/lit/ - Literature

>>15584674
Only read Angels and Demons and it seemed like a second rate Eco

>>15584705
Thats what I mean! Thats what makes his books so fun!

Deep state puppet

>>15584754
Lol just summarized all his books.

Once you're finished with Dan Brown then move on to Raymond Khoury.

>>15584765
Okay I will. But in exchange you have to tell me your favorite Dan Brown moment.

>>15584786
In The Lost Symbol when Langdon is put in the tank and thinks he is going to drown.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_breathing

>>15584899
Yeeah! And he trips massive balls on LSD, that was awesome!

>>15584763
I was talking about him, for some reason the anglo establishment fears the opus dei spread to gringoland hence they comissioned to this guy to write a hit piece about them.

>>15585203
Holy... dan Brown is BASED

>>15584674
>I wish he made more books that were outside of Robert Langdons world
Digital Fortress

>the beloved author Dan Brown teleports behind you
>uses a mirror to decypher a code which has stumped cryptography PhD's
>nothing personnel kid, says the acclaimed author Dan Brown

>>15584674
why
why are you doing this

>>15585897
Oml thats awesome! Do you got a source for that?

>>15587710
Super fun book! But besides that a deception point, thats it.

>>15587721

>>15587727
Because I like his books and everyone I talk to just talks mad shit about how stupid his books are, that they are basically like a dumb action movie for wannabe intellectuals... I know they are, his books are dumb fun and I appreciate them and I want the other Dan Brown fans who I know are getting talked down on some mad shit aswell to know they are not alone.

>>15586467
Now you know, you need to read you some

>tfw you research all of the secret societies referenced in his works and discover that, not only are they all real, their activities are far more sinister than anything described by his novels

>>15588087
I can assure you, you would find more success on /r/books
/lit/ is a proud anti-consumerist board, /sffg/ aside.

>>15588144
He saved the good stuff for those that take the time to do there own work.

>>15588169
I don't give a shit about your pride. Heres an idea; exactly what you told me expect YOU do it. Fucking edge-lord.

Imagine reading that shithead haha

>>15588216
Holy shit, calm down, tourist. Show me on the doll where it hurts.
I can faintly hear you crying over a board centered around liking Joyce and Melville and such not accepting your Dan "There are middle schoolers who write better prose than me" Brown.
You do have a right of free speech on an anonymous imageboard, and I do have the right to call you a soulless NPC and ruin every thread you make while directing you to a forum that would fit your needs much better.

>Imagine reading Dan Brown instead of Stephenie Meyer

>>15588232
>>15588243
This is what I mean. Your absolutely right, Dan Brown is fucking stupid and yeah his prose like reading the disclaimer on the side of lysol wipes. But that doesn't change the fact that sometimes it's good to appreciate mindless entertainment. Edge-lord, you could learn a thing or two from taking a break.

>reading for the dumbass plot
yeah you're not gonna make it

>>15588248
Fuck, how could I have been so misguided all these years.

>>15588144
Gets it

>>15588169
I'll keep posting here.

>>15588268
Do you only know one insult? And a reddite one at that? Lurk more, I suppose.
Mindless entertainment is fine, I myself partake in such an activity, you dyslexic retard. It's that there is still a difference between quality popcorn and the garbage which Dan Brown peddles, which I cringe at even while drunk at 3 AM (as does anyone with an IQ above 105). Read Game of Thrones, or Witcher, or those neat detective stories that have been popular since Sherlock Holmes. That's fine. But do not pretend that they all encompass a homogenous group of "mindless entertainment". Dan Brown is shit, even as someone to read in order to relax, purely for pleasure. Liking him is a definitive sign of being mentally retarded.

>>15588288
Me too, I find the memes in threads like this weirdly amusing. I also take pleasure in ruining OP's day.

>>15588268
I would feel forced to read his shit. Your "break" is just cope.

You sound like a indian guy

>>15588354
Yep because unlike you i'm not filled with hate, i'm having fun reading stupid books

>>15588378
Whats wrong with that?

>>15588614
>imagine being this insecure about your shitty reading habits, and needing to justify it on a Vietnamese throat-singing board.

OP is baiting, stop responding

>>15588636
That explains all these Communist threads then.

>>15588643
Bating you into sharing your favorite Dan Brown moment.

>>15588647
cope, npc

>>15588651
>implying the patrician men of /lit/ have read Dan Brown

>>15584674

Pretty pleb bro, not cool

>>15588660
>Posting in a thread you don't care about

Your really cool bro

I've read every dan brown book. I love him

>>15588655

>>15588676
Now that what I'm talking about! In order what are your favorites?

>>15584674
I wouldn't read someone labeled as "bestseller author" out of principle

>>15588692
So 99.99% of authors then

>>15588692
>I'm too unique for mainstream

>>15588696
yes
>>15588704
no Im an autistic contrarian so I cant bring myself to like popular things so its pointless to engage with it

>>15588725
Thats fair but i'm sorry to hear that, I hope you find happyness if you haven't already.

>>15588087
Based on the way you write you are either a woman or a dumb n*gger

>>15589578
Don't be mad just because I have what you want.

I particularly enjoyed reading the part where Malakh chases Katherine in the Smithsonian. Quite tense.

>>15589699
With all the lights off! That was intense! How malakh tricked her with the smell of his coat. So. Good.

>>15584674
Lost Symbol was meh, Inferno was boring, Origin was shit.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SvAUa1FcvDk

Tom Hanks is a pedoooooo

>>15589769
It's Hollywood, who the fuck isn't?

>>15589763
Thats just it, the Robert Langdon series is going down the toilet. I'm having fun with Origin but after I am done that book is getting dropped into a mini-library.

Inferno may be one of the worst books I've had the displeasure of finishing. The only thing in that book that gave me any sort of satisfaction was when the villain won because I hated the cast of characters just that much.

>>15589854
Yeah that ending was really Interesting

>>15589953
Shame they retconned it in the movie which was even worse

>>15591183
That movie is like watching an anxiety attack, it's next level stupid.

>>15584674
OP have you read any Preston & Child? I mean, they are pretty different Brown t b h, but I suspect you would like their Pendergast books

>>15591221
I would be more than happy to check it out! In exchange you need to give up your favorite Dan Brown moment.

>>15591292
Op is a dan brown shill.

The plots are as predictable as any action flick you might catch on tv on a saturday afternoon. But what makes them fun is how he weaves art and history into conspiracies which he then turns into a thriller. Though Origin probably must be commended for dropping a blackpill on unsuspecting readers.

Don't pretend like you don't want one of these

>>15591698
why would you put letters in a buttplug?

>>15584674

People may laugh at his stories, but not many out there can write a 200-page book you'll read in an hour.

>>15591698
I dont want this thing but looking at it I now want a wax seal stamp

>>15588679
This, except you don't look like that and look like a fucked up tranny

>>15591344
I crave your dan Brown moment

>>15591557
YES EXACTLY THIS! Although i'm still in the middle of spoilers so don't post anything about it!

>>15591698
Want? Bich I got one... it's fucking broken from how old it is, but it still works

>>15591706
Password protected anal virginity

>>15591716
Not many out there even write 200 pages in general.

>>15591910
How did you know?! Somebody call the police, we got a hacker on here!

>>15592273
You really are gay or a woman, right?

Never going to read Dan Brown here, op can you tell me why you think his books entice boomers so much?

>>15588243
You reek of disillusioned redditor newfag.

>>15584674
damn he looks exactly as I imagined him.
cool, that doesnt happen often

the end of The Lost Symbol is one of the dumbest things i have ever read
>kill me or i'll upload a video of a freemason initiation
hahahahahaahahahhahaha