/lit/ - Literature

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>>14909626
Mein Kampf
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Sex and Character

Schopenhauer

>>14909626
Kierkegaard

>imagine letting women define your self-worth
you deserve it simp. I hope you kill yourself too.

>>14909626
Das Kapital

>>14909634
Hey, Schlomo, wazzup?

>>14909626
Believe in yourself bro

>>14909699
what is the photo trying to convey?

>>14909645
Great answer

>>14909626
revolt against le modern world

I'm definitely going to take testosterone replacement therapy when i turn 50 so that my junk doesn't shrink like it does when ya get old. Beware y'all....... that large dong is only temporary

>>14909626
I cannot relate, but is there any literature for coping with being a virgin?

>>14909903
the trick to having a fat one is to fiddle yourself constantly

>>14909912
why do virgins always want to steal the spotlight? bunch of attention whores. this thread is about small dicks.

>>14909626
anon you can buy a cock sleeve to extend it by however much u want. i've been using it on my bf

>>14909934

>>14909924
I'm a virgin because I'm afraid of revealing my small dick to a gril and she laughs at it ._.

>>14909997
Gotta roll the dice anon. Protip: A slut is more likely to laugh in your face right away then a relatively wholesome grill you dated for awhile.

>>14910109
Books about people who were too scared to even "roll the dice"?

>>14910126
Basically all of them in some way or another. Welcome to the literary lifestyle.

>>14909997
How big are we talking...

>>14910452
Actually my problem is not length but girth. I've got Irish pencil dick. 4.5" girth. Kill me senpai

>>14910585
You've been on 4chan too long if you are measuring girth.
Don't watch porn; they are using prosthetics and bubble lenses to make dicks look bigger.
It's all to fuck with your brain.

Communist Manifesto.

>>14909838
tattoo bad, me smart

Feels good being a 7 x 5.5 gigachad ;)

>>14909626
try jelqing

>>14910610
this is true. Especially in the 'blacks-on-blondes' fetish; the black man, if you notice, is usually about 4 feet tall and so his four inch erection just seems like it's very big by comparison to his tiny body; which you notice when he only seems slightly taller or even much shorter than a porn actress who's barely 5 feet herself.

>>14910585
you can always tie it in a bow, although you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang too low.

> no dick
> no problem
i may be a reverse tranny but i'm not a whore or simp. take the monk pill.

>>14909626
Your problem isn't your small penis. Your problem is that you value yourself based on what some woman might think about your penis.

Human, All Too Human

>>14911158
I'm 6'3" and have a well-above-average
size dick, but it honestly doesn't look that impressive if I'm just standing around with my cock out because it's normal-at-best in proportion to the rest of my body.

>>14911313
Women aren't looking at it primarily; they're feeling it inside them.

I've never measured my dick because I don't want to give it a number to how small it is, but it is the same size of an index finger
It transcends the big-small dichotomy, as I'm pretty sure I'm physically incapable of having intercourse with it
I'm good looking and have been courting a girl I really like, but I don't know what I'll do it I ever get to bed with her
I can't even hold my dick with a fist, that's how small it is. It's child penis tier really

>>14912185
Trade dicks with me I have an SPH fetish.

the ogre by michel tournier

>>14909626
All of Hemingway's life and work, all of it.
His dick was described as a .22 round, he thought a man had a limited number of orgasms in his life and as soon as he got the ED he shot himself in the head.

Keynes, General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money

>>14912297
Has Keynes always been shilled here or is this a recent development?

>>14909626
Women typically don't want anal sex with big penis boys, you have an advantage in this situation.

The Tunnel by William H Gass is the only answer it's literally small penis the book.

>>14912301
Who knows but this crisis should make anyone who like Keynes to reconsider.

Your diary desu.

>>14912285
Source for it? I could only find about him measuring Fitzgerald's dick

>>14909626
I can fit two hands on my erect penis and I'm still a virgin.

>>14909626
Infinite Jest

Theres a character who measures his dick size 3 times a day.

>>14909626
https://tags.literotica.com/sph/?sort_by=favorite

>>14912398
What did DFW mean by this?

>>14912448
obviously dfw had a problem with his penis size. He was a tall buff dude with a small cock, and his generally neurotic personality (tv addiction, self doubt etc) must have gotten hung up on it. (Just like i have)

>>14909626
When was the last time you think Edstrom ever saw his chode? Fatty probably can't even see it.

>>14909626
asian literature

bump :^)

>>14909626
Carin about the size of your penis is the ultimate in slave morality
Are you here to satisfy another? Are you here to be an internalized object?
Of course you are, you pathetic little weak pol incel

>>14910585
>4 inch girth

>>14912185
mines small end of average, though it's normal, thanks for making me feel better. 6x4

>>14912318
it's not really helping with it though, the guy is unhealthily obsessed with it. (I didn't finish it though I assume the novel to be autobiographical somewhat+doesn't seem like a book you read to see how it ends)

>>14912704
murakami lol, they all got big dicks.

>>14909626
getting a bigger dick?
Imagine if you were the first person to find out how to enlarge a man's penis! At first, people will laugh and mock you for trying, taunting you and insulting you every step of the way. But then, on one sunday morning you'll get up, look at the mirror and witness the massive two digit trouser leviathan, and you won't give a shit. Nah, DESU though I think the reason you feel bad for having a small peepee is cuz you think it negatively impacts some self conjured worth you have of yourself. Convince yourself, through logic, that you have no need for validation from having a big dick, wake up every morning and tell yourself "I don't care about my dick's size" and reach a point where you feel no desire to possess a bigger one, and you'll be fine. It might be impossibly hard, but if anyone can do it, it's you anon, because, like all of us, you're already worthless and your dicks size doesn't change that :)

>>14915317
I'll kill you if you kill me

>>14909645
I have a small dick and I love Kierkegaard, so anon might be on to something. I never think about it though. Only one girl has seen it and she said nothing about its size.

>>14915771
What do all the big hairy muscular guys who top you say about it, though?

>>14915786
Nice projection, hylic