/lit/ - Literature

>>15517361

>>15517361
>poetry fags
You mean patrician literati? Yes, I think tattoes are cringe and mainly used for attention-whoring.

>>15517361
>Edna conjures up Narnia
Nice. I should look into her stuff.

>>15517411
>Edna conjures up Narnia
what do you mean, dear?

>>15517361
Please don't post pictures of my wife without permission.

>>15517373
>I think tattoes are cringe and mainly used for attention-whoring
You mean in general? As a dude with a few tattoos I can tell you I get them without really giving a fuck what other people think. In fact, that is the reason why all my tattoos are utterly shit, and I honestly never had anyone compliment on them

But yeah, that girl's tattoo does look whorish, even for my taste. And that's from someone who likes both tattoos and whores

If you're going to get a poem tattoo at least do a good poet

>>15517425
Let us see them.

>>15517361
>tramp stamp
>but it's a Shakespeare quote
I am torn.

>>15517429
>Frost and Shakespeare
>not good
???

>>15517429
>he doesn’t have the entirety of rhyme of the ancient mariner on his bodice

>>15517415
Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies

>>15517454
Are you a Narnia fan? I've been interested in reading them but don't know if I'm too old for that. What do you think?

>>15517454
You will never die then.

>>15517461
They’re very juvenile and christian, but I am periodically going back to Moomins myself, so I’m last to judge. As always I hear the first is best, so go right ahead and enjoy.

>>15517463
I wish

>>15517448
Frost is embarrassing, and that shakespeare quote is the most cliche "Laugh, Love, Live" shit possible

>>15517361
>center aligning poetry
mega cringe

>>15517474
You are 46. The clock is running boomer. You probably have menopause and you probably look like an old hag.

>>15517442
>Let us see them
there you go, those are my most recent ones

>>15517502
>Stop enjoying life. STOP IT!
Shutup

>>15517508
Holy crap, you too. Wtf

>>15517454
Always thought she was kinda hot in a weird way watching those movies as a teen

>>15517515
Why you act so angry buttercunt? Are you in your period?

>>15517509
>I on the other hand look just like muh aniné, senpai.
0/10

>>15517513
Gotta be the most ugliest and retarded tattoos I seen. Something I'd doodle on my arm in primary school.
Sorry to break it to you, but you're a bit of a spaz, mate.

>>15517515
There's a difference between enjoying life and wanting everyone to think you enjoy life when you're extremely lonely and suicidal. That's what a "Laugh, Love, Live" tattoo signifies; it's a cry for help from unmarried, childless, middle aged women

>>15517361
And just above her crotch:
>Do you think I meant country matters?
William Shakespeare
Hamlet
Act II, Scene II

>>15517361
>Centering someone else's work
almost as bad as translating it

>>15517513
Why do you do that to yourself?

Worst tattoo I have ever seen was angel wings and the word "serephim"(sic) across a fat girls back

>>15517502
>Frost is embarrassing
Frost is kino at times.

>>15517533
It’s a quote from A Midsummer Night’s Dream about the vagaries of love. You’re cringing your pants over great literature, on /lit/
Get out. Think about what you’ve done. Out.

>>15517526
I look pretty well. Not a chad but above average and I am quite young. At least I am not going to be a spinter like you. You are looked like shit in your older pictures. You probably look hideous right now. Keep coping dyke.

>>15517565
Mmm, hit a nerve didn't I butterfly? You changed your tune rather quickly too. What happened to enjoying life? Why are you trying to validate the tattoo to me? If you really are happy, you shouldn't care one lick about what I think about it or shakespeare. Yet here you are, wasting away on this board instead of living

>>15517581
True. She is probably is most pathetic poster in this board.
>46
>Failure in art collage
>Retard
>Dyke
>Ugly
>Narcissistic
>Spinster
>Post in a chinese basketweaving forum. Trying to argue with 20 year old autists.

>>15517581
>validate the tattoo
Not even...
What lost boys without a Neverland.

>>15517361
this is why we need to define childhood by puberty and social divergence again

>>15517524
yea like big tit big sister way

>>15517620
My my didn't expect to break you this easy

>>15517613
holy shit is he seriously a 46 year old tranny

>>15517530
>Gotta be the most ugliest and retarded tattoos I seen
That's what people usually say

I also got a tattoo on each one of my fingers, and 99% of the people comment on it asking if it is real or if I drew it on myself with a pen because of how shit it looks. Not even kidding, I've heard that comment like an INFINITE amount of times

>but you're a bit of a spaz
I had to look up the meaning of that, not sure that matches my description. I'm extremely self-controlled and rational

>>15517546
>Why do you do that to yourself?
Life is too short, simply put. Also, I find it ultra stupid how tattoo people have this mentality that tattoos need to have a meaning or some shit like that, so I rather just get mines because I want to with no strings attached.

Some of the ideas I have to get next are:
>a <3 on one of my buttcheeks (no homo, though)
>a specific movie quote on my chest, though probably written in bad styling
>unironically pic related
>a 4 of clubs (like in a deck of cards)
>maybe some skulls, idk
>a barbed wired on my arm
>Metallica's ninja star thingy logo

Though I haven't go any new tats recently because of a little moral dilemma concerning it. Maybe I will get them after July 20th

>>15517731
she is a 46 year old dyke. She is not a tranny, but looks ugly enough in photos that people may confuse her as a tranny. And is even worse those photos are at least 6 year old, she probably looks worse right now.

>>15517613
>>15517731
>>15517788
Don't really know much of /lit/ but that seems an awful lot of negativity towards some random person

>>15517565
This comment is a bit shit indeed, though

>>15517862
>Random
She is not random newfag. She is been here for a long time.

>>15517862
It's a mentally ill little boy who chases her around the board, replying to her every post with vitriol and bitterness. Sad.

>>15517910
Yeah, I assumed. I didn't mean she was a newfag, just that she was someone random, as anyone is really

Though I'm a little surprised people use name tags here, or are even recognized by it. I'm foreign to /lit/, and I don't think anyone pulls that crap from the darker boards I came from

>>15517361
would

>>15517910
it's her by the posting style (always with an image) but why does she sometimes use a trip and sometimes not
confusing

>>15517749
>Some of the ideas I have to get next are:
>>a <3 on one of my buttcheeks (no homo, though)
>>a specific movie quote on my chest, though probably written in bad styling
>>unironically pic related
>>a 4 of clubs (like in a deck of cards)
>>maybe some skulls, idk
>>a barbed wired on my arm
>>Metallica's ninja star thingy logo
Mark?

>>15517988
Nope, sorry bro.

>>15517749
how do you feel about GG Allin's tats?

>>15517361
I'm so horny omg

>>15518131
>how do you feel about GG Allin's tats?
Had to google him, but seems pretty cool to me. I'm into this retarded style of tattoos

My main inspiration though is actually from a movie named Hesher

>>15517945
>Though I'm a little surprised people use name tags here,
Yah, thats why we largely dont like her.
However she can sometimes post decent stuff since she actually reads a decent amount in her particular interests. Though most of the time she acts like a bitter old holier than thou cat lady thats annoying af. Though sheed be 1000 times less annoying if she wasnt a namefag.

Though shes not bad in this thread today.

>>15517945
Butterfly is infamous for talking about books she hasn't actually read
She didn' know faust was a play ffs

>>15518191
Look up more info on GG Allin. He was quite the character

>>15518248
Fucking liars.

>>15518283
Idk i think i >>15518226
was accurate butterfly. You do read, and you probably wouldbt get half the shit you did if you were not a trip fag.

>>15518283
He is right and you know that butterdyke. You ruin every fucking thread with your low quality posts. Fucking retard.

>>15517361
This would seriously turn me off and I am desperate as fuck

>>15517513
Based retard

>>15517369
jajajajaj

>>15518260
I might do, though I'm not much into celebrities. Though from what I saw so far it seems he was into the punk rock scene, that seems neat. One of my favorite bands is a punk rock band, pic related, and I definitely feel like getting more into punk music now a days, so I might end up listening to some of his stuff

>>15518407
>Based
Never understood that expression

>>15518283
Care to tell me about yourself? No tricks or anything, I just got curious, and I'm obviously suspicious of hearing the opinion of others about you, especially here, since its really common knowledge that the average anon is a total dickhead

I'm new to /lit/, though I might be hanging around more often

>>15517361
Lmfao. All I can imagine is her getting this tattooed to give reading material to the scores of lads who'll be barebacking her doggy style. Something akin to having magazines by the toilet for people to read while they shite.

>>15518506
>Based
Means admirablly sincere and or aesthetic
>redpilled
Is real or past some illusion.

>>15518506
Just an old poster that spends too much free time here. Anonymous are more and more cult like every year and they don’t understand the drawbacks to it make their board shit. The dickheads hide that way of course.

On occasion I have baited people i to talking about the damn books they post about, usually with simple “Flashman is so based!” And no one actually discusses the contents. I never claim to have read them but I’m free to talk about them.
Never claimed I read Faust

>>15518529
>redpilled
>Is real or past some illusion.
Except the delusional think themselves redpilled

>>15518549
Why the tripcode though?

>>15518549
>Just an old poster that spends too much free time here
I feel you. Lately I've tried to stay away, but old habits die hard and I don't really enjoy social media, so I rather waste my time here

>Anonymous are more and more cult
Not sure I agree. My personal view is just that most anons here are edgy people who think everyone in here is shit, though that ironically tell us more about themselves than anything. Plus, it is really easy to be a dick to people behind anonymity

Btw, I'm taking a leap of faith here, but you seems nice enough. The reason I decided to give /lit/ a try is because I wanted to vent a little about my experience of writing my first novel, so if that topic interests you, please feel invited to stop by the thread I created here >>15517484 and make a comment or two

Not even sure what I'm doing on this particular thread, though. I got lured because of the naked lady, then I started talking about tattoos, and I have no idea what any of that has to do with literature

>>15518620
Because they impersonate me when I do just the name.
Why the name? I found it comforting. I am forced to take responsibility for my posts. I go anonymous and I troll, get angry and mean, and lose myself. You all still don’t know me, but I am more myself now.

>>15518668
Will take a look now.

>>15518752
Butterdyke, it does not matter if you use a tripcode or go anonymous. All your posts are incredible retarded. They don't do anything meaningful, they are really low quality. Also, anonymous isn't a cult retard, is just simply being able to not being identified, to show your true self.

>>15517513
at least tell me these are prison tats

>>15517361
I'm going to get the entirety of ALP's soliloquy tattooed on my left leg.

>>15517361
>Pay $800 for a tattoo you can never see.
Women are such stupid vapid cunts.

>>15518752
>I go anonymous and I troll, get angry and mean, and lose myself.

You know, I can respect that, butterfly. This phenomenon is really the only drawback to anonymity.

>>15519237
Where do you get your tattoos?

>>15518529
>anon goes out of his way to provide accurate definitions of internet slang

Holy shit, /lit/ really is the best board on this cancerous website.

>>15519779

Reminds me of the time M00t had to explain 4chan slang to a courtroom ten years ago. My how time flies.

>>15517361
Imagine backshotting this bitch, blasting your nut all over fucking Frost and Shakespeare lmao

>>15519902

I'd aim for the picture.

>>15517361
I would imagine that the nice thing about having one's back tattoo'd is easily forgetting that they are there

>>15517425
>>15517513
>Hurr durr like I just don’t care man haha like yolo you know?
Cringe

>>15518549
>Except the delusional think themselves redpilled
And in doing so they use the word's sense precisely as >>15518529 defined it.

>>15517513
you have been cursed by the late sean f kay, you will die in your sleep tonight

>>15517513
I don't care what anyone else says, these rule. I hate perfect photorealistic tattoos that fade in a year and look like dog shit. Simple, dumb shit like this is so much better.

>>15518549
>Flashman
Oh man, I totally forgot about that time you got completely BTFO'd in that flashman thread. Why the hell would you even bring that up? Are you trying to mention it before someone else does?