunger Games & Harry Potter

>> No.14589729

>>14589668
bookshop

>> No.14589735

>>14589668
Boarders

>> No.14589737

Endless Ageless Pages for Sages and Mages

>> No.14589738

>>14589668
Starbucks™

>> No.14589760

>>14589668
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)

>> No.14589784

Sorry About the Moldy Stench

>> No.14589877

>>14589735
boased

>> No.14589894

Parnassus

Or something like that

>> No.14589904

Good Books

Bood Gooks

>> No.14589915

>>14589668
The Semitic embrace.

>> No.14589935

>>14589668
The Nigger Library.mobi

>> No.14589953

>>14589935
>>14589915
>>14589760
>>14589737
im in tears

>> No.14589962

>>14589668
Dostotoasties

>> No.14589964

>>14589668
Memories of Ibiza

>> No.14589972

I'd call it [the name of the street it faces] Bookshop.

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>>14589972

>> No.14589984

>>14589964
https://youtu.be/foE1mO2yM04

>> No.14590110

The Libidinal Flick

>> No.14590113

>>14589668
Jim's Bookshop

>> No.14590124

Mein Bookshop

>> No.14590127

>>14590113
I would do Dylan’s bookshop (dylan my name)

>> No.14590143

Noble Barn

>> No.14590200

>>14589668
For Lease

>> No.14590201

>>14590127
old hippy parents, eh?

>> No.14590219

>>14589668
Lector

>> No.14590246

>>14589668
Little Orient Bookshop
Formerly Little Orient 血汗工厂

>> No.14590256

>>14589668
Bro You Just Purchased Cringe

>> No.14590294

>>14589668
Books for Gooks

>> No.14590295

Pseud's Book Exchange

>> No.14590305

>>14589668
OP's a faggot

>> No.14590312

>>14589668

Penis McGee & Company (we sell Fascist books that you should read)

>> No.14591060

The Emerald Tablet

>> No.14591204

>>14589668
Really depends on the market
here are a few that pop in my mind

Death by Paper Cuts
The Parchment Prison
Beyond Tablets (have picture/sculpture with clay, stone and digital tablets dwarfed by a cool looking book)
THAT Book Store (have a random theme not associated with books, as if the owner didn't know they actually ran a book store)
Sticky Pages (has a large adult section as well as good books people don't put down)
Legit Lit (funnier if nobody can figure out how the store makes money)
Ready Read Red (lots of red in design color scheme)

My other ideas aren't good enough to post as they spin out toward more death and sex, and I want something more family friendly but those ideas sound boring. Part of it is I can't picture the consumer here, so I just keep thinking of extreme cases for entertainment value.

>> No.14592203

>>14589668
Macondo

>> No.14592973

>>14589668
Washyor Penisson's Slam-Bang Paperporium

>> No.14593173

>>14589984
wow, i thought this dudes music was pretty gay when i first heard it just now, but its actually pretty based the more i listen

>> No.14593250

Gaylord's

>> No.14593253

>>14591204
All terrible

>> No.14593275

Skunky's

>> No.14593601

La Mancha

>> No.14593609

>>14589737
Absolutely based

>> No.14593613

>>14589668
The Alt-Write

>> No.14593687

my bookshop desu

>> No.14593712

>>14591204
Leave, newfag

>> No.14593721

>>14589668
Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's)

>> No.14593757

SHITFINGER UP BUTHOLE AT SPITTERS CUMS DICKFIST

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>>14589972
My favorite local bookshop is like that but it's on a corner so it gets two names

>> No.14593831

>>14589962
Toastoevski

>> No.14593838

>>14593687
Kek

>> No.14593847

Big Fat Digger Nick's Zoopity Bop Bop Bookshop

>> No.14593885
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>>14591204
These are fucking awful. This sounds like it came from a 15 year old trying to be funny

>> No.14593899
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Nothing Interesting, Guess Guy's Extremely Retarded Bookstore & Cafe

>> No.14594122

>>14589668
Get Out

>> No.14594142

>>14589668

Globglogabgalab's Treasure Trove

>> No.14594234

The moldy page

>> No.14594239

The Book Nook. (It's probably already taken.)

>> No.14594283

>>14593687
based

>> No.14594342
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>>14589668
Running From Dogs

>> No.14594366

[Anon] Foundation Study hall

But replace anon with my last name and go with an eco-futurist vibe.

>> No.14594616

>>14593613
Nice

>> No.14594652

the bookshop

>> No.14594675

How do small book stores even turn a profit? My local store is tiny, but they're open 7 days a week and any time I go in it's always empty, yet it sits on the main street.

>> No.14594752

>>14593687
kek

>> No.14594759

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14594763

The Dead Nigger Storage Library

>> No.14594766

>>14590200
Ouch

>> No.14594827
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14594827

Capes, Comics, and Cards

It would be a geek-chic comic book store / Magic: the Gathering and tabletop gaming hangout hub.

There would also be a section titled 'its fucken /lit/' of non-comic literature, consisting exclusively of books that have been in a /lit/ chart.

We would also sell various video game and anime related merchandise.

>> No.14594828

>>14594239
Atlanta area, several locations

>> No.14594912

Adult Books (and Gloryhole)

>> No.14595052
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14595052

Bede's Reads and Screeds

>> No.14595054

>>14589668
Gary's Reads (because my name is Gary Read)

>> No.14595058

>>14594675
same way pizza places turn a profit

>> No.14595071

>>14591204
Impressively earnest and comprehensively terrible

>> No.14595982

>>14593831
yeah taht makes os much more sense

>> No.14595985

>>14595052
(Formerly Paul's)

>> No.14595991

>>14595054
>not Gary Reads

>> No.14596002

The Negro's Choice

>> No.14596054

>>14590256
jej

>> No.14596099

gook's book and hook (formerly barnes & noble)

>> No.14596102

>>14589668
'Books'

>> No.14596269

/lit/

>> No.14596278

>>14591204
*snap*

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>>14595071
Thank you, I think you were the only one who noticed I never claimed they were actually good. I was expecting feedback on the type of location and customer as that will strongly influence things, so we could brainstorm better ideas. But the replies need no replies. Honestly I was a little proud of the first one, but admit how it fails to elevated the books like a proper name should. Given some other posts I think they wold like the word "Tsundoku".

>> No.14597144

FUCK PALACE

>> No.14597360

Whorehouse in the Basement.

>> No.14597506

>>14596513
One hunderd percent cringe.
Please leave

>> No.14597533

>>14589668
Seven Clever Boys

>> No.14597554

>>14589668
Steves

>> No.14597570

>>14589668
Kindling store

>> No.14597594

>>14591204
Can't stop laughing at this post.
Jesus fucking christ lol

>> No.14597607

>>14594827
kys