/lit/ - Literature

>>14662503
This can be absolutely kino, specially if the character is going insane. Ever read Hamlet?

>>14662503
i do this all the time

Literally me

>>14662516
this. How else is the character supposed to deal with eldritch, outre and piscine apparitions that threaten to tear apart the mind?

>character calls herself a "worthless, filthy whore" during coitus

>not speaking to yourself out loud for all the ghosts, people from the future viewing through time and interdimensional aliens
>not cursing out kitchen appliances when they "wrong" you

>>14662503
I do this all the time op, hell I even have a conversation

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>>14662503
There could be NIGGERS here

>>14662577
Uhmmmm i feel personally attacked rn

>>14662577
did I allow you to post this?

>>14662503
Honestly desu, speaking out load to yourself makes you smarter. You're able to talk about anything with yourself. Honestly actually feel bad for people that don't do this.

>>14662598
Why not just do it in your head?

>>14662577
ok this is LITERALLY me

>>14662516
>Shakespeare's monologues are voiced as if other characters could hear and not expressions of the characters inner monologue

>>14662516
>read
>a play

>>14662548
I didn't know my gf was in a book

>>14662577
uh oh

>>14662933
jk I've been diagnosed with 3 mental illnesses, not undiagnosed at all. But the description is spot on

>>14662577
Literally me but im somehow not a virgin

>>14662560
Only kitchen appliances, though?

>>14662577
le normalfaggot niwaka tumblrina face

I do it IRL constantly and rephrase what im trying to say repeatedly if i feel as though im not communicating my point effectively enough... to myself

>>14662577
>not ugly and usually attractive
>this is what these faggots actually believe

>>14662503
why is his wojak so real

>>14662577
A few of those are me

>>14662602
You catch things that you wouldn’t have caught otherwise.

>>14662577
Every single one of these applies to me. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Girls have even told me I look like a model.

>>14662577
Who made this meme? Why? How is it real? How did he know? There is some dark conspiracy behind the promulgation of this meme and I plan on getting to the bottom of it. This is unnatural.

>>14663482
you ever seen pic related ?
It's like someone who knows me better than myself made this image.
Someone out there is making extremely accurate descriptions of people, probably based on anons of 4chan

>>14663366
nah, i know full well that im ugly as sin

>>14662577
lmaoing @ incels who think they're attractive or intelligent

>>14662577
le this is literally me XD

>>14663772
>you ever seen pic related ?It's like someone who knows me better than myself made this image. Someone out there is making extremely accurate descriptions of people, probably based on anons of 4chan
Almost as if it's the product of data mining, AI, and shills.

>>14662503
Imagine not having to restrain your natural impulse to talk to yourself in public. Couldn't be me.

>>14662503
yes, I do this, don't you?

>>14662577
100% me

>>14662577
Delet

>>14662577
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HAIR I NEVER HAVE AHHHHH

I'll never get the busted ass pussy of the girl that works at the grocery store ah bloobly bloo hoo.

>>14662503
>characters speak to the reader, and complain about the author

>>14666019
You need a hyphen in there somewhere. Is it:
>busted-ass pussy
or
>busted ass-pussy
?

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>>14662577
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>>14665875
lol, chill out. i literally haven't been to a haircut place in years. right now the top hairs are like down to my chin and i shaved the sides with a wahl. also i fucked up doing this and the sides are way uneven and i just got too bored to fix it because its hard as fuck to control your arms in a mirror. also i did this a month and a half ago so the sides are unkempt right now and growing down around my ears. how i cut the top is i put my hair into a ponytail and just cut the ponytail. also i have guy fawkes facial hair. recently pierced my own ears too. i fucking mauled the shit out of my lobes lol.

>>14662577
This is me but i'm ugly and not a virgin :-DDDDD

>>14662577
Mirror mirror on the wall,
Who's the biggest failure of them all?
I didn't need to see this.

>>14666232
a person can't be a failure, because to fail at being a person would mean you somehow aren't a person. the only thing you can fail at is things, you can't BE a failure.

>>14662577
FUCK
not a virgin but this checks out entirely

>>14662577
That's a lot of cope for one image

>>14662503
I've watched some Japanese variety shows, and when they're doing something with a hidden camera, the victim always talks aloud to themselves. I don't know if it's a Japanese thing or if they're in on it, but it freaks me out every time

>>14662577
The daydreaming and hair thing hit close to home.

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>>14666321
A person can be a failure, in the sense that they can fail do live up to a pre-defined goal regarding who they are and not what they can do. That way, their being, their self, is a failed attempt at a goal, and therefore a failure.

>>14662577
me irl

>>14662577
people have described my eyes as chinky

>>14662577
>should/should
this is bothering me a lot
wtf did they mean by this

>>14666071
someone explain the phenomena of self diagnosis like this. does everybody experience all of these things a little bit? is this like horoscopes?

>>14666760
I think the kind of people that relate to these meme self-diagnoses are feeling bad about themselves and also either consciously or unconsciously look for a way to justify or quantify their behavior. It really is no different to horoscopes except that its built on cooler modern reactionary phenomenons like being like travis bickle or the guy from drive because women look at you in a weird way and you dont want to work but rather watch youtube videos, but its okay because the videos are about quantum mechanics (or something). There is probably some weird MK ultra AI datamining thing behind it too. The memes make you feel good when you see how everyone else feels the same way in your small online community of losers and unfortunately for most I think it acts as an enabler so they never stop and end up dying losers.

>>14666711
based Anna poster, I hope this is really you

>>14662589
/thread

>>14666760
For most things in the DSM5 you have to match at lest a set number of the symptoms.
If there are 10 symptoms and you have 5 and some else has the other 5 you can both be diagnosed the same.

>>14666873
>this whole post

theres

no

escape

>>14666888
FUCKING CHECKED
also I agree I hate that shit

>>14666711
Please get Tulsi on again before Hillary zuccs her

>>14666040
>characters speaks to the author, and complains about the reader

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>>14667778
Literally me.

>>14667778
This one >>14665857 is too specific to work like that. Most people don't do this.

>>14667778
>t. snowflake in denial

>>14667778
So relatable, wow.
This is the closest to someone acknowledging ME i ever felt!

>>14666760
The characteristics are vaguely formulated, and partly apply to most people, at least some time in their life. Pair this with the fact that a large portion of people on 4chan suffers from low self-esteem and anxiety (like most young people from time to time), and seek to find a reason to why they feel so abnormal.
You don't automatically suffer from mental illness or a personality disorder because the criteria partly apply to you.

>>14667778
Thank you. I was getting worried that nobody would post it.

>>14663772
this reads to me like the description of a narcissist

What do you believe?
I believe that the last and the first suffer equally. Pari passu.
Equally?
It is not alone in the dark of death that all souls are one soul.
Of what would you repent?
Nothing.
Nothing?
One thing. I spoke with bitterness about my life and I said that I would take my own part against the slander of oblivion and against the monstrous facelessness of it and that I would stand a stone in the very void where all would read my name. Of that vanity I recant all.