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How to Look Like Some Random Ho but only the first two chapters

"she"

>>15100859
wow, I want to tame her. I want her to believe that she needs me

>>15100859
>Or,
>alternatively: books for this feel

>>15100906
Get the fuck out of my thread, catamite.

>>15100859
She read ten pages of The Field Guide to Astral Projection a few years ago but she doesn't read, she listens to trap rap and fucks old men on seeking arrangement for money and spends it all on benzos, alcohol, weed and clothes

>Nothing
>She does not yet deserve a fair description
Stop idolizing the aesthetically inferior.
>>15100923
This

>>15100859
from this angle it looks like im the book she is reading, haha

The freckles on my penis

>>15100913
>catamite
Fuck your shit thread

>Ruby stared her phone down for the selfie, sent it off to Instagram —“Your favorite bitch with a bitch face”— and then relaxed her musculature. She then hit her oil pen, kept listening to a song she’d sometimes remember, though never very well, when she was 38, and waited for Cole, majoring in business, to respond, as she had been and would be for hours.

Please make fun of me

>>15100971
>Ruby stared her phone down for the selfie, sent it off to Instagram —“Your favorite bitch with a bitch face”. She then hit her oil pen and kept listening to a song.

There, fixed

>>15100859
what do you guys think her poop smells like?

>>15100859

I don’t get the obsession with girls like this, she looks ok but overall plain. I don’t mean that I’m gorgeous but just people drool over the weirdest things.

>>15101040
Girls like this are more attractive than basic girls because it implies that they have actual interests

She looks like she likes to get naked in public and masturbate in front of strangers.

>>15100859
i want her to shit on my chest

>>15101093
If only.

>>15101110
Why? What would that accomplish, bro?

>>15100859
peepee poopoo
stinky tehehehe
Oh poopoo peepee

>>15101027
Like Mira Gonzalez

>>15100859
>Better to reign over simps than submit to one Chad.

She compels me from a height that is asymmetrical. I cannot offer her any justification for why I am, other than that I am for her.

>>15100859
My flaw is that I see a beautiful form in the physical and believe it encases a beautiful spirit, when more often than not beauty in the exterior masks vapidity in the interior.

I think I finally became immune to their spells.
I don't believe in asexuality barring some extreme neurological conditions, so I don't think it's that.
I just really don't give a fuck about them anymore.

Is this good or bad?

>>15101490
Why would a pleasing phenotype belie anything other than inner beauty?
>>15101514
>my dick doesn't work: the post
Pretty cringe, ngl familia.

>>15100859
she looked like just another goth cum-dumpster at first glance: but upon closer inspection she was actually a he.

I'm pretty sure at this point they all have the same name, after all they all have the same haircut, eyeshadow, beaten up carhartt from the local charity store -- why would their names be any different? Their personalities definitely aren't.

>>15100859
2 things in excess, makeup, and a penis.

sic semper simps

>>15101423
simp

>>15100859
She thinks she is super smart, "advocates" for women's rights but never does anything beyond complaining. Exclusively reads women authors like Austen, Woolf or Dickinson.

>pic related

Is this fucking laff?

>>15100859
wouldn't approach her. the arrogance and contempt in her face does render it masculine as these typically are associated with men fwr. Perhaps if she speaks and reads French that could save her: Baudelaire, Verlaine, Rimbaud....
The childhood trauma here's legit

>>15100962
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ITS GONNA BLOW HERE IT COOOOMS

>>15100906
fuck off you pedo cunt

>>15100859
I think I know her.
From before the dyed hair and nose ring of course.

>>15100962
i would have thought you would be excited for another chance to get attention you fucking subhuman

>>15100859
no gf

>>15100859
BPD and Ecstasy, conceited with low self-esteem; she's a teenage dream if you hate yourself

>>15100859
She reads the groove of my shaft and helmet like braille with the forward and backward motions of her passing tongue.

>>15100859
Go to her twitter.
"i'm tired of existing"
1k likes.
I hate modern human beings so much.
I would be the most cruel JRPG villain you can imagine.

>>15103496
I can't imagine a JRPG villain because I'm not a stunted manchild

>>15103323
He's even cringier than the people he tries to make fun of

Has anyone ITT ever had a converstion with a woman?

>>15101658
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15104531
I have. Plenty, actually. They rarely add anything relevant and always seek attention. And when they start talking to add something, it's to reaffirm the status quo and the most socially acceptable view points.
It's a waste of time.

>>15101658
>36.9K followers
This is so scummy.

>>15104315
If you're on 4chan, you're still a manchild, don't kid yourself. But that's alright, because nobody cares, we're all sociopaths in here, we're family. If you can't think of a JRPG villain, then think of a cartoonish evil laughing madman. Or a crazy scientist conducting experiments on twitter e-celebs and instagram whores.

>>15100955
Haha...:-)

>>15100859
Why does it hurt so bad bros?

She looks like she has dick sucking lips. But I suspect she wouldn't if she weren't wearing lipstick.

>>15105330
What hurts?

>>15105393
my hips, sometimes i even have trouble falling asleep bc of that

>>15101071
This. I could dislike her style and interests but at least she isn't a complete normie

>>15105435
For me its shoulders

>>15104596
Sooo, you haven't? Gotcha.

>>15104326

>>15100859
You know what works surprisingly well with most girls? Making an honest complilent about something she dpes nlt expect. I would tell her that I like her eyebrows

i h8 women lmao

>>15106891
why?

>>15106906
Sour grapes.

>>15101423
>>Better to reign over simps than submit to one Chad. I wonder if Chad will notice my new blouse when I pass by him later.

>>15100859
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