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"I didn’t want to, but I started thinking about old Mr. Antolini and I wondered what he’d tell Mrs. Antolini when she saw I hadn’t slept there or anything. That part didn’t worry me too much, though, because I knew Mr. Antolini was very smart and that he could make up something to tell her. He could tell her I’d gone home or something. That part didn’t worry me much. But what did worry me was the part about how I’d woke up and found him patting me on the head and all. I mean I wondered if just maybe I was wrong about thinking he was making a flitty pass at me. I wondered if maybe he just liked to pat guys on the head when they’re asleep. I mean how can you tell about that stuff for sure? You can’t. I even started wondering if maybe I should’ve got my bags and gone back to his house, the way I’d said I would. I mean I started thinking that even if he was a flit he certainly’d been very nice to me. I thought how he hadn’t minded it when I’d called him up so late, and how he’d told me to come right over if I felt like it. And how he went to all that trouble giving me that advice about finding out the size of your mind and all, and how he was the only guy that’d even gone near that boy James Castle I told you about when he was dead. I thought about all that stuff. And the more I thought about it, the more depressed I got. I mean I started thinking maybe I should’ve gone back to his house. Maybe he was only patting my head just for the hell of it. The more I thought about it, though, the more depressed and screwed up about it I got. What made it even worse, my eyes were sore as hell. They felt all sore and burny from not getting too much sleep. Besides that, I was getting sort of a cold, and I didn’t even have a goddam handkerchief with me. I had some in my suitcase, but I didn’t feel like taking it out of that strong box and opening it up right in public and all."
:(

>> No.1513329
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1513329

oh god are we doing the zwg again?

>> No.1513331

no i dont want to write i just need to get this stuff off my chest.

>> No.1513333

i hate you so much

>> No.1513346

>>1513333
what should i do?

>> No.1513348

>>1513346
Go pester another board?

Sage, sage, sage.

>> No.1513350

why does every tripfag on this god damned board have some sort of eerie fascination with a person or their works in particular?

you need to drop this "phase" ty

>> No.1513353
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1513353

>>1513346
I think you should man up. Jesus, it's like dealing with a whiny pre-teen.
Instead of constantly posting on here as if it's your personal blog why not sort out your life?

I think you need to see a professional too, you're clearly delusional as you pretend to be female for attention.

>> No.1513368

>>1513353
you're boring T

i think it would do you some good to adopt a key amount of delusion

>> No.1513371

>>1513353
go tom go

>> No.1513373

>>1513350
>you need to drop this "phase" ty
there's no phase. no one care. everyone is ugly. i am ugly. i too scared to die.

p.s. please drop your 'fabulous' phase. I recommend 'the joy of gay sex' to help you recover.

>>1513353
>post a quote from one of the greatest novels in English
>personal blog

>pretend to be a female
slander.

>> No.1513380

>>1513368
delusion doesnt make ppl interesting. i'm one of the most self-aware posters on this board.

>> No.1513384
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1513384

>>1513373
i kind of like you, in a way


i feel sort of lonely when your crazy ass isn't shitting up the front page

>> No.1513390

>>1513384
pity-lies dont do it for me.

>> No.1513406
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1513406

>>1513368
>>1513384
>mfw fabulous is trying to whiteknight tybrax for a pity cyberfuck

>> No.1513409
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1513409

>>1513380
>>1513390
but how could i not like you?

you are too strange a creature not to admire

>> No.1513417

>>1513350
>>1513350

who am i fascinated with?

>> No.1513415

>>1513406
delusion, it suits you already!

you do know that he and I have never played well?

i can't imagine that he's too becoming irl

>> No.1513419

>>1513417
oh you

yourself

>> No.1513433

>>1513419
>>1513419
:(

>> No.1513442

>>1513417
Yeah, yourself.

The sticky should be chislled into your tombstone when you die.

>> No.1513443
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1513443

>>1513415
:((((

>> No.1513446
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1513446

>>1513433
and do you think of this as a flaw of yours?

it is a virtue

and for some reason i am feeling sort of light-hearted today

i am treating you all so well!

>> No.1513447

>>1513443
why are you such a pessimist?

you have not realized by now that you, in all of your wretchedness, are somewhat beloved by me?

>> No.1513451

>>1513446
>thinks cockyness is a virtue
i hate ery1

>>1513447
does tha mean you would give me hug for free :3

>> No.1513452
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1513452

>>1513447
>mfw reading this post right after you called me delusional for implying you were whiteknighting tybrax

>> No.1513457

>>1513452
could you not tell i was trying to retain some amount of courtliness?

you have pushed me to my limits
>>1513451
hug you?

i would feed you maybe, if you were desperate

but beleive me, a hug is nothing a man needs when in doubt of himself

you have got me talking like those damn heterosexuals!

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1513463

>>1513457
Ad hominem.

>> No.1513478
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1513478

>>1513463
I wasn't characterising myself during the time of my previous actions

I was recalling my larger intents

you're wrong Tommy

>> No.1513479

>>1513446
>>1513446

you sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
I have no doubt that if we were to meet in real life we would regale each other with fantastic tales.

>>1513442
>>1513442

thank you kind sir

>> No.1513482

tripfags raus

>> No.1513494
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1513494

>>1513482
these things must occure


like a tidal waver or an earthquake they pass through this simple board

the tripfag circlejerk is one of gods most beautiful catastrophes

besides this was less of a circle and more of a support group

>> No.1513495

>>1513494
there's an e and an r that somehow managed their way into that post


do what you will with them

>> No.1513505

>>1513443
>>1513443


why do you keep posting pictures of richard from curryfree Ireland pretending he's you?

>> No.1513510
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>>1513505
To mislead and seduce Fabulous of course.

>> No.1513511

>>1513505
I should hope that isn't him

that boy is quite the girl

>> No.1513529

>>1513479
>scholar and gentlemen
excuse my littering upon this thread

but i would like to point out (only for all of you readers) these are not things which i would prefer to be recognized as

instead, all of you out there, i would like to be thought of only as a beauty and a youth

so as to keep my dream alive

>> No.1513560

>>1513529
Yeah, I've begun to realise that one of the saddest, most pitiful aspects of you're being her is that you're not young are you? Working your shitty night job with only the hatred you garner from the rest of the people here is one thing, but to do it when you're old is quite another.

I supose our only hope is that all this is some kind of extended suicide note. Painful as it it for the rest of us to endure.

>> No.1513579

.........
bump

:]

>> No.1513584

>>1513560
that was not very nice of you

i am young, too young, and that is why i pray to never let this period in my life end

it is a time of such ignorance and parade

i am currently debating whether to let myself grow old or just, die as young and as ignorant and as completely full of beauty as i am now

but of course, never by my own hand

i should only have to pray for some sort of natural disaster; a small one

to be both a beauty and a tragedy, wouldn't that be ideal?

>> No.1513596

>>1513584
what does feed me mean. why i can not got hug....

>> No.1513608

>>1513584
well, i'll keep my fingers crossed for a suicide, but I'm already way ahead of you in praying for some sort of natural disater to befall you. I'll take either, to be honest.

>> No.1513624

>>1513596
it means i should be happy to retrieve you from your pit of sorrow, but you should not want me to comfort you
>>1513608
just remember to pray for a small disaster, i should not want to feel responsible for another death, and i should not want to share the greatness that comes with it

>> No.1513644

>>1513324
I've never read Catcher in the Rye.
Fuck that gay shit.

>> No.1513654

>>1513624
on the contrary, if there is any way at all that i may assist in your imminent demise then please do let me know.

>> No.1513664

>>1513624
that doesnt make any sense, i hate you, you're such a faggot -_-

>> No.1513667

>>1513654
you could deny me a place in your heart

that would just destroy me

>> No.1513672

>>1513667
enough to kill yourself??? promise?

>> No.1513679

>>1513672
I can't promise


that would be false


i'm sorry, i hope you know it means the world to me, your and my relationship

>> No.1513680

>>1513644
It's not even close to being as gay as the picture implies, I promise.

>> No.1513688

>>1513679
even in this you fail

>> No.1513692

how come no one wants me to kill myself?

>> No.1513699

>>1513692
don't do that

>> No.1513702

>>1513692
not worth the rope

>> No.1513706

Just fucking hang yourselves, the lot of you.
Anything to keep you from continually shitting up this board.

>> No.1513708

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life."
my favorite quote which led me to my favorite anime, I actually use Holden Antolini as my pseudonym

>> No.1513713

>>1513706
these posts are so critical

was your haven really as pure as it seemed?

maybe it took a bit of filth to perfect it?

>> No.1513722

>>1513713
that is a moronic thing to say. i actually kind of like you, faboo, but don't push it, yeah? and tybrax needs to fuck off ASAP.

>> No.1513725

>>1513708
>Holden Antolini
so in your fantasy continuum Holden loves on that pedophile?

weird

>> No.1513735

>>1513722
>i actually kind of like you, faboo
now you're coming around

look on the brighter side, atleast this tybrax thread was loosely tied to the literature world

>> No.1513746

>>1513725
Yup, you caught me. it's actually just combining my favorite two characters in the book.

>> No.1513756

>>1513699
i used to think about it once every two weeks, then week now i think about it alot. i wonder if i could get shotgun from farmer, everything else seems to difficult.