/lit/ - Literature

>>14628797
Clifford wouldn’t possibly be able to sustain his own weight in the real world, Bridwell BTFO

>>14629410
>he doesn't know

>>14629445
DINOED

>>14628797
Dogs aren't red

how come we never saw clifford's dick?

>>14629445

What's the argument here? If the dog was like a dinosaur it wouldn't be a dog. A supersized dog wouldn't be able to support itself with its DOG body because its a DOG not a dinosaur

>>14629445
absolute unit

>>14629683
show me a single(1) video of a supersized dog collapsing under its own weight. you can't, because there is no such video, because there is nothing illogical about a supersized dog

>>14629807
based and empiricismpilled

>>14628797
imagine the smell and having to plow gigantic piles or deal with biblical amounts of flies.

>>14629660
It's been cut off like all dogs I guess

>>14628797
Clifford is the most based piece of media ever. I take pride in being the original Clifford-poster. Imagine having a cool dog, but he's big. I'm pretty sure you could just train him to shit on people.

>>14629807
Something is true until proven false? Seems you have it backwards.

>>14628797
What the fuck was Emily's problem?

>>14629668
Every single time.

>>14629660
We did in Clifford and the Big Red Rocket

I remember the cartoon intro said Emily's love made Clifford grow so big.
Does that mean if a child's dog isn't huge, they don't love it enough?

>>14629445
space was much smaller back then, that's like comparing 1900 AD dollar to 2020 AD dollar

>>14628797
nope, shit's got stickers inside

>>14630401
>plow gigantic piles
i already know what that's like, from fucking your fat tub of a mother

>>14628797

No evidence exists that any canine of this size and coloration has ever been observed. I defy you to demonstrate otherwise. QED

>>14631413
>hurr durr muh teapot
if it's not real then why is there a book about it?

>>14628797
he's not that big, she's just freakishly small

Clifford's a big dog. Imagine if he ate you? Haha like imagine getting into your swimming trunks and jumping off the roof into his gaping, hungry mouth and slipping down his tongue and desperately sucking in a final lungful of air just to get the smell and the heat of his breath as his mouth snaps closed in a dampened *schop* and feeling the thick, powerful muscles of his throat gently squeeeeeze you from head to toe and guide you down into his hot black stomach, to be broken down in that burning cauldron into nutrients to sustain his girth and red pelt haha

>>14628797
Emily can never hug Clifford and cause him to glance back in joy at her because causality is unreal. Relation is neither internal nor external. If it inheres in one of the two terms, it would not relate it with the other term; the same relation cannot inhere in both the terms as it is indivisible; and if it falls outside both the terms, it becomes a third term which requires another relation to relate it with the first two terms and so on ad infinitum. And without a real relation there is no causation.

You just got.... RETROACTIVELY REFUTED

>>14628797
you just KNOW

>>14630563
based AD poster

>>14630447
What about T Bone though?

>>14629683
if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

>>14629445
Btfo that faget

>>14628797
Larger breeds have shorter life spans due in large part to their hearts giving out. Great Danes live around 8 or 9 years generally. A dinosaur sized dog would probably die before even reaching sexual maturity.

>>14628797
Clifford is a mgic dog that grew that size by love magic. he can exist being that big and probably breath fire if some niggers tried to jump Emily or something

>>14629668
>gold coins
>buttplugs
>the foreskin candleholder

they don't even try to hide it anymore.

>>14629445
>we sure have a big piece of a spine here!
>I KNOW! Let's extrapolate a completelly fictitious animal from it!
>What? You disagree that our extrapolación is not only the right one But the only one possible? HERETIC! BRAINLET! LIFE DENYING CHRISTIAN!
The absolute State of """science""".

>>14632796
t. Juan or Pierre

>>14632796
all dinosaurs are whale bones, they invented dinosaurs because they would otherwise have to admit the flood story was true. reminder that during the 1400-1700s there were so many whales in the ocean it was a problem for ships running into them, and today theres barely 20,000 left. it went from millions to thousands in less than 300 years.

>>14632801
This but unironically

i like hank the cattle dog
and that one book about the dog who gets dirty and his family doesn't recognize him anymore

>>14629445
Wrong, large dinosaurs likely had air sacs leading into their bones from their lungs as birds do that reduced their weight. Clifford is a mammal and so does not have that luxury

>>14633046
Hollow bones are based.
t. gryphoid furtard

>>14633046
>air reduces weight
/sci/?

>>14633124
they had helium, which likely meant that dinosaurs also spoke in very high voices

>>14630401
Nice pic of Veluca.

>>14633124
Pores/ air pockets in the bones reduces their density, which therby reduces weight, what is difficult to understand about that?

>>14632786

>Buttplugs

That's a Dreidel dummy.

>>14628797
Can't