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>> No.15851206

>>15851195
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is literally the final boss of the midwits

>> No.15851211

>>15851206
He’s +2 standard deviations for his kind though.

>> No.15851509

>>15851195
>6 words
>it's
lmfao

>> No.15851533

Kind of implies Africans and South East Asians developed their own farming/plantations/ railways/etc. before euros showed up which is not the case

It’s more like “you live here? lol why?”

>> No.15851539

>>15851195
.... wait. isnt this all of history though? how is this any more european colonism then mongolian takeovers or roman expansion? i know its suppose to be a midwit example, but i dont know how this mindset function...

>> No.15851568

I'm so sick of this anti-white bullshit. White people are by far the most productive, inventive, and charitable people this world has ever seen. That nigger is nothing without us.

>> No.15851594

eerr, that sounds more like the history of life its self not just of "European colonialism"

>> No.15851606

>>15851195
This nigga should ask himself what Africans are doing to each other right now with children soldiers.

>> No.15851618

Tyson, Sagan, and Dawkins are living proof that you can be incredibly smart in one subject and be absolutely retarded in other subjects.

>> No.15851631

>>15851195

>1984
>Lord of the Flies
>The Handmaid's Tale
>The Color Purple
>Fahrenheit 541
>House of Leaves
>The Neapolitan Novels
>Man's Search for Meaning
>The God Delusion
>The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks
>Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
>Thinking, Fast and Slow
>A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
>Freakonomics
>Between the World and Me
>A Visit from the Goon Squad
>To Kill a Mockingbird
>Chronicles of Narnia
>Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking
>Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind
>The Grapes of Wrath
>Ender's Game
>12 Rules for Life
>Guns, Germs, and Steel
>Anne Frank's Diary
>The Goldfinch
>Wolf Hall
>One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
>The Catcher in the Rye
>A Separate Peace
>Lincoln in the Bardo
>The World According to Garp
>any "literary graphic novels" including Jimmy Corrigan, the Smartest Kid on Earth, Fun Home, Maus, Persepolis, etc.
>anything by Malcolm Gladwell
>anything by Jonathan Franzen
>anything by John Updike
>anything by Vonnegut
>anything by Stephen King

I am not memeing. This is quintessential midwit-core.

>> No.15851644

>>15851533
>Kind of implies Africans and South East Asians developed their own farming/plantations/ railways/etc.
In your dreams, dumbass.

>> No.15851645

>>15851539
This

>> No.15851647

>>15851568
Niggers have a MASSIVE inferiority complex. Or rather, "Afro-Americans" have. Nogs from Africa can be quite civil, fun and down-to-Earth, while nogs in America are the worst kind of narcissistic, freeloading, gibs-me-dat kind of worthless scum, because "it's all the white man's fault".

>> No.15851683

>>15851533
>Kind of implies Africans and South East Asians developed their own farming/plantations/ railways/etc.
Are you an imbecile?

>> No.15851963

>>15851644
>>15851683
>Michelin’s presence in Vietnam prexists the French presence
>Nigerian railways preexisted the English
>congo was a rubber plantation before king Léopold
>Rhodesia existed before Rhodes
I get that you don’t like being abysmally stupid but it’s not my fault

>> No.15851978

>>15851195
Thomas Sowell is kino low-witcore.

>> No.15851982

>>15851963
Again, all those 'implications' only exist in your fantasy life. Keep dreaming, dumbass.

>> No.15851990

>>15851195

African history in 0 words:

>> No.15852000

>>15851982
>it’s babbys first b8 day on /lit/
yeah, anon, even just reading the back cover of king Leopolds ghost will prove you laughably incorrect. Michelin is a fucking French word you idiot. here’s your (You) now run along

>> No.15852009

>>15851195
African History in two words: "Ooga booga"

>> No.15852034

>>15851990
>>15852009
African history is six words: shit nigga dem whitebois is coming, we best act like we know how to count n sheeit

>> No.15852099

>>15852000
You're only proving my point with those examples. The original statement has exactly zero implications regarding "Michelin’s presence in Vietnam", or any imported economic activity at all. Only in your own twisted fevered imagination does anything like those implications follow. Take a logic class, chump.

>> No.15852144

>>15852099
try more brevity which will translate as ambiguity; I can see you want to do the whole circling back thing and have us return to arguing over shit we’ve covered, but the finer points are too obviously in my favor to believe you’re srs at all
try a reference to some completely unrelated issue and just imply that it addresses our discussion, that’s sure to bring me in and completely confuse everything
But again, good b8 should be quick and short. Good luck bud

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15852207

Conquering other people and taking their shit was how every civilization existed until quite recently, though I couldn't put a specific date on it. It's still being done but mostly in proxy wars since total war is frowned upon these days.

>> No.15852269

>>15852144
Are you drunk? What exactly are you trying to communicate? First you say that Tyson's statement, absurdly, "kind of implies" the pre-existence of Western infrastructure. Now you are writing literally unintelligible gibberish. Get your shit together.

>> No.15852272

>>15851195
I'm so fucking tired of this. All of history is just repeated conquerings. What next, will the mongols have to kowtow and abandon their land? Will the Germans get reparations from Italy from their dastardly Roman conquests? Or shall we all just go back to the fertile crescent? After all we stole everything else from nature.

>> No.15852287

>>15851195
Unironically Shakespeare, anon. Get a modern version or something if it seems a daunting read.

>> No.15852294

>>15852269
it's still too long, not infuriating enough
try something like this:

>>15851963
>no mention of Sudan
>no mention of Rwanda
>no mention of Zaire
laffin at yr small brain post


that is short, it's formatted like any other 4chan post, and it's loaded with subtle inanity that would take paragraphs to unpack.
try again anon. I believe in you.

>> No.15852297

>>15852294
Take your meds.

>> No.15852308

>>15851195
the big shit and piss diarrhea book or whatever fuck you

>> No.15852349

>>15852297
it's better, but it's not striking me in my autistic core like really good b8...

>> No.15852372

>>15851631
Catcher in the Rye straddles the entire range of IQs

>> No.15852686

>>15851647
I find the difference hilarious. African migrants are boisterous and friendly, while those born here are not. Very odd development.

>> No.15852706

>>15851631
Hey leave Vonnegut alone.

>> No.15852721

>>15851631
Narnia doesn't belong on the list. Otherwise solid

>> No.15853753

>>15852294
you dumb piece of shit, go to bed and drink some water

>> No.15853768

>>15853753
>still mad, hours later
lol

>> No.15853808

>>15851631
Of all that is posted the one that bothers me the most is guns, germs and steel because midwits swear by it being true, even though the explicit reasons of pretty much everything he says in the book is the reason why Europe advanced and Africa stayed the same for 100k years. Adversity breeds strength, and the strength of Europe was from the never ending punishments sent upon it.

>> No.15853835

>>15851539
White people BAD.

>> No.15853848

>>15851618
>Sagan
no

>> No.15853864

>>15851631
>Fahrenheit 541
>To Kill a Mockingbird
>The Grapes of Wrath
>One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
absolutely brainlet takes

>> No.15853886

>>15851647
>Nogs from Africa can be quite civil
>>15852686
>African migrants are boisterous and friendly,
Fuckin' idiots. If blacks in Africa are so great then why is it still a shithole? You're sampling the best and say "They're all like that". The average is still garbage tier, and even the best of the should stay the fuck in Africa.

>> No.15854092

>>15851195

Said's "Orientalism" is THE midwit book about western imperialism. And it has informed the views of a lot of people that went through higher education.

>> No.15854109 [DELETED] 

>>15853886
Rap culture glorifying slinging crack to your neighborhood and drive-bys is a great place to start

I'm with the gang, I'm with the mob, what was you thinkin'?
Remember them days, and that shit was hard, a nigga been thinkin' (Yeah)
I put a four in a twenty ounce, a nigga been drinkin' (Yeah)
If you with the squad, I give you my heart, lil' nigga, I mean it (Yeah)
I was fighting some demons, in the field, bitch, I'm deep in (Deep in)
I was raised in the deep end (Deep end), I know niggas be sinkin' (Sinkin')
Take your bitch and go deep in, but I gave her back, why you tweakin'? (Tweakin')
Come around with that rah-rah, we leave you dead on the cement (On the cement)
With the gang, we ain't playing fair
Matter fact, we don't play at all
OG 'Woods in the air
But we bought the Runtz so we smoke it all
Putting on a front, boy, you better fall
We gon' kill 'em dead, we gon' kill 'em all
Might spend a ten when I'm in the mall
I was on the bend with it in my drawers
Hit that smoke and I'm blackin' (Blackin')
Hit that smoke and I black out
If he run, blow his back down

>> No.15854231

>>15853848
Sagan was one of the inventors of the midwit "muh library of Alexandria" meme

>> No.15854391

>>15854231
>"lots of ancient knowledge was lost", what a shame
> no it wasn't we have all of it

>> No.15854437

>>15852686
That happen to all second immigrants in america, I dont' know why
>>15853886
butthurt

>> No.15854448

>>15851631
Not a bad post actually. A few disgreements/caveats:


>A Visit from the Goon Squad
Honestly kind of enjoyed it because I thought making a quarter of the book a powerpoint was funny.
>Chronicles of Narnia
This is children's literature (and it's fine as children's literature). I don't think there's anything wrong with young kids reading Narnia. If they continue to read it as adults then obviously it's stupid.
>One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
It's fine so long as you're not trying to take any message out of it.
>anything by John Updike
The Rabbit novels are kind of beautiful and Updike's language is tremendously good.
>any "literary graphic novels" including Jimmy Corrigan, the Smartest Kid on Earth, Fun Home, Maus, Persepolis, etc.
>anything by Stephen King
Wouldn't even have these as mid-wit, they are really low-wit/no-wit tier.

>> No.15854463

>>15851631
>The Grapes of Wrath
Oi vey

>> No.15854484

>>15851195
Bantu Colonial History in six words: "Dat yours? Me exterminating you now."

>> No.15854563

>>15853886

This level of sheer retardation is almost funny. It's like the living conditions in a country have nothing to do with politics, economics, levels of industrialisation, recent wars, etc and everything to do with the race of the people inhabiting them. Consider North and South Korea. It would be bullshit for me to argue that North Koreans are somehow less intelligent and as a result of this their country is worse off than South Korea, when it was clearly political and economic stupidity that caused the terrible conditions we see there today. Just like how most of Africa is still suffering from the effects of exploitative colonial rule and terrible post colonial rule by millitary juntas or corrupt autocrats. Either fuck off back to pol or make your arguments a little less garbage tier before you post again.

>> No.15854567

>>15851195
isn't that basically what colonialism is?

>> No.15854581

>>15854563
>it’s like the living conditions have nothing to do with the politics
>it’s like the politics have nothing to do with the living conditions

people with brains see this connection

>> No.15854589

>>15854484
What the fuck is a Bantu?

>> No.15854600

>>15854589
The sequel to Ban 1

>> No.15854609

>>15854437
>He doesn't know why
You need to get your weight up my dude.

>> No.15854626

>>15851195
History in six words: "Thank goodness we got there first."

That's the raw truth I wish these spineless progressives would come to terms with. The record of mankind was kill or be killed, attack or be attacked, conquer or be conquered. In any number of alternative universes the Chinese or Arabs or whoever perfected the technological prerequisites or the strategic insight to embrace and enable global power projection. It's an inexorable consequence of historical materialism and bourgeois reactionaries like Tyson must be held accountable.

>> No.15854695

>>15854626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkEIaAC2SLI

>> No.15856116

>>15853886
You're misunderstanding what I'm saying. I'm not saying they are especially intelligent, I'm saying that their attitude is a lot better and thus they are more fun to be around. That doesn't translate into me saying they're just as advanced as us.

>> No.15856137

>>15851195
Blacks are just mad that when they tried taking over Europe they got kicked the fuck out, and history proves that was the best thing to ever happen.

>> No.15856140

>>15856137
Blacks took over Europe by raping neanderthals and creating whites

>> No.15856148

>>15851568
The effects are colonialism on Africa and India are difficult to understate.

>> No.15856162

>>15856140
Retarded post. I'm obviously talking about the Battle of Tours.(obvious to those with a higher than 85 average IQ)

>> No.15856168

>>15856148
Indeed, for the first time in their history they were able to experience running water and infrastructure not constructed out of feces.

>> No.15856169

>>15856162
gib me dat legacy whiteboi it be ours now

>> No.15856186

>>15856162
I'm sorry your grasp of history doesn't go back further than that

>> No.15856193

>>15856168
Would you mind if I broke your legs but introduced you to the invention of the wheelchair?

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>>15854563
Pic is for you, bugman faggot. Race is real, and niggers will never achieve North Korean levels of prosperity, no matter how much foreign aid they get. North Korea is one of the few countries in the world without a jewish central bank controlling the nation. No surprise they're having a rough time of it. Nationalists are "literally Hitler" according to the elite.

>>15856116
>That doesn't translate into me saying they're just as advanced as us.
Which is isn't what I said.
>their attitude is a lot better and thus they are more fun to be around
Still taking a sample of the best and brightest that escape shithole central, and extrapolating that to the entire population.

>> No.15856198

>>15856168
Infrastructure doesn't off-set the squalor that followed or the horrific subjugation that was imposed. You can argue Africa's better off but India was one of the world's great nations/regions.

>> No.15856206

>>15856186
>I'm sorry your grasp of history doesn't go back further than that
I know its hard for you to cope with being a literal retard dumber than a gorilla, but hypothesis' on human migrations predating the advent of writing is not objective history.
>>15856193
I would rather you introduce your cousins and yourself to some god damn education.

>> No.15856220

>>15851539
We are living in the carcass of the European empires, so there’s a lot of fixation on them.

>> No.15856222

>>15851211
eh, he's still chained to his slave mentality and has similar issues to that peanut guy

>> No.15856230

>>15852372
What is it about? I'm not american btw

>> No.15856232

>>15856148
>>15856168
Trust me guys, the civilisation living in mud huts were about to revolutionise the world with its Wakandan technology, but then whitey swooped in and stole all of the resources they didn't know they had.

>> No.15856242

>>15856230
Incest, adolescent angst.

>> No.15856243

>implying the worst thing about colonialism isn't the fact that it ended and the manner in which it did
>implying Africa isn't being colonised by China right fucking now

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>> No.15856251

>>15856232
Likening India to subsaharan Africa isn’t fair desu.

>> No.15856255

>>15856206
This is why we don't let people younger than 18 post on here

>> No.15856263

>>15856243
>Chinks won't even invest in their own shitty middle economy.

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>> No.15856270

>>15856198
>the squalor that followed or the horrific subjugation that was imposed.
Squalor and inhumane treatment is and always was the societal norm among blacks. If you don't believe me just look at the condition these animals live in within America. Even Mexicans in 3 decades have managed to dwarf blacks in terms of home ownership and college completion.

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>> No.15856282

>>15856232
Hahahahaha this. They cant even stop finding nightmarish ways to torture each other today, yet they keep lecturing white people about mistreatment.

>> No.15856288

>>15856251
I'm a brit. We did that shit everywhere. But let's face it, Africa is never going to industrialise. Everywhere in the world managed to build a civilisation and industrialise, except Africa. You have people living in greater civility at the polar ice caps for gods sake.

>> No.15856289

>>15856274
Based.

>> No.15856294

>>15856269
Those 6 IQ points sure look steep

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>>15856282
I'm more affected by what they do to us.

>> No.15856299

>>15851195
What do you think Neil Tyson would be doing right now if Europeans never practiced slavery or allowed blacks to live in European nations.

>> No.15856302

>>15856270
>Squalor and inhumane treatment is and always was the societal norm among blacks.
Poverty and tribal warfare is not the same as brutal colonization and I think you know that. Are these the kind of hoops apologists have to jump through?

>> No.15856303

>>15856294
>6
92 - 83 = ?

>>15856274
Oh no, not Louisiana, that was a city of good boys; fentanyl? Opium? Heroin? Other opioids? Naw, those were just whitey keeping the black man down.

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>>15856302

>> No.15856309

>>15856307
>But what about

>> No.15856316

>>15856302
>not the same as brutal colonization
You're just mad Europeans did it better. Colonization was all cool to you fucking troglodytes when you were doing it to Europe.

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>>15856302
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>>15856302
..

>> No.15856324

>>15856317
>>15856320
Blacks who dont want to be fathers to their children, truly an out of character behavior among their proud and noble people

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15856326

So is this a politics board now?

>> No.15856327

>>15856320
Based nigger. Coalburners must die

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>>15856302
...

>> No.15856336

>>15856316
I am European.
>>15856317
>>15856320
Have sex.

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>>15856302

>>15856326
Everything is politics now.

>> No.15856338

>>15856332
Is this the black remake of Falling Down?

>> No.15856344

>>15856337
No not the capitalists :( Who will pay the east Asian slave workers?

>> No.15856347

>>15856324
Lol I knew a guy from Africa who'd gotten himself a white wife and a kid with her. He just divorced her a few days ago because he didn't like being tied down and, well, responsible.

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>>15856302
>>15856336

>> No.15856350

>>15856347
Also coalburners are fucking insane, do you blame the guy?

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>>15856336

>> No.15856353

>>15851533

Ah yes, only infrastructure is property. Angloids really do like to skew the rules when it suits them don't they.

>> No.15856356

>>15856348
That's what you get for cheating

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>>15856352

>> No.15856363

>>15856350
I don't know her personally, but from the sound of it, not really. Apparently she's still "in a relationship" with him, which I find quite odd.

>> No.15856365

>>15856352
Where's the footage of the cops gunning the niggers down?

>> No.15856366

>>15856338
>be a 300lb kang
>stuck in traffic
>can't pick up welfare check
>see police signs
>go ballistic
>have to make way on foot
>hit up the local kentucky
>they stopped serving chicken after 15 buckets
>pull out your uzi and hold everyone hostage
>I JUST WANT SOME DAMN CHICKEN, AND TO SEE MY LIL GIRL
>go to an army surplus store
>racist shop owner suspects you of stealing shit
>have to get out of there before he finds the pair of boots stuffed up your shirt
>"Sir, can I help you? And.. is that a pair of boots up your shirt?"
>Punch the guy out, another 3 black people appear from nowhere to join in by kicking him on the floor
>run away
>finally make it across town
>there's my lil girl
>she's 13, blonde hair, blue eyes... white... mmmm yeah
>police tell me to freeze
>run away screaming police brutality
>reach for my uzi
>get shot dead
>media creates a firestorm

he wuz a good boy and all he did wrong was fallin down

>> No.15856370

lmao at the one incel spamming nigger videos.

>> No.15856372

>>15856370
I love literature

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>>15856365
There's less of it now, because the bodycams kept proving the officers were in the right.

>> No.15856380

I don't get why /pol/ chimps out in boards that aren't about politics while complaining about niggers chimping out. No self-awareness

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>>15856370

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>>15856380

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>>15856380

>> No.15856398

>>15856386
>everything I don't like is Reddit
>everything I don't like is leftists
>everything I don't like is women
>everything I don't like is niggers
>everything I don't like is jews

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>>15856393
Paris in the 1790s

>> No.15856403

>>15856380
They're friendless incels so this is what they do all day.

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>>15856398

>> No.15856410

>>15856406
I hate fun too buddy that's why I click pictures of traffic lights all day

>> No.15856412

>>15856398
>you aren't allowed to be critical of nogs' mental faculties because that would make you /pol/!!
seriously what are you on about, stop being so assmad

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>>15856398
>>everything I don't like is Reddit
>>everything I don't like is leftists
>>everything I don't like is women
>>everything I don't like is niggers
>>everything I don't like is jews

>> No.15856417

>>15856403
for free

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>>15856402
Still better than LA today.

>> No.15856424

>>15856412
You're not 'being critical' you're acting out and making a fool of yourself in the same manner as what you are 'being critical' of

Like I said, no self-awareness

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>>15856424

>> No.15856429

>>15856424
Who the fuck are you talking to?

>> No.15856430

>>15856426
You jealous that you can't do this to niggers?

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>>15856424
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>> No.15856437

>>15856429
I didn't think your lack of self-awareness was that bad but jesus you might have some serious mental issues

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>>15856430

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how could we have forgotten such african literary classics as
>"Ooga Booga, a Snake Bit My Dick!"
>"Where Da White Women At?"
>"The Life and Opinions of Jamal"
>"Chucking Spears: A Step by Step Guide"
>"Black Panther: The Novelization"
>"Nuffin’ and Punishment"
>"Kang Lear"
>"One Hundred Years of Fried Chicken"
>"The Grape Soda of Wrath"
>"A Tale of Two Mudhuts"
>Blood Muhdickian
>A Finna to Arms
>Heart of Darkies
>Da Bruthas Kangazmaov
>Pride and Predjudice (the predjudice part being against NIGGERS that is)
>Annaynay Kareninquanda
>In Search of Lost Crime
>The Scarlet Durag
>Jane AYYO
>Finnegan is Woke
>As I lay Jivin’
>The Great Gatt
>Lolieesha
>Where da Little Wimmin at?
>The Count of MLK Boulevard
>The Incarceration Rate Also Rises
>To the Traphouse
>The Call of my Dealer
>The Wind in The Ghettos
>The Trial (but this time it’s anciry district court and the defendant is BLACK)
>20000 leagues across the Atlantic
>the unbearable aightness of being
>”muhbig dick” or “the jail”
>The Kang in YOLO
>infinite theft
>The Hood trilogy : Negromancer, Caliph Zero, Monaleesha Overdrive
>Ulickdeez
>Steal the tiger
>catch-25-to-life

>> No.15856448

>>15856437
Nigger, I'm not the one shitting up the thread. I posted (1) pic and you got mad as shit.

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>>15856437

>> No.15856450

>>15856398
>>15856414
lmao buddy u got owned

>> No.15856458

>>15856444
>not including 1350

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>>15856444
kek

>> No.15856460

>>15856448
Sorry man if I knew you were so sensitive I wouldn't have quoted the picture back at you

>> No.15856461

>>15851631
I loved Ender's Game as a kid, and by extension I love it now. I won't ever forget the feeling I had when I realised that the final act wasn't a simulation, and Ender had already won. I love that book, man

>> No.15856462

>>15856460
Yeah, ok, let's just end it there.

>> No.15856469

Based hispanic posting the nog vlogs

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>> No.15856475

ITT... incels come to terms with the fact that they've never read a book.

>> No.15856478

>>15856299
The year is 2020.
Neil deGrasse Tyson, or as he is now known in this reality, Mubaru Ungaloch, is son to tribal warlords in the plains of the Serengeti.
Mubaru begins his day by drinking from the fountain of outpouring blood from the lacerated throat of his enemy, and thanking the spirits of his ancestors and that of Ogbo, the patron deity of the Poopoo people, for the blessing of this meal and offering the lifeless carcass of his once rival in sacrifice. He begins his journey back toward his village with his Marula branch totem staff in hand and ponders upon whom next must be released from this mortal coil when the hunger returns; picking up any small insect he finds along the way to feed his 12 children whom eagerly await his return.
Just as he was about to make a paltry snack of a beetle a plane soars by, off in the distant horizon, a sight well out of place for the tribal Mubaru – who extends his staff to the sky and prays for its magical protection. Neither Mubaru, his people, nor that of the whole black population of Africa has ever seen the world outside of their continent.
Europe is currently more of a technological powerhouse than anyone has ever imagined. Having developed over the centuries without interfered in Africa has proved to be the wisest decision they had ever made. Without the competitive pressures of colonization, they have lived in relative peace and prosperity and no great wars have been fought between them in centuries. They have come together in common unity and objectives for the advancement of the European people, and have left the continent of Africa to its fate, now the only colonies they form are the stars.
To Mubaru, these stars only represent the spirits of his ancestors – the reverence of which coats the walls in assortments of stickfigures outlined with feces upon the mud and sticks he and his 12 children reside.

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>>15856475

>> No.15856502

>>15856478
The pangs of organisation waned upon Mubaru; he sat about the fire and as it crackled, with each pang, came the question - what if there were words to describe each crackle? What if we could define the branches burned by more than just 'more than 3 or less than 3'; this would surely make accounting for the blood sacrifices that bit easier. But lo, the pangs of prions perniciously twitched from his jaw to the tips of all seven remaining toes, and with each crackle came both thought and anti-thought. The hunger climbed within his mind, even when he could not bring himself to eat, and even when he had eaten and more lay in front of him, both thought and anti-thought contested one another: should, he eat, and would, he eat? Conflict was ever present in the mind of old Mubaru.

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>>15856299
>>15856478
>>15856502
Mubaru's children greet him with eagerness, Obo, Doodoo, Dindu, and even the youngest, little Treyvon are the first to form up with their heads perched up and awaiting the alternate reality Neil deGrasse Tyson to put the bugs into their mouths. After all has been fed to some degree of satisfaction, it is time for the matured prince of the Poopoo people to bathe each of his children in the traditional methods of the Poopoo people.

They all line up, shoulder to bony shoulder, each nearly nude to completion save for an individual cloth diaper, and prepare for their monthly bath with their ribs protruding from malnourishment and starvation. Neil steps between each one, urinating on all of their faces as they giggle and laugh and rinse their hair in his putrid piss. Occasionally opening their mouths to drink from his salty golden nectar since drinking anything at all is a luxury in their humble tribal village.

>> No.15856585

>>15856536
As each drank from the golden panacea that flowed from Mubaru's phallus, skinned and flayed per tradition, Mubaru began to hold revelation in his hands. With each disfigured face he drenched, he posited, what if their names were a means to count? Yes, it could go in order: first would come Obo, then Doodoo, then Dindu, and YES, revelation, breakthrough: the one AFTER the third would be Treyvon. Proud of his achievements, he took to bed the fifth - yes, the one after the one after four, this too would need documenting - Jemima, to bed; she would be his wife tonight, as was tradition.

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>>15856299
>>15856478
>>15856502
>>15856536
>>15856585
Mubaru’s wife, Ungala(also known as Jemima), sat cross-legged with a satisfied smile across her face as the sounds of her delighted children echoed through the small dirt dome in which they dwelled. She was busying herself that day scraping up the mud from the ground and caking it together within her palms before setting them down to dry in a neat pattern around her. These ‘cookies’ were the traditional recipe and culinary favorite of the proud and noble Poopoo people, and consisted the vast majority of all their meals. Naïve enthusiastic little Treyvon ran up to his mother in hopes of receiving one after having not eaten in days, but these cookies were the rations of the slaves which were owned by their family.

Mubaru would take some of them and go out to the small dirt barn wherein they were kept and toss them to the floor. For either fear of the consequences or out of lack of strength, not a one moved so much as an inch, their deadened eyes fixated on that form of their deified tormentor before being enclosed in darkness once again. Wondering all the while why they were slaves at all in a village which has not yet discovered agriculture and still remains fixed in a hunter-gatherer lifestyle.

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>>15854563
Man, you're so close to putting it all together, but something in your brain just glitches. Ask yourself, how can half-starved Norks put together a nuke and an ICBM delivery system?

>> No.15856998

Unironically ban Americans from posting on this board and this website.

>> No.15857016

>>15856998
This is an American website, dumbass.

>> No.15857050

>>15857016
And? Americans offer nothing.

>> No.15857071

>>15857050
Clearly we do if you come barging onto our forums like anybody wanted you here. Go to your own shit websites pedro.

>> No.15857086

>>15853886
>If blacks in Africa are so great then why is it still a shithole?
They prefer to live that way. It's not a shithole to them. They have had thousands of years to choose to live another way; they have chosen the way they prefer.

>> No.15857119

>>15857086
I don't think so, that would imply a degree of sapience I don't think they possess. It seems they live in a way most suitable to their natures, without thought or imagination for anything better. It's not that they choose it, they are bound to it; they cannot possibly live any other way - like animals.

>> No.15857135

>>15851195
European Post-Colonial History in six words: "Nigger can't count? Give him Phd"

>> No.15857263

>>15851533
and you dubwasting cunts bitch about the jews

>> No.15857339

>>15856274
wtf? I love COVID now