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>Dentist invites you to her house for a free check-up
>See this

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>> No.15516396

>>15516383
at least you know she'll be very diligent about checking your fillings?

>> No.15516411

Marry her.
She is ayypilled and is probably wild in bed.

>> No.15516439

>>15516383
the real question here is why hasn't OP married her?

>> No.15516547

>>15516411
This. And bond over Posadist accelerationism together

>> No.15516561

>>15516411
>>15516439
A wife with a solid career who I can listen to paranormal podcasts with when we're not just chilling and reading side by side? Do want.

>> No.15516565

>>15516383
I would love to marry a crazy woman. Conspiracy-crazy, not sociopath-crazy.

>> No.15516690

>>15516383
She is looking for a flying saucer in your cavity.

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>>15516411
This.
>tfw have no kinky qt dentist waifu who is into anesthesia breath play
WHY FUCKING LIVE?

>> No.15517120

>>15516383
I once had a supervisor at a shitty cleaning job who randomly started talking to me about how I thought the world would react when UFO's were disclosed, and that the world had been deceived for so long. Could tell by the way she asked she was 100% serious. Unfortunately she was 60+ balding hag-troll.

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>> No.15517390

>>15516383
Yeah, this is peak schizo. Especially if she actually read them all. Inform her she needs to take her meds.

>> No.15517393

>>15516383
Neetzche was right. The perfect woman does exist, although extremely rare.

>> No.15517428

>>15516392
>>15516385
>>15516383
based

>> No.15518182

>>15516383
I'll say it's a typical dentist bookshelf.

>> No.15518206

It's based, should not be ashamed to indulge her passion about ufo

>> No.15518216

>bang her
>she makes you wear an alien mask

>> No.15518377

>>15517384
Literally me

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>>15517093
It hurts.

>> No.15518509

A fan of the history channel eh?

>> No.15518590

>>15516383
I stopped reading UFO/alien books because they keep contradicting one another.

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>>15516383
anon...when she makes you fall asleep with the gas...do you think she probes you?

>> No.15518650

>>15516383
Tell her I'm picking up strange radio waves from space in my fillings

>> No.15518705

What kind of fucking wierdo dentist offers free checkups at home

Jesus Christ that's the creepiest fucking thing I've ever heard